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A chat session between BinLaden and Bush

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BinLaden9151: hello

XprezbushX: who is this

BinLaden9151: osama

XprezbushX: thats a funny name

BinLaden9151: at least its not bush lol

XprezbushX: shut up

BinLaden9151: did u get my message

XprezbushX: whut message

BinLaden9151: u know, my message

BinLaden9151: it wuz delivered by airmail

BinLaden9151: right into ur trade towers

XprezbushX: shut up that wasnt funny

BinLaden9151: lol

XprezbushX: SHUT UP!!!! :x

BinLaden9151: r u mad

XprezbushX: yah

BinLaden9151: why??????

XprezbushX: u messed with my country

BinLaden9151: well now u know how i feel

XprezbushX: whut do u mean

BinLaden9151: other countries and forces hurt my people all the time

XprezbushX: hello!!! whut duz that have 2 do with us

BinLaden9151: like u give guns and money and missiles and stuff 2 a lot of those people

XprezbushX: oic

XprezbushX: but ur terrorists, how can u speak out against violence

BinLaden9151: jeez u label anybody who goes against injustice a terrorist

BinLaden9151: i bet if u were picking on my little brother and i punched u youd start screaming TERRORIST! TERRORIST!

XprezbushX: i never touched ur little brother

XprezbushX: besides there r other, more civilized ways 2 battle injustice

BinLaden9151: ur missing the point

XprezbushX: whutz the point anyway

BinLaden9151: i love my people like brothers and ur military is all up in our holy land!!! 1

BinLaden9151: its pissing us off

XprezbushX: whatever dude

XprezbushX: is that all

BinLaden9151: no

BinLaden9151: another thing is, imperialistic american globalization is a raging torrent thats going to wash away our borders, our cultures and our identities

XprezbushX: whut do u mean

BinLaden9151: im afraid that tomorrow im going to wake up and see a mcdonalds next to my mosque

BinLaden9151: and ur troops will be like, relax yall, just have a happy meal!!

XprezbushX: so whut r u wearing

BinLaden9151: ???

XprezbushX: sorry wrong window lol

BinLaden9151: lol

XprezbushX: ok so whut were u saying

BinLaden9151: like

BinLaden9151: basically

BinLaden9151: a lot of all the jets and tanks and gunships that terrorize us might as well be painted red, white and blue

XprezbushX: a/s/l

BinLaden9151: ???

XprezbushX: sorry wrong window again



XprezbushX: hello r u there

BinLaden9151: YESS!!

XprezbushX: u started all this anyway

BinLaden9151: did not!

XprezbushX: u did too!

BinLaden9151: u started it!!

XprezbushX: lalalala

XprezbushX: i cant hear u

BinLaden9151: i will make ur life a living hell

XprezbushX: haha ur acting like a 13 year old girl who just got her phone taken away

BinLaden9151: shut up

BinLaden9151: ur immature

XprezbushX: no u r

BinLaden9151: i know u r but what am i


XprezbushX: cant hear u

BinLaden9151: SHUT UP

XprezbushX: NO U SHUT UP

XprezbushX: relax, have a happy meal lol

BinLaden9151: ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!11

XprezbushX: i think our blind rage is obscuring solutions--can we set aside our feelings and just talk about this like civilized humans??





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I thank Ismahan for the imaginary chat between bin laden and bush. she is really an aspriing writer. cheers

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Well Thanks brothers for your comments .... and believe me sometimes it is nice to joke about real life events so that we can go on our lifes and accept what is going is just like a water for a person that get lost in a desert with no water.....

See ya around guys.....



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You think prez bush would actually say something like set aside our feelings?He would say something like,"i'm gonna bomb you back to the stone age,LOSER!!!HAHAHAHAHAH"

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