Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

SomaliPhilosopher;920132 wrote:

Man white people are so cheap! I did not have my printing id card,so I asked this guy to print me a page for me. One page costs 10 cents ~ 2000 Somali shillings!! The guy said okay but asked to be compensated back for his 10 cents. Western culture.............................................. Tis Tis...................

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@S.P,

 

you're doing a good job in imitating me. well done.

 

i'm waiting for your last two steps. thanks in advance.

[Alpha Blondy]

SomaliPhilosopher;920132 wrote:

Man white people are so cheap! I did not have my printing id card,so I asked this guy to print me a page for me. One page costs 10 cents ~ 2000 Somali shillings!! The guy said okay but asked to be compensated back for his 10 cents. Western culture.............................................. Tis Tis...................

$1 = 7000SLSH

 

£1 = $1.53

 

so.....£1= (7000SLSH x 1.53) = 10700SLSH

 

so if $0.10 is 700SLSH

 

£0.10 = 1070SLSH

 

NOT 2000SLSH!

 

YOU LIAR!

[SomaliPhilosopher]

Waryee, this was indeed a tragic event and nothing to joke about. Do keep in mind those steps initiated yesterday are pretext to the 5 day recovery plan.

 

"The best fertilizer is produced from the remains of stricken hyena"- SP maahmaah

 

 

 

 

 

In time. In due time....

[Alpha Blondy]

S.P,

 

you're a pathetic fool. i'm getting a little bored of the waiting dee. you either reveal the last remaining steps or i'm not interested in this silly game of yours. its simple. walahi, if these remaining steps, are not revealed by the end of tonight's trolls session, i'm NOT willing to play ball. ma fahantahay S.P-ooow?

 

your choice. my terms. simples....

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[SomaliPhilosopher]

Anxious eh? Buy me some Summertime Pizza and I shall expedite your name to the top of my list.

[SomaliPhilosopher]

Have you noticed this place has become a ghost town? The inhabitants have cleared out due to fear of possible casualties.

[SomaliPhilosopher]

Apophis;920155 wrote:

^^ FFS, just release the rubber and let it hit Alpha's eye. Stop ******* around.

Are you speaking from experience?

[oba hiloowlow]

Trollers!

 

Jag, Oba vill meddela är att jag överväger att lämna detta träsk med namnet SOL, Jag har haft både roliga och deprimerade stunder i detta forum men jag måste även tillägga att SOL har utformat mig till den människa jag är idag, så mina kära vänner jag har en sista önskan innan jag drar vidare, vilket är att alla som har medverkat i denna tråd ska skriva en uppsats om mig Oba och motivera varför jag ska vara kvar och medverka i SOL, uppsatsen ska bestå av en kort introduktion,fakta och en analys. Uppsatsen ska bestå av minst 2000 ord.

 

Gör mig inte besvikna kära trollers!

 

Med vänliga hälsningar

 

Imam Oba Imam Jeelow

[Alpha Blondy]

it currently feels like being stuck in a lift with someone you don't like, in this thread. :(:(

 

where are my friends......

 

Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatoow

 

Qansaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaax

 

Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofle

 

Apooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

come and beat this fool S.Pooow up. he's blackmailing me. he knows who i am in real life and he's imposed a 5 step reform plan on this thread. but so far, he's only revealed 3. he's basically saying, unless, i embrace these 5 steps fully, he will EXPOSE me. :(:(

 

1. Step 1- Break the cult of personality of this one member cult!

 

2. Step 2: Chose a distinguishable Avatar, one that connotes strength, change, and humility in contrast to its predecessor, to be the face of this new regime.

 

3. Step 3: Show the world Alpha's weakness- exposure

 

4.? NOT REVELED

 

5. ? NOT REVELED

 

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this S.P is vicious animal walahi. he probably knows Alpha in the real world. what will i do when he EXPOSE's my online exploits to real people?....... OMG, i'm scared. i will report him to ADMIN too.

[SomaliPhilosopher]

loooooooooool. I don't know you, nor do I care to.

[QansaxMeygaag]

SomaliPhilosopher;920132 wrote:

Man white people are so cheap! I did not have my printing id card,so I asked this guy to print me a page for me. One page costs 10 cents ~ 2000 Somali shillings!! The guy said okay but asked to be compensated back for his 10 cents. Western culture.............................................. Tis Tis...................

Are you from Ethio by any chance? I see this "sucking teeth" tis tis expression in Dinaw Mengestu's books...

[oba hiloowlow]

Qansax do you think im still crazy? Your comment from yesterday was uncalled for and really mean. xalay i had problems sleeping just because of that comment.

[SomaliPhilosopher]

Interesting, but no. My only affiliation to Ethiopia is skipping school to protest against the notorious meles zenawi.

 

"Down down down Meles", we would shout. Though it sounded very much like "down, down my legs"

[QansaxMeygaag]

Alpha Blondy;920161 wrote:

it currently feels like being stuck in a lift with someone you don't like, in this thread.

:(

:(

 

where are my friends......

 

Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatoow

 

Qansaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaax

 

Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofle

 

Apooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

come and beat this fool S.Pooow up. he's blackmailing me. he knows who i am in real life and he's imposed a 5 step reform plan on this thread. but so far, he's only revealed 3. he's basically saying, unless, i embrace these 5 steps fully, he will EXPOSE me.

:(

:(

 

1. Step 1- Break the cult of personality of this one member cult!

 

2. Step 2: Chose a distinguishable Avatar, one that connotes strength, change, and humility in contrast to its predecessor, to be the face of this new regime.

 

3. Step 3: Show the world Alpha's weakness- exposure

 

4.? NOT REVELED

 

5. ? NOT REVELED

 

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this S.P is vicious animal walahi. he probably knows Alpha in the real world. what will i do when he EXPOSE's my online exploits to real people?....... OMG, i'm scared. i will report him to ADMIN too.

I think SP is harmless, from the innocent way he is sucking his teeth tis tis...

[Alpha Blondy]

 

 

there i was listening to some positive conscious music when this song came on.................................i almost died. catchy though. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.