NGONGE Posted September 12, 2012 “kabta rog” he said “why?” “dee waa danbi” “yaa yedhi?” “culamada” “ ma hubta?” “maya” “hadaba inagada waxba ma rogayno” “war iska rog ajar baad ku qaadi” “sootaad igu tedhi in aanad hubin?” “war waa dhaqanka Somalida” “wuxu ma diin ba mise waa dhaqan?” “waa diin iyo dhaqan” “ma idinka samaystay?” “ninyaho waad hadal badantahay. Dadkaaga dhinac ka raac” “dee ma waali baan ku raaca iyo kab la rogay?” “haaa, dadko mucaaridka way necebheen” “marka, kabtan xun ma iska roga?” “haa, waa bani aadnimo dee” “oo waxaan mooday in aad tedhi waa dhaqan iyo diin” “war waa dhaqan, diin, bani adanimo iyo wax walba ay dadko isku raacan, bahasha naga rog intaanay cidi na arkin” “oo haday na arkaan maxa dhici laaha? War kabtan xun ma aniga laha?” “maya, lakin waad hor taagantahay” “marka ma inaan danbigiida qaato?” “soo maad diidin in aad rogtid?” “xita hadaan diiday, maxa danbiga aniga la ii saari laha? Adiga maxay kuu qabsan waayeen?” “anigu waan rogi laha” “dee waa tan ku hor taala, maad rogtid” “adiga o dhaw” “ma ka ag dhaqaaqa?” “dhib jeclid ninyaho! Wakhtigay kaa qaadan laheed inaad ka ag dhaqaaqdid ayaa ka badan kan aad ku rogi laheed” “hada ma kab baan manta o dhan ku murmayna?” “muran muu jiri laheen hadaad iska rogi laheed” “arr naga tag, waxba ma rogayno” “dee bani adan ma tehid” “qofko ma kaba aan la rogin ayuu bani adan ku noqda?” “haa! Bani adanimado kabahay ka bilowda. Miyanaad arg dadko markay qof nacaan siday kabo ku tuuran? Kii ciraaqiga Bush kab ku tuuray miyaanad xasuusan? Bush xoolow aha! Xoolaha iyo bani adanka kabaha lago garta. Waliga ma argtay dameer kabo xidhan?” “arr ma kabtan xun ayaa ila bush nagaadhsiisay?” “maya, fikirkaaga xun ayaa bartan na dhigay” “oo anigu maxaan sameeyay o khalad ah?” “dee so mad diidin in aad kabta rogtid? Akhlaaq xumadaada ayaa murankaan keentay” “dhaqan, diin, bani adanimo iyo akhlaq? war mar mar waad iska hadsha ma is tedhi?” “akhlaaqto waxay na bartay wax walba oo qaloocan wa in la toosiyo, kab la rogay wa wax qaloocan oo ay isha diido” “war ma maca indhahaad keentay?” “hada? So indhaha may aheen kuwa kabta na tusay?” “waa runta. Ma ii hubta in ay dadka oo dhan kabaha rogan?” “haa..haa..kuwa aan rogin waa dameero aan diin, dhaqan, akhlaaq iyo indho laheen. Kabta rog ninyaho yaan dadka lagaa reebin” “waayahay, waan rogaya. Lakin yaa dadka o sheegaya in aan bani adan ahay?” “socodkaaga iyo hadalkaagay ku garanayan” “marka nagada kabtan xun ileen cidi ma ogi inaan kab arganay” “taasi waa khiyaamo. Khiyaamda na waa akhlaaq xumo” “ok. OK. Adigu uun ii balan qaad in aad dadka o dhan o sheegi doontid in aan kab rogay” “wagagac! Ma waxaad doonaysa in la nago qoslo? Arr naga dhaqaaji kabtan xun.” Two minutes later... “waxaan ku idhi..eeen...timaha maxaad iska xeedhi wayday?” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nin-Yaaban Posted September 12, 2012 ngonge;868468 wrote: “kabta rog” he said “anigu waan rogi laha” “dee waa tan ku hor taala, maad rogtid” “adiga o dhaw” “ma ka ag dhaqaaqa?” “dhib jeclid ninyaho! Wakhtigay kaa qaadan laheed inaad ka ag dhaqaaqdid ayaa ka badan kan aad ku rogi laheed” “hada ma kab baan manta o dhan ku murmayna?” +1000. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Naxar Nugaaleed Posted September 12, 2012 Looool dameer kaba xidhen ma aragtay. This guy is a comedian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shinbir Majabe Posted September 12, 2012 Waliga ma argtay dameer kabo xidhan?” :D:D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caano_Geel Posted September 12, 2012 Isma dhaanto iyo dhasheed dheh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiil Posted September 12, 2012 Somali Iyo muran jaceylkeeda iga dheh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isra Posted September 12, 2012 I understood 90% of your post, I am totally proud of myself! Quite funny as well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AYOUB Posted September 12, 2012 ^ I got the 10%. Something about Bush being a cultureless donkey that trampled on human rights under his shoe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dhagax-Tuur Posted September 12, 2012 Qoraaga qoraalkani waxa uu si deg deg ah ugu baahan yahay in casharo afka soomaaliga ah la siiyo. Haddii kale jiilalka isaga ku xigaa in afka soomaaliga lagu tunto marka la qorayo ayey waxey u arkayaan caadi. Marka waa in la qabtaa intuusan cudurku faafin. F.g: Waa iga kaftan iyo talo hoos ka dhiib ah, dee. Wax fahan! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isra Posted September 12, 2012 LOL Ayoub! Right on that's the part I didn't get, thanks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted September 13, 2012 ^^ Yes but the important question is, would you worry about an upturned shoe? Ayoub, the Iraqi guy threw a shoe at Bush when he last visited Iraq. Bah, I thought you people were up with world news. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted September 13, 2012 f.g = fiiro gaar ah (lovely word) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted September 13, 2012 ^^ You do this on purpose, Juxa. Bax! (or at least tell me what you're talking about ther?). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted September 13, 2012 if your shoes are turned up-side down then that means your whole person is upside down. this is quite serious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted September 13, 2012 NGONGE;868859 wrote: ^^ Yes but the important question is, would you worry about an upturned shoe? At home or when visiting someone? Reminds me of the time we went to another city to play a game of footy against the lads there. As is customery every player takes 2 members of the other team to his house for lunch after the game. Myself and another member of the team went to the home of the captain. His family prepared a great meal of bariis iyo hilib with all the trimmings (sabeeb in the rice, cadriyad, salad with boiled egg etc - the works). Anyway, being a hungry so and so after the game I was munching away until I was stopped by my friend. He told me not to finish the plate. I asked why. He said it was ceeb or it meant we were greedy or something. I was perplexed (fish baan ahaa) and still peckish. I didn't have a long and arduous argument with him but finished my plate anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
