runawayvirgin Posted September 24, 2003 I thought I should share this with you girls ------------------------------------------ If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN. If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality Check Posted September 24, 2003 And they say women are hard to please! Go figure :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuCkY Posted September 24, 2003 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. aint it the truth as weLL as aLmost aLL thats on the List...Thankz Runaway^Virgin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thinkerman Posted September 24, 2003 lol@ R_V_D errhh sorry R_V , u trying to cause a stir? well let my through my 2 cents into the ring I would substitute the Him with a she personally Opnionated, but then i gues there are Gents aswell as ladies out there like that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuCkY Posted September 24, 2003 ^^^^^RVD?You got wrestLing on your mind? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runawayvirgin Posted September 24, 2003 Any time FS R_V_D Shujui! I might not be heavy but I can tackle and take you down anytime ----and it's definitely A HE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoVa Posted September 24, 2003 Right on girl...Ain't that the truth!!! Guys, ya finally being exposed on how the majority of y'all think. :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted September 24, 2003 Hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, A virtual Pamphlet for online feminist freaks.....lol just kidding ladies. later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QUANTUM LEAP Posted September 24, 2003 Thought it would be nice to counteract the above .....So ladies here is one for you too. A Shopping Center was opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out on five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave. So, a couple of girlfriends decided to go to the mall to find their future husbands. On the door of the first floor there was a sign that said: ”These men have jobs and love kids.” The women read the sign and said: ”Well that’s better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went. The second floor said: ”These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking”. ”Hmmm”, said the girls, “But, I wonder what’s further up?”. The sign on the third floor said: ”These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.” ”Wow!” said the women. “Very tempting, BUT, there’s more further up!” And so again, they went up. The sign on the fourth floor read: ”These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.” ”Oh, mercy me! But just think....... What must be awaiting us further up!?!!” So up to the fifth and final floor they went. The sign on that door said: ”This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please! Thank you for shopping and have a nice day” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuCkY Posted September 24, 2003 ^^^^^Nice come back but Runaway^Virgin's one stiLL stands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runawayvirgin Posted September 24, 2003 GO LUCKY GO! GO! Che-Guevara : Welcome back.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted September 24, 2003 Rv lol Unfortunatly no matter how many great tips and wat not yall bring..its still indeed hard to please women!..its a fact! thnx for ur effort tho Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- diamond princess - Posted September 25, 2003 ^ LIKE WISE! ^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted September 25, 2003 Runaway-Virgin..loooooooool.....it is good to be back.....thankx nice come back guys.........lol....Lakkad.my sentiments exactly..lol later nomads Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qac Qaac Posted September 25, 2003 girls if men is like that, why r u guys still after them, shujui nice one. stop the gender war pls Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
