Troll, Shah and Sheeko

[cynical lady]

I’m not protesting dear, am simply denying the allegations.

 

Ibti – ohh hell no!!! My appreciation has everything to do with lust and not Love.

 

Juxa- dee that’s you; your in-love with love itself.

[Juxa]

that is actually true. loving another person puts you in vulnerable position

 

love the big love itself. now buy me jalaato and i shall let you be

 

where is ibti!

[Chimera]

Lust and love are one in the same. One can't crave for something they don't love, example would this make sense?; i hate Cadbury chocolate, but i can't stop eating them lol

 

I appreciate Elephants in a Zoo, but i feel no desire to reciprocate advances from the females of that species. Mine is a good example of 'appreciation' but here too there is love, only in my case its love of their ''way of life'', you on the other hand do accept advances from that devilish gender in which i belong, because your lust is clear cut 'mac mac - i like your aftershave - masculine voice - take me in your arms - be my Valentine - classic ''love''.

[Ibtisam]

Juxa I'm here? whats up?

 

ADAM loool classic. I hate chocolate but I can't stop eating them.! Not sure about the whole love and lust thing thought.

 

CL is suffering a mild love attack. leave her be.

 

Adam how is baby coming along, how many weeks left? I want to see that baby before I get grey hair

[Kool_Kat]

War Adam ma cunug baa u dhalanaya? Isagaaba wili baby ehee? Mise dariskiisa cunug dhalaya? :confused:

 

Hello all!

[Buuxo]

lol@dariskisa cunug dhalaya.

 

Share the good new Adam.

 

Hey trolls, whats up?

[NGONGE]

I do love Somalis.

 

Went out five minutes ago to get me some biscuits from the local shop. As I was walking back to the office I heard a shout..

 

Somali odey: Oi! Ma Somali bad tahay?

 

Me: Haa.

 

Odey: Ma meelahan bad ka shaqiisa?

 

Me: Haa.

 

Odey: Me too.

 

Me: Good.

 

Odey: I worked in that hotel for seven years. I was employee of the year once and got a bonus big enough to take me and my wife to haj.

 

Me: Mashallah.

 

Odey: I'm a porter, but today I was working in the cloak room taking the coats of the crazy Arabs who come here to waste their money and time.

 

Me: Haa. Carabtu way waalanyeen.

 

Odey: Ma ila argtay? Waa khasaaro socota.

 

Me: Haahay.

 

Odey: Lakin anigu Scania ayaan iibsaday.

 

Me: Scania maxay tahay?

 

Odey: Zaire iyo African oo guuraya

 

Me: You will take the Scania there too?

 

Odey: It's there already.

 

Me: Is it?

 

Odey: Don't you know what a Scania is?

 

Me: Maya adeer.

 

Odey: Truck. BIG TRUCK.

 

Me: Haaaaa, Scania! So are you going to drive it?

 

Odey: Maya. I already have a driver for that one. I'm planning to buy a second one and then I'm going to move.

 

Me: To Africa?

 

Odey: Haa. Kampala, Kinshasa, inta ba wan wada marya.

 

Me: Good for you.

 

Odey: Ok. Anigu wan soco-ha-naya. I'll find out about you next time. I already know you are reer woqooye.

 

And, just like that, he walked off into the horizon....

[Juxa]

lool@ngonge and you were dismissed just like that

 

anyone notice how ibti is so kind to adam. ileyn he is having a baby and needs all kindness, bless

[cynical lady]

Isnt he a baby himself?

 

P.s Old man wink wink nudge nudge where is my V-day gift?

[-Serenity-]

Adam and Ibti are married and have reversed roles - he is having their baby. There is no other explanation!

[Haatu]

Juxa it might be more than just kindness

 

Hey Adam, how's the book business going?

[Che -Guevara]

^Hello Haatu,

[Haatu]

^ sup Che

how's your day been/going?

[Malika]

Hello Che&Haatu,

 

I need a distruction..ii shekeyaa hee

[Kamaavi]

Hello habo maalika. Adi mad na wacdisid.