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Stoic, exactly. That was my question. But why do they still do? This applies markedly to the school-going youth(high school).

 

But besides wicked politics and the government's slackness towards NEP's development, Gsa folks can of course boast of their easy and direct access to the capital, better schools, roads, you name it.

 

Lol@Gateway..Brings back memories. Used to be one of our bases. Praying Maghrib after a chaotic football match between red eagles and the police team..gone are the days!

 

 

Originally posted by cynical lady:

p.s wapemba wajuana kwavilemba, sijui wakenya wajuana kwa matangazo...wana makelele hao!

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Kwanza nakugotea sis wangu. Ningependa kulapa hiyo lakini kusema kweli mambo zimebadilika siku hizi. Mpaka wa bongo wanajiskia? Haki nime bagawa!

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STOIC   

^^^I take the fifth.You and Malika would hate me If I start talking about my Trip from Migori to Sirari all the way to Mwanza and all the way through Sukuma land. :D

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Malika   

^Baba,nilikuwa natania sawa? hamna noma, you can tell us about your lasting memorable trip through TZ.. :D

 

CL,mpe zake huyo Shar marke.. :D

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Stoic acha nawe sema…malika na mia si watu wa vijijini sia ni wabongo, wewe twanga pepeta sema unacho moyoni.

 

Sharmake...Mamboz. sia wabongo hatujiski wenzako tunaskika wafamu. Sisi hapa wa bongo si watu wakutembia navitambulisho kila siku tuko kimya tuna piga poze tunawatizma nyea, manaki nyea ndo mna penda kwenda kila pahali uku mketangaza sia ni sijui wa kenya hata kabla hamja ulizwa.kibelebele vimewazidi..?

 

p.s malika kila mara nikikwenda kenya narudi dar nacheka, vichekesho kule ubesho bela mana.

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^^Naona unapenda kutania wakenya na misukosuko zako lakini bottom line ni; Afrika mashariki ni Kenya. Na unajua hiyo sio? Ni vile hupendi kuungama ama niaje?

 

Kweli yako. Sisi hubeba vitambuliso wakati wowote ajili tumewakaribisha wasonjo wenzetu kutoka Somalia ambaye imetubidi tujitambue na ponye kila mara. Lakini tunavumulia hiyo.

 

Kweli we ni wa Bongo? una bonga sana. Wa bongo nawajua wananyamaza sana.

 

Na kurudia mada ya thredi huu; mamanzi wa bongo noma sana pia smile.gif . Hasa wa Dar. Wa Dar ama? smile.gif

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Paragon   

Nikila Ugali, maharagwe na Tilabia, ndiyo mwanzo nitajiita mtanzania. Labda nitala matoke na mihogo pia niwe mbaganda.

 

Tizameni wabongo, Kenya ndivyo kuna mambo.. :D Tanga, Arusa, wala Dar mkule huu ;)

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Malika   

LOL@Isseh.

 

A joke!

 

This is a Conversation between a Kenyan Policeman and Shar'marke who simply happens to be walking home from work late at night.

 

 

Gijana Untatoga wabi?

Jina yago nani?

Baba yago nani?

Unataga nini?

 

Gan you Broduce your ID?

Basi if you gannot broduce your ID

Wapi Gitambulisho?

If you gannot broduce Gitambulisho

Wapi drivers licence

If you gannot broduce the three gavament tocuments

Twende mbele!

 

 

(But I am innocent….)

 

Innocent gitu gani?

Haguna mutu innozent Genya

We gan charge you with anything

Unataga gani?

Smoking with violence

Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract

Looging at a government building zuzbiciously

With indend to gommit murder

Unataga gani?

 

Unaweza gujitetea?

Gitu gani hii?

Ati fifty bob

Hata haiwezi gununua jwing gum

Toa besa gijana

 

(…nibakishie bus fare)

 

Ogay,

You are a law abiding zitizen

Unataga tuguzindikishe?

 

ps..Sorry BOB for hijacking your thread.

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Paragon   

^^^LOooooooooooooooooooooool

 

Innocent gitu gani?

Haguna mutu innozent Genya

We gan charge you with anything

Unataga gani?

Smoking with violence

Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract

Looging at a government building zuzbiciously

With indend to gommit murder

Unataga gani?

My God I didn't laugh that hard for a long time.

 

Thanks, Malika. Sharma arke has a history with police...lol

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MZanzi   

Originally posted by Malika:

LOL@Isseh.

 

 

 

Unaweza gujitetea?

Gitu gani hii?

Ati fifty bob

Hata haiwezi gununua jwing gum

Toa besa gijana

 

(…nibakishie bus fare)

 

Ogay,

You are a law abiding zitizen

Unataga tuguzindikishe?

 

ps..Sorry BOB for hijacking your thread.

ahahahah you crack me up big time

 

Kenya police were always up fo' business sometimes they dont even care if u show 'em ID

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STOIC   

This is a joke between Mbongo na mzungu....

:D

 

 

Kuna mmbongo mmoja alienda ulaya na kwa bahati mbaya kingereza alikua hajui ila akapata rafiki mzungu aliyeitwa Mlumbwende,siku moja walienda kuoga na huyo rafiki yake kwa bahati mbaya rafiki yake mzungu akamezwa na papa,akaja mzungu akamuuliza yule mmbongo kama ifuatavyo:

mzungu: where is mr Mlumbwende?

Mmbongo: akafikiria kisha akaanza,Mr Mlumbwende is tumbukila majiota,likaja limpapa likamkatila la katikati,mr mlumbwende is finish kufulukuta.

maana yake ni kua jamaa kamezwa na papa na kafa

This is why Nyerere was not a good idea for Tanzania.Ni nini Chanzo cha TZ kuongea kingereza...... :D

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Wewe stoic ata ayebu hauoni! Malika are you sure alikua sio stoic uleo ongea naye alafu akakuambia sijajua wabongo wana ongea kizungu…kwanza sia hatuna matatezo na luga yetu ya taifa sio lazima kuongea kizungu..Repect luga ya taifa na Mwalimu Nyerer mjomba stoic… icon_razz.gif

 

Malika lol naag walaan… :D

 

Sharmake fungua macho mjomba Nairobi haiwezi kupambana na bongo leo tumewacha uku mkedua siku

hizi…..

 

p.s Bongo= dar kwa washamba woti wasio jua…..lol

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