roobleh Posted January 9, 2009 MAN FARTS - 5 DIE Dover, MA - "I think its something to do with his stomach.." was the last thing that 911 dispatcher Carol Quandt heard before the loud explosion that ended her call with a local Dover resident. At 5:15pm half a city block exploded killing 5 people and seriously wounding 15. The explosion was not caused by any gas leak or natural disaster but from a severe rectal build-up. Dennis Edwards, a local PAOD (Phat-Asses-of-Dover) member, and a Dover Elementary PTA member was killed by a self inflicted anal explosion also killing his wife and 2 children, and there pet Dog fluffy. Apparently Dennis was eating refried beans for days, left-overs from his oldest son's high school graduation reception, and had been complaining about sever stomach cramps. His wife Norma called the paramedics at 5:13pm to dispatch an ambulance but it was too late. At 5:15pm Dennis could no longer hold himself and exploded. A memorial service is planned for Thursday night at the Bethony Lutheran Church. Funeral plans have not yet been announced. source Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chimera Posted January 9, 2009 Spontaneous human combustion x 100? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted January 9, 2009 ,,, Ilaahayow meeshaa ha na joojin ,, Waar anigaa u baahan inaan qaar ku laayee tolow siduu wax yidhi ,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted January 9, 2009 Macbuudka. I never heard such thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abtigiis Posted January 9, 2009 And do you believe it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roobleh Posted January 9, 2009 The average person produces between 1 and 3 pints of gas each day and passes gas about 14 times a day. That said, you may experience even more gas than usual if u consume large amounts of beans, which contain the complex carbohydrate known as raffinose. The by-products of the digestion of this complex sugar may contain high amounts of hydrogen and methane produced by bacteria normally present in the large intestine, which are compastible and potentially explosive . However, other by-products of digestion such as oxygen, nitrogen, and carbon dioxide are harmless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted January 9, 2009 ^^ gross, have things got so low we need to talk about how many times ppl fart in a day? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abtigiis Posted January 9, 2009 Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. It is Rooble's choice to talk about what he thinks is "educating". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Urban Posted January 9, 2009 I don't believe the story. something doesn't smell right.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roobleh Posted January 9, 2009 ^If u were in to the sciences(Biochemistry), not only u believe it but will make it happen in the lab. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSea Posted January 10, 2009 When I was a kid, my mom use to tell the 'skunk' stories and how it uses its fart to gush out the honey from the dun-dun. I was so convinced that fart wasnt capable of such thing outside of disrupting the normal scent, but never thought it could cause death. Layaab weeye! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
