Too stup1d to own a computer...(True story)

[Mr. Somalia]

CUSTOMER SERVICE CALL ...

 

 

"WordPerfect computer assistance; may I help you?"

 

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

 

"What sort of trouble?"

 

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

 

"Went away?"

 

"They disappeared."

 

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

 

"Nothing."

 

"Nothing?"

 

"It's blank, it won't accept anything when I type."

 

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

 

"How do I tell?"

 

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

 

"What's a sea-prompt?"

 

"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"

 

"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

 

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

 

"What's a monitor?"

 

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

 

"I don't know."

 

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

 

"Yes, I think so."

 

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plug! ged into the wal l."

 

"Yes, it is."

 

"When you were behi nd the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

 

"No."

 

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

 

"Okay, here it is."

 

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

 

"I can't reach."

 

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

 

"No."

 

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

 

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."

 

"Dark?"

 

"Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

 

"Well, turn on the office light then."

 

"I can't."

 

"No? Why not?"

 

"Because there's a power failure."

 

"A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

 

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

 

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

 

"Really? Is it that bad?"

 

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

 

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

 

"Tell them you're too f............. stup1d to own a computer."

 

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This has got to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. If this really did happen, I think that customer service rep should have been promoted, not fired.

[Aaliyyah]

Ohh my god LOL@ u'r too ****** to own a computer.

[Ducaysane]

[Urban]

 

This is a joke i found on the same site:

 

Suicide pact:

 

there was an english man, irish man and a scottish man working on a building

site.

 

everyday at lunch time they sat down to eat their sandwhiches. and everyday the

irish man had cheese sandwiches, everyday the scottish had tuna sandwishes and

everyday the english guy had jam.

 

they were all sick of having the same bloody sandwiches everyday. one day they

made a pact. 'if we have the same sandwiches one more time this week then i'm

going to jump off this building site' swore the irish fellow. 'here here' said

mr scottish, and so they all agreed :same sandwiches, we're jumping off.

 

the next day at 12 pm they took out their lunchboxes. each one of them

nervously opened out the wrapping and each one discoevrd the same old food. the

irish man nervously raised his hand and said 'friendsm lets do the noble thing

and stick to our word'. so one by one tey jumped off the site.

 

a week later: triple funeral. the wife of the english man stood sadly and

said, 'all he had to do was tell me he wanted something else to eat. thats all

he had to do'. the scottish wife was sad too, 'all he had to do was go to let

me know he wanted different sandwiches'.

 

the irish wife replied, 'he made his own sandwhiches'.

[Ducaysane]

Not funny

[LuugDheer]

lol ^^ yes it is

[Cabdow]