An aboriginal wedding is a wedding where the people wear no clothes. Aboriginals are people who believe we should live in our natural state (without clothing).

Benitez wants Trezeguet to add more firepower to his team and God knows they need it. Cannavaro and Zambrotta are going to sign within days for Real Madrid. Gigi Buffon is going to either AC Milan or Arsenal and there is also another premiership team that wants him. Arsene wenger said it was unlikely that they would raid Juve because of the wages of these players are too high, basically telling Buffon if he wants to come here he will have to take a paycut, knowing Italians thats highly unlikely. Real also made a bid for Kaka worth 35 mill. Spurs are interested in Luca Toni and apparently every1 else that comes on the market, where do they get the money from? Mojam, you're right,the 2 Italian heavyweights are not there would certainly be a lot more exciting and teams like Lyon would do well.

^^^Lol, But Northener has still not explained what he was doing at an aboriginal wedding? We want answers maaaaan!

^^I know your an Arsenal fan but dont you think going to players weddings is a little too far? You will be stalking Henry next My sources tell me Norman, that you were at Djibril Cisse's wedding which actually was an aboriginal wedding, so what were you doing there Norman. :rolleyes: I was walking around the St.Albans training ground having some Lucozade with Kolo Toure after we came back from Salaatul Jum'a. Then I saw Ashley Cole who was apparently stalking me and he said " Hey " "Hey". I was like who is this white boy calling out my name until he came upclose and realised he had a hint of black. He started begging me to come to his wedding saying that my mere presence would turn the place out but ofcourse I had to decline, a person of my stature can't be seen hanging around with Z-list celebs at a footballer's wedding and the fact he blanked my good friends Arsene and Jens made the situation worse. I convinced my brother Kolo and his brother Yaya to not go to his wedding and come with me to the mosque and read Qur'an together.

Forget rapstars, Im invited to the Ashley Cole wedding on saturday and I'm sharing a table with David Beckham and his skinny wife, I heard Micheal Jordan is coming too and he's bound to bring Scotty Pippen with him.

and no Ronald Koeman for Holland or Dunga for Brazil.

For once my goal difference has let me down after having the highest GD for the past 2 seasons. Congrats to Private Callerz aka No Number peeps.

urban, ur getting me excited by all them diagrams, I cant wait fort next season. Man U are set to sign Carrick over the weekend and are also interested in Torres to replace Van Nistelrooij which could mean they lost the race for Ribery?

This kid is great, but he has problems with his discipline and has a big mouth. Apparently Man Utd are leading the chase for him although Arsenal are making a late push for him. This guy would suit Arsenal's style of play to the bone, I'd love too see how he links up with Henry and would be the perfect solution for Pires. His disciplinary problems would be sorted by a coach like Wenger or Ferguson.

Hizb, my bad, i cant stop myself, I need help! I think u mean Lukas Podolski of germany, as usual he is signing for bayern munich this season, eveyr youngster that comes through goes to bayern.

Rokko, Cocu n Gio are fit for the start and Sneijder will miss the first game, not that bad. And what was that Wilkshire playing at jumping into tackles like that, you Aussies got anger stored up in all kinds of places, tell him to whoosaa a lil' bit. Star Players Robin Van Persie - Holland This guy seems to have found his form again, he played great in the warm up games and looks like a certain starter with Robben and Ruud. Lionel Messi - Argie You think you have seen this guy play football, wait until the WC starts, he will blow up like mad. Kaka - Brazil This guy is a great player but doesn't get enough credit as the Ronaldos and the Dinhos. I saw Brazil play and Ronnie looked jaded but Kaka was looking great, never knew the guy had so much pace. Fabregas - Spain I doubt that he will get a lot of games but he will get enough to impress in during the tournament. This guy plays like a 28 yr old Dennis only CMF tho'. Jose Antonio Reyes - SPain This guy can be great but is very unpredictable, check out this goal he scored yesterday and make up your own mind. Reyes stunner

I don’t think there will be any suprises this year in the World Cup. Specially don’t in Group C where my team Holland (Nederland) will win the group and second place will go to Argentina Nederland over hun allemaal!!! Holland all the way!! Finally, I thought I was alone in this place. ORANJE!!!!

^^^ Zokora got sent off yesterday, these Africans and their temper, I reckon he is the closest version of Makelele.

Ivory Coast can not be called a minority team because everyone is calling the team to fear from Africa. My surprise team would have to be the Czechs but wouldnt it be nice for either Togo or Angola to give an upset to the bigger team. I think the Argentinians are much stronger than the last world cup, back then theywere ageing with the likes of Batigol still playing but now they have that youthful zest about them with Messi, Tevez, Rodriguez etc. The team that i s garantued to flop are the Spanish, sorry Reyes and Fabregas, but your team will flop as they always do. They have the best goalie in the world they have puyol in defence, a such great choice for midfield options that they even left Guti out of the world cup squad and upfront have Raul, Villa, Torres and Reyes.

^^^ Slow down everyone. I know you guys aint dissing my Holland. 2 draws and a defeat? I know they aint exactly the great team of the past but the most important thing is that they work for eachother, big names don't win you cups, team work does and they have that in abundance. They would probably get away with snatching a late goal here and there and I'm tipping them to go as far as the 4trs.

The famous quote "One nil to the Arsenal" helped me there. Kept a tight defence and scored the vital goal, what more can I ask for? Well played tho.

good game Winger, I was close and took you to the limit, we will see what happens at the Emirates.

Norman, you actually agree with me? that arsenal will win? You deserve a champions league trophy on that alone!

This dude is wondeful, even when his legs are gettin tired I still love watcing this guy. I will most certainly be looking out for him in the World Cup.

^^^Ronnie O'Sullivan a muslim? I highly doubt it.

^^^This dude is good enough for wenger out of all people to pay 12 mill for, try to find him on youtube, theres a few videos there. When eh scored that lob from the corner flag for S'ton, thats the moment everyone started looking at the guy except for wenger who was tracking him for 2 yrs before signing him.

I think it will be one of the best games ever, simply because deep down I feel that we will win that game and I have never felt before a match whether it was going to be won or lost.

great great player, my motto is, if your good enough your old enough.

^^^^Didnt know u hated the spuds aswell, welcome to the club. Did anyone see the England squad, Theo Walcott is in the squad without even playing for Arsenal and with no Premiership experience whatsoever. I'm delighted for the youngster and who says Arsenal dnt have any good English talents?

^^^lol Aint it funny how Sheringham supposedly "missed" the penalty against his former club, but it was all in vain. It was the first time I actually cheered at a Jew scoring a goal. Highbury, Highbury, aint nothing like it. That said, we're moving onto bigger and better things and I will be there for the first game of the new stadium, the Dennis Bergkamp Testimonial on July 22nd. But before we go to the new stadium, we have to pick some silverware up for the new stadium in Paris.