^^^^ no one asked you to read it...the first line pretty much said it all.."Period pains??" so kindly remain silent if you dont have any advice and simply leave after you read the post... ta ta

this was just funny! hope yall like it too... ______________________________________________ A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice -even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. ta ta

here are a couple of cut and paste pieces from an article: _______________________________________________ Sometimes, simple measures are all that's needed to feel better. Cutting down on salt might help reduce fluid buildup, and support hose may alleviate swelling in the legs or ankles. Crawling into bed for some extra rest or sleep is one way to deal with fatigue, and taking along a heating pad or hot water bottle eases cramps for some. Exercising also helps reduce pain in many young women, and may lift a blue mood as well. Charles Debrovner, M.D., associate clinical professor of obstetrics and gynecology at New York University School of Medicine, explains that exercising during menstruation lessens pain because it causes release of brain chemicals called endorphins, which are natural painkillers. He says exercise may also decrease pain by affecting prostaglandin metabolism. Rarick adds that exercise may also help because it increases blood flow, and because it "just makes a lot of people feel better in general." adios

wat ever you do DONT wear heels at this time of the month...that just makes the pain even WORST...believe me...i've gone through it thinkin nothin would happen...i was tall one minute and the next i was on my bed cryin my heart out. i really think the best thing for this is workin out, so girls hit the gym durin Aunty Red's short stay...shape up and get rid of the pain..cant find a better deal now can u? ta ta

you seriously take down notes on an organizer about topics you'd like to post? your either awfully thoughtful and want to educate ur fellow nomads(which you kinda took to a whole new level) or you need to get out more often....either way.. THANK YOU...do continue postin those articles, perhaps i might act on them someday..inshaallah adios

My desk has a lil cabinet that’s stuffed with chocolates and all sorts of different sweets, so when Aunty Red decides to visit, its sweets for me, some Advil, and a couple of laps/sit ups …that gets rid of them cramps for good or at least till the next visit. Some girls go into some mood swings, luckily that’s not a problem for me. And is it just me or does the color red piss you off during these days? For some odd reason red bugs the hell out of me, u could be wearing red shoe laces and it’ll just ruin my day. Oh! The troubles we women have to endure...

^^loooooool...whoa! i've never been called a brother before...but oh well! ta ta

At Last - Celine Dion Saving All My Love For You - Whitney Houston On Bended Knee - Boyz II Men Save The Best For Last - Vanessa Williams Grow Old With You - Adam Sandler (cute and funny) When A Man Loves A Woman -Percy Sledge I'm so into you -tamia (not the remix!) Last dance- donna summer For you i will - monica and lets not forget!: *drum roll*....... I LOVE YOU -BY BARNEY!!!! ( you've got to play this one..its not a wedding without it..) ^^group dance. ta ta

i'm still waitin for the funny part of the joke...assumin there is a funny part..

lord have mercy on all of you... "Your sister in Islam", dear it was meant as a joke and if you didn't like it or found it offensive you should have just left it...you ruined the whole joke now... :mad: must yall argue about the smallest things? this whole argument was pathetic, no one is perfect, the prophet wasn't perfect much less a somali man/woman.. :rolleyes: ta ta

did u actually expect the guy to choose you simply because you were somali? thats kinda askin too much dont u think? good luck with whatever you plan on doin ta ta

we are the future, so if yall want to end FGM then make sure you dont put your kids through it...your aunts back home aint gonna listen to u tellin them the wrong of some tradition that they've followed for god knows how many years, instead of tryin to educate those back home, educate the ones here, and hopefully that will save future generation girls. ta ta

sis if i had the power to kill them i wouldn't do it...its just not in me to kill anyone whether they're gay or not. ta ta

i dont believe anyone has any right to kill them...thats god's job lets leave it to him shall we.. ta ta

would it not make more sense if the question was "what draws/attracts you to a person?" no one really "falls" for a person at first glance... right? for the person who said "his brain", does that mean if he were butt ugly it would be alright so long as he's got a great brain? :rolleyes: oh well ta ta

cause we innately know were hetero jst like you know you shoud inhale and exhale to breathe. i gotta disagree with u there, one is not born with sexual perferences, its somethin u develop over time, therefore its not innate..its a learned. but oh well, i dont have a problem with gays, lesbo or anyone else for that matter, so long as they stay on their end of the fence...its sick and shockin at first but i cant do nothin bout it but live my own life. And if u think of it, its they're business, their lives and they've chosen a way of life waaaaaaaaaaay different from the norm. ADAM AND EVE...ABSOLUTELY NOT ADAM AND STEVE.. ta ta

its not shockin really..its scary, i mean what if you met some girl, ya'll talked, and then became friends....but this "girl friend" of yours turns out to be a guy... would that not scare the day lights out of u? its alot worst when ur own ppl are doin this stuff, i mean we can all pass by and ignore other homos but when its a somali homo, that hurts. dooms day is sooooo close...perfect time to open up a quran and roll out the prayer mat. lord help us all....AMEN!

holy lord and saints above! :eek: goodness that stuff is sick! its one thing to be gay but a whole other thing to change urself like that, i guess its true then, some somali folks will bend over to fit into a certain crowd, awfully sick. seems like i'll have to check up my ethiopian folks and see how they're doin. ps. wats the point of goin back to somalia if such places exist? why would u want to raise ur kids in such environments? and why do ppl constantly say bad things bout the western world when somalia is as messed up as the west? :mad:

SOL has been hit by a deadly love virus, either that or some of you might have fallen off your seats while studying and have gotten a Concussion (see a doc bout the bump) cuz every topic deals with love in some way! lord, its almost winter, but everyone seems warm enough to be talkin bout love. ** (sings to herself )its time to take a vacation, get away from it all** ps. great speech Qac. adios

yup there sure are some dandy somali folks out there in this world for example there's this 20-somethin year old guy around our block who's gay. his family disowned him at first but in the end the mother let him into the house, see the thing is the mother is a crack head, his older sister is a (hmm how shall i put this nicely..) a woman of ill repute, and the father seein how messed up his family was has left them... ofcourse this is not an excuse but oh well....anywho he's a hair stylist (a fab one at that)..sad how such a pretty fellow turned gay... notice how i say pretty rather than handsome, i'm not sure if you've noticed it but gay guys are pretty rather than handsome, that probably makes no sense cuz i cant really example myself...oh well but yea there are somali gays and lesbos...check out the gay parades and you'll find them ta ta

drownin oneself in perfume is soooooo last century, and that goes for both guys and girls. best way to apply perfume: spray the air and walk right into it, this way you'll give off a pleasant smell, dont ever spray directly onto ur clothes ps. four times? a bit too much dont u think..once in the mornin, after school or work and one right before u go to bed is good enough. ta ta

Zu: perfect plan...now how will i explain them to hoyoo? Qac: catar, iyo foox, uunsi, cuud. uunsi puts me to sleep. ps. do the guys also have this problem with women perfumes? ta ta

Dear I’m broke! I’ve got all these male cologne lying around in my room from previous bus incidents, and I’m trying to break this addiction so don’t encourage me please… you thought getting over a guy you were in love with was hard……try getting over an addiction like this! ta ta

finally somethin that me and s-sistah can agree on....girl u spoke the truth this time....a good perfume does drive ur senses wild. like the dude on the bus this morning,we got off at the same stop but he was cadaan so i had to back off ta ta

there's nothin wrong with wearin a macawiis in the house, its just annoyin and ugly when guys walk out of their houses wearin that stuff...i mean u dont go shoppin at the grocer with that on, and u dont walk around ur neighbourhood wearin that tryin to play soccer with the kids outside, and last you do not wear it to pick up ur kids from school!!! :mad: ps..when did the prophet wear a macawiis??