My Univ class is cancelled tonight for the US elections ,,,,,,, do u believe that shyyyt ?? Yes, it is true. It has been cancelled.

In khat circles there is a well known argument that once a man finishes chewing he suddenly gets an uncontrollable urge to be with and around beautiful women (they call it the kac sii tuf theory). For most chewers, of course, this is a simple fantasy that is unlikely to ever be fulfilled. But for Ali BM things were different. In Hargeisa, as in many other parts of Africa, men that drive their own cars and are known to have a bit of money are always popular with the ladies. Ali BM was such a man. Today, like every day, he was chewing in his usual place. He looked at his bag of Khat and noticed that he was almost running out. He wanted to top up his khat and maybe stick around for an hour or two more. Alas he knew his reputation and good name would suffer if he were spotted still chewing at such a late time! After struggling with his thoughts and cravings for a few minutes he finally decided to give up and head home. Once home, he had a quick bath, changed into his nicest pair of trousers, put on his best shirt then showered himself with his most expensive bottle of perfume. Ali was planning to go out to dinner with a beautiful lady. Initially, It was not clear if this was due to the K.S.T theory or if Ali had planned this dinner in advance! However, once he was in his car and started to drive aimlessly around the Hargeisa streets, it became obvious that Ali was planning to randomly pick his queen tonight. This was Ali’s lucky night. It was dark, cloudy and rainy. People were scampering along the sidewalks and trying to get to their destinations as quickly as possible. Ali, on the other hand, was cruising and looking out for suitable prey. Since all the people were walking ahead of him and he had no chance to check out their faces on such a dark night, Ali had to adjust his criteria for choosing his lady tonight. ‘They’ll all have to be judged on the state of their bottoms’, he said to himself and started chuckling. The rain was a godsend and Ali had a perfect chance to assess all the candidates as they scurried to the nearest shelter. Some resembled flags fluttering in the wind. Others reminded him of wobbling jelly. Some bottoms looked like a couple of badminton shuttlecocks whilst others looked like a pair of satanic pumpkins! Finally, as he scanned the roads ahead and considered the various bottoms ambling about, Ali noticed a beautiful pair of bottoms gliding around in unison. They were beautifully similar and they moved to the beat of the hip-hop song Ali had blaring from his car sound system. Left, right, left right left. Left, right, left right left. It was beautifully mesmerising and Ali wondered if he was still slightly intoxicated from his earlier khat session. He thought his eyes were playing tricks on him and that he was suffering from some sort of optical illusion. Surely nothing could be so perfectly round, so symmetrical and move with such grace. What’s more, it was not just one bottom but TWO! The hallucination was still continuing and Ali thought he spotted beauty, wisdom, virtue and intelligence in the way those two bottoms were bouncing around in the air as their owners distantly walked to their destination. Ali started to slow down as he drew parallel with the owners of the heavenly bottoms and shouted the words “inakeena aan roobka idinka sii qaadee”! One uttered an incomprehensible exclamation and, upon hearing her gruff voice, Ali got ready to hear some endless insults. Instead, she commenced to pray for him and praise him for being so kind and helpful. Ali was still uncomfortable with her husky voice and told her (and her friend) to hurry up and get in the car. He was looking in his rear-view mirror as the car doors opened and the two new passengers got in. Ali almost chocked on his own saliva! The heavenly bottoms had beards and what he thought were dresses and hijabs turned out to be white robes and head coverings! Ali took a real good look at both men then commenced to slam his hands against the steering wheel and laugh at his own foolishness. ‘Take us to the mosque at the end of the road, brother’, said one of the heavenly bottoms. Ali nodded his head and started the car as he carried on loudly chuckling to himself. This was a few years ago. Ali had proven that the K.S.T theory actually works but has not touched one stick of khat ever since.

Originally posted by Cabdiyo Cabdi: JB,When i come to Hargeysa, make sure in ey Rayaale iyo Kulmiye isoo dhaweeyaan. Maxaad Rayaale iyo Kulmiye ku falaysaa ,,, the whole population baanu meesha keeni oo ubaxyo cascas kaala hor iman.

He changed the mujaahidka name right after the Hargeisa bombings ,,, he thought Rayaale would identify him as a terrorist and/or al-shabaab supporter.

and not a single candidate from Al-Shabaab ,, Walee inay idin qarxin ,,,,

Waxa uu laakiin hore ugu soo caan baxay heesihii kacaanka ,,,,, Wadadii caddaayd Cagta saarnayee Cimrigii jiryoow Caynaanka hay hay hay, weligaa hay In kasta oo uu heestaa bedelay beri dambe ...

You and Rayaale ,, Yes i understand ,,, But i just don't understand what was there to edit unless my eyes are not that good.

what was that edited ??? HERE is the link.

Libya and Russia signed a civil nuclear cooperation deal Saturday evening paving the way for stronger relations between the two countries in various fields. Secretary of the Nuclear Energy Corporation of Libya Dr. Ali Gashout signed the deal on behalf of Libya, and Director-General of the Russian Federation Nuclear Energy Agency Mr. Ivan Komentacie signed on behalf of Russia, the Libyan news agency JANA reported on Saturday. Libya and Russia are to cooperate in the area of the peaceful use of civilian nuclear, particularly in the design and construction of reactors and the supply of nuclear fuel. The deal also extended to nuclear use in medicine and nuclear waste treatment, JANA said. The Leader Muammar Gaddafi said during a meeting with the Russian President that "cooperation in the gas and oil sphere is extremely important now." "Libya and Russia possess huge resources and we are here to better use these potentials for the benefit of our two countries. "We aim at a strategic cooperation that enhances international peace and security and we hope to reform the UN in a drastic way as to strengthen international peace. Because we are rather very near to the huge malfunction of the international equilibrium," Al-Qathafi said. At his meeting with Putin, Gaddafi said "the development of our bilateral relations is a positive factor for the international situation ... It contributes to the reestablishment of geopolitical equilibrium." According to Libya's Secretary of Foreign Liaison Abdulrahman Shalgham, the two countries also signed agreements related to calls for the creation of an OPEC-style body for gas-producing countries, among others.

Protocol, funny but it's always the ones with the severe case of cuqdadxumo who say that

I met him 2 months ago in Hargeisa. Allah ha u naxariisto.

Alle ha u naxariistee Abwaan Cabdi Muxumed Amiin waxaa uu ka mid ahaa Fannaaniintii iyo Abwaaniintii laf-dhabarka u ahaa Kooxdii Waaberi, waxaana uu sameeyay Ruwaayado iyo heeso badan oo caan baxay, kuwaasi oo aan ka xusi karno Riwaayaddii lagu dhaliilayay Dowladdii Mileteriga ahayd ee Siyaad Bare taasi oo ahayd Land Crouser, inkastoo horay uu u ammaanay dowladdaas isagoo u sameeyay heesta ceynaanka haay. Xildhibaan Cabdi Xaashi C/llaahi oo aaska Marxuumka ka qeybgalay ayaa Laanta Afka Soomaliga ee BBC-da waxaa uu uga waramay taariikhdii Abwaan Cabdi Muxumed Amiin, wuxuuna sheegay in marxuumka uu ahaa Fannaan Wadani ah oo mar walba ka hadla dhibaatada dadkiisa iyo dalkiisa ay qabaan, wuxuuna xusay in isagoo ah Maareeyaha Tiyaatarkii Qaranka ah uu u keenay Heestii LandCrouser, taasi oo uu xusay in ay ka hadleysay sida uu xiligaas dalka ugu soo batay Gaariga LandCrouser-ka oo qaali ahaa iyo sida ay dadka u baahan yihiin ee ay ugu tiirsan yihiin Raashin Galley ah oo Mucaawino ahaan loo keeno. Cabdi Xaashi C/llaahi waxaa uu sheegay in markii uu Heestaas ka qabtay uu ku yiri u dhiib Saado Cali Warsame bacdamaa sida uu u yidhi ay Saado jilista ku wanaagsan tahay, "Saado waa ay diiday in ay heestaas ku luuqeyso, kadibna Abwaanka waxaa uu u dhiibay Nimco Yaasiin, mar uu ii yimid oo uu ii sheegay in ay Saado diiday oo uu Nimco u dhiibay ayaan ku iri Saado iigu yeer, kadibna waxaan ku iri Saado heestan ku luuqee, weyna iga ogolaatay, inkastoo ay markii hore ka baqday"ayuu yiri Xildhibaan Cabdi Xaashi C/llaahi. Alle ha u naxariistee Abwaan Cabdi Muxumed Amiin waxaa uu ifka kaga tegay 3 Wiil iyo 5 Gabdhood, waxayna dadka Soomaaliyeed ku xusuusan doonaan dhaxalkii uu uga tegay ee Faneed, kaasi oo uu ku soo koobay buug uu qoray oo la yidha DIIWAANKA HILIN HAYAAN. Allaha u naxariistee Abwaankii caan baxay ee Cabdi Muxumud Amiin ayaa ku geeriyooday Isbitaal ku yaal Magaaladda Nairobi oo uu maalmo ku xanuunsanayay.

Abwaanka ka caanka ah dhulku soomaalidu degto Marxuum Cabdi Muxumed Aamiin ayaa maanta lagu aasay Magaalada Nairobi, kadib markii uu ku geeriyooday cisbitaal ku yaala magaalada Nairobi ee waddanka Kenya Xalay, halkaasi oo uu ku xanuunsanayay Abwaanku. Allaha u Naxariistee Cabdi Muxumed Aamiin, wuxuu ku dhashay Gobolka Gabiley Somaliland sanadkii 1935-tii, wuxuu ku hanaqaaday, kuna guursaday, sida uu sheegay, magaalada Muqdisho. Wuxuu Cabdi Muxumed fanka ku biiray sanadkii 1953-dii, isagoo ku sugan magaalada Hargeisa.

Hargeysa (Somalilandnation)- War maanta si rasmi ah uga soo baxay Xafiiska Xeer Ilaalinta Qaranka ayaa lagu sheegay in Madaxweynaha JSL Mudane Daahir Rayaale Kaahin uu ka noqday cafiskii uu hore ugu fidiyay Maxaabiistii Argagaxisada u xidhnayd. Maxaabiista Argagaxisada ayaa hore xukuumada Somaliland ugu xukuntay Dil iyo Xabsi daa’im , hase yeeshee Madaxweyne Rayaale ayaa cafis khafiifin ah u fidiyay Maxaabiista, iyadoo wixii dil lagu xukumay loogu bedelay xabsi daa’in. Argagaxisada hadda xidhan ayaa hore waxa ay Somaliland uga fuliyeen falal argagaxiso. [ November 04, 2008, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: Libaax-Sankataabte ]

Subax wanaagsan ,,,,,,,,,, I miss the trollers, i really miss them.

Originally posted by Emperor: ^Who said a local tea gathering cannot be made in the form of shir. Mase miisas waawayn, Fanta , coke iyo hawlahaa unbaad shir utaqaan. Yaa qayladaada uun laga bixin, i'll take photos of those i sit with them in the teashops and post them here claiming it is a so and so meeting declaration ,,,,

kuwan waan ka yaabay, haduu dhurwaa yimaadana welcome uun bay odhan ,,

Is this shir or just a tea gathering ?? ,,, bal waxaad noogu sheekaynayso day ...

Caruurta haday is xariifiyaan dhegtaa laga qaniinaa ,,,,,,,,,, ama qanjiidho ayaa lagu waalaa calashaan washamsi.

Inaalillaah ,, i don't have the patient to do all that work coz of a simple and quick pee ... Now, i should find some super glue and use it for the office ,,,, i really want my boss to be there for at least 3 days ,,,

That is coz he said what you like to hear ...... them (alshabaab) Evil. How lovely. should he say Him (Yey) Evil ? .... bal waxaad odhan lahayd ha la eego ,,

“ waxaa la leeyahay dadkii wax qarxiyay waxay ka soo dageen madaarka, waxaad ogaataan in cadowgeena koowaad uu yahay Soomaali, cadowgeenu ma aha Xabashi iyo Kukuuyo, balse kuwaas inoo eeg eeg horena diirka inooga saaray ee intay Guryaheena inaga saareen dadkeeniina isku xidh-xidhay , ayaynu iska ilownay waar sowkii shalay uun ina dilayay waa kii uun’e miyuu is bedelay.” I think Qudhac will agree with this ,,,

“Qaar baa marka quraanka la barayo ee ay Al-Xamdu marayaan lagu yidhaahdaa Somaliland waa Gaallo, waxaan leeyahay kooxahaasi u tagi maynee ilaahay qaar ka shar badan ha ku salido.” .... Wax waalan.