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  1. (tall, handsome,exciting, funny with great job and of course he must be Somali. loooooooooool that is very funy. the rock's chick sis there is some somali man who my be better then what you have said here any way my be ladies your looking the wrong spots like some fellas said before me any way my advice to all the sis'swho think somali man are not what they expected of a man to be my be your haniging with the wrong croud any way dig deep you might find the one n!gger here said you found the one look noo more check the one next to you . somebody might get lucky
  2. Xannaan

    Somali Guy Joke

    nah they got the rong reps us a real somalian guy woul've said what is your # boo looooool
  3. -Your eyes stay open when you sneeze -You have to watch videos in fast-forward kxikxikxikxikxikxikxikxikxi that is some ediction boy what the @#$% bunifa latifa jackson Mataan that is so true my friend's family... their birthday is Jan 1, da whole family lololololol somaliz crack me up .. but u gotta luv them. sis is you not somali i am confused if not you need to answer me.
  4. macalimiinta sheeko dhacday aan idiin sheegaa wallaahi run ay u dhacday nooh xariif oo ku koray koonfurta aa waxaa lagu daray barigii tiro koobka la istiri koobaayay adi sxkaa waxaa la geeyay bari kow wuxuu ka bilaabay qardho sxb sxbkaa sheekadii uu bilaabay in uu dadka tiro koobo adi bes cidoo uu u tagay ka bacdi qof walba waxaa la waydiinaa meesha uu ku dhashay ma ogtahay xariifkii koowaad uu waydiiyay in tee ku dhalatay sxbkaa wuxuu ku yiri halakan macnaheed inta aan ku dhashay waaye ma ogtahay sxb kaa ha u maleeyo halakan meel magaceed qoroow uu bilaabay halakan adi hadba magaalo uu tagaa adi war yaan idink daaalinine jawaan wuxuu geeyay halakan ah ah waa la waydiiyay markii uu geeyay maxaa waayee dadkaan aad u wada qortay halakan, sxbkaa ha dhaho ee maaxaaan ka kasaa hee ani dadkaan uyuka lee i dhaheen halakan loool
  5. miskiin macruuf sxb waa fuuray wallaahi shaqada aan ku aqriyay kow dheh abaa saan u qoslaayay wallaahi {in aan soo wado ay ii maleeyeen }adi ma kasee in aaan soo wado macnaheed waxaa waaye in aan soo waalan rabo ay ii maleeyen. waxaa ugu daran . isbarmuuto hada ogaada waxee tahey, isbarmuuto liimo balbeelmo waaye. Hadii liimo balbeelmo aqaanin, kac waraa}looooooooooooooooooooooool eheheheheheheheheh that was nice explanation bro jiq ha ku ahaato inii u dhaaftid leenba kasi lahaay ani abaa looooooooooool. too kale aan kuu hayaa oo ku saabsan waxaa la dhahay hada ka hor aa waxaa la damcay in lagu beero galkacyo bariis iyo qudaar iyo adi la qasbo oo beero laga dhigo waa i saktay nooh adi war yaanan kugu daalinine bariis aa lagu beeray kow, aboow adi sii loo sugaayay lee oo loo sugaayay bil aa la gaaray 2 bil aa la gaaray bishii 3xaad aa waxaaa soo baxay caleen yariis markaasaa magaaladii dhan banaan bax nooh abaa bariis aan noo soo baxay adi waa la sugay sidii loo sugaayay aa meeshii basbaas aaba ka soo baxaybo dhagaha in uu qiiq ka baxo lee ma ahinoo magaaladii oo dhan ka bacdi
  6. every body please right down the most dumpest questions that peapol asked you about back home and what you answered to them as of me this what i had to dealt with.or if i wore nice clothes like what i was wearing at the time one day some women asked if we had a tv in back home to make things more worse i swear i am not making this up she asked if we had bathroom back home i was like :mad: what, you dump b#tch what the, i mean i was so pissed i said it all and talking about if we had to chaze lions and i mean it was sickening anyway this what i told her. i told her i told first of all we live on top of a tree and to get on top of the tree you have to use rope like one of them jungle movies and yeah i have never heard a tv before i got here and i told her sh#t you don't weer no clothes back there cuz we don't know why and we think it is evel thing loland do you know what was the sad part about it she belived everything i told here i told her i killed about 20 lions by my self any way i corected her and told here everything :rolleyes: and some more you know how we are but some sugar on it for her till she could not wait to visit to africa i even told her men got bigger thing and there is some kind of food back home that helps the man to perform all night and all day **** she was horny like a mug when she left me :cool: :cool: . please share with your exp with us if you have any your reply will be apriciated
  7. looooooooooooooool that was funy maandeeq but why your nomads that was realy some funy sh#t . hey msword i also wana know were you get that dhagaxtuur pic i swear it is the most peutiful pic of somalia that i have seen so far anyway why don't you star a topic or a thread that is for somali pictures.and start with the dhagaxtuusr one i liked that pic so much i set as walpaper of every computer that is were i work peapol that i work with could not belive that was were i am from when i showed them they fell in love with it and you know most of this peaps around here think africa is jungle .
  8. wixii hore quba kids and beet this i was born in kaambo or C/casiis been raised at hodon kaaraan waabari madiino and know almost all aroun xamar now what to ree huurwaa one love to ya al to ree madiino big love to ya all as a matter of fact all xamar ONE LOVE. SMOOCHES. HEY INA LIBAAX YOU CRACKED ME UP I SWEAR I WAS LOUGHING MY A#S OFF BRO INTEE KU YAAL QAAR WAA MAQLAY LAAKIIN INTA KALE JEEBKAAGA WAAYE ABAA LOOOOOOOL'
  9. guess what SXB THEY ALL DOO LOOOOOOOL EHEHEH I also found out that this females always broof us wrong we think of them they are good some how with some thing and here they come broof it all wrong
  11. wowowowowowowowowowowow i could not belive my eyes wallaahi but then again this is human you will see some body who surprise the sh#t out yah any way MYSTERIOSGIRL sis i could've gave you my life if I saw you when i read your column. quote: As much as I would hate to admit it.....I would want my Man to play a Dominant Role in the relationship. So therefore he should be more educated than I or atleast equal me in that respect. I cannot speak for all the Ladies, but if a man were below me in the Salary or the Educational ranks, I would condescend him like hell....Thats just me... Atleast Im Honest.unquote: sis you can not get more honest then this by the way ama look for yah my be you might be the one.lol to come back to my ? answer is heeeel nooo, why to begin with have your girl ever bought you a givt and then you fought it is like pain in the but she will mention it like in ay aayada quraan ah ku soodagtay. better yet she will march in your face talking about she the provider and all that any way what i am trying to say is please be carful who you fool with peace. quote: I cannot speak for all the Ladies, but if a man were below me in the Salary or the Educational ranks, I would condescend him like hell....Thats just me... Atleast Im Honest.
  12. women women women. 1 Why are there no female astronauts on the moon? 'Cause it doesn't need cleaning yet. 2 Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. 3 Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care. 4 If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long. 5 How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her. 6 How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in. 7 How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. 8 What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tell a woman 9What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years the job still sucks. 10 What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it.
  13. here is Anotherone ladies A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall please.
  14. Xannaan

    The Sh*t List

    ber by soul lady . SPINAL TAP **** : That's the kind that hurts so much coming out that you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. ahahahahahahahaha eheheheheheheh kikikikikikiikkikikiki that sh#t is funy girl i am stil cracking over it
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    funny but real

    hey nuune sxb don't post such a thing cuz you never know some of this ladies might expect as to perform just like that rat broo and i think that was good one bro loooooool eheheheheheh
  16. hey fellas forget about the joke you guys need glases iam loughing at ilhaans i con or graemlins what ever you call them hey ilhaam were did you get that from ow my ow my what a freak baby girl that is funier and what is that face licking some thing or is it my imaginations any way that is funny loooooooooooool
  17. Xannaan

    computer gender

    just an Idea peaps so don't get bend out of shape over nothing and i thin computers can be male side cuz it only takes to turn it on just one button unlike females oowih just don't remind me lol
  18. Xannaan

    Men V Woman

    hey Qalqaali sxb I couldn't but it better way my selff . hey that is some deep wisdom looooooooooooooool eheheheheheh ahahahahah that was realy funy not only funy but truth too
  19. hey yo shyhem yeah were is vikings fan my . what da #@$% rugby is you crazy man i don't know about that bro
  20. hey nuune thanks for that info bro that is realy helpful info
  21. hey the rock's chick you i think i seen that guy sis but he lost some wheight now he about 180 and you forgoten one more thing he is SOOMAALYAAN MAN ^ ^ ^ Xannaan waraa ladies quit dreaming about me ok
  22. ar qumana adi kaalay xataa soon waaye ma jiro yah hadaaba rabtay inaad naga matagsiisidbo ani horta maba maqli karo gabar **** dhahayso horaan ka matagaa . teeda kale waraa ka qaleeya nooh gabadha she talking her mind every spouse to speak there mind right :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
  23. hey baashi sxb gabdhahaan aa nagu kic kiciyeen nooh brother so xoogaa waxaa waaye just to let them know we try hard enough to find out those things. and yeah gabdho waa iga xanaajinaysaan looooooooooolone love
  24. A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, 'OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three. You only get one wish.' The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, 'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?' The genie laughed and said, 'That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel! No, think of another wish.' The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, 'I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing"... know how to make them truly happy. .' The genie said, 'You want that bridge two lanes or four?' Rate Joke (5=Hysterical, 1=Blows)