Udub Welcomed with a Shoe Show In Hargeysa

[Udub Welcomed with a Shoe Show In Hargeysa]

^Wiilku somaliland.org heesuhuu rabo in maqlo ma cayaaran filayaa intaas un weey wuxu kula dagalsan yahay.

[Abuu Mansuur oo si dirqi uga fakaday qarax]

Mudeey adigu ma qolada imigareyshankad u shaqeysa maxa magacayga ka rabtaa bal wa yaabe?

[Caabudwaaq: Ahlu Sunna militia arrest TFG troops]

War kuwaan reer cabidwaqna maxaay xirxirikaaran ma amxaaro wax uxirxireysa?

[New Terrorist Attack (sort of)]

Originally posted by Che -Guevara:

In the strict sense of the word, it is terrorism but politically, this is not terrorism.

Sax weeye Che G. sow sheekadu la toosiyaana banaan la jifiyaana banaan ma ahan.

[Afro pakistanis.]

waa afrikaankii uu ingiriiska meelo darran inta geeye kadibna halkaa uga dhaqaaqay markuu ku dangaaray weeyan. nimankaan mad-madoow meel aysan joogin malaha hindiya, afghanistan, singabor waa sida hindida aad meel kasta ugu aragto ayaa kuwanaa loo soo fogeeyey loogana dhaqaaqay.

[5 Things that turns you off about Somali men are...]

Originally posted by NNC:

1. Reer baadiye and immature (the type that you dont want to introduce to your friends to)..a dude that believes "dumar been aa lagu soo xaragiliyaa, runa waa lagu daqaa"

2. The funny guy-who thinks he is an award wining comedian (news flash! you are not Russell Peters bro with your lame non-laughable jokes)..

3. Smokers (filthy habit, and no it is not cool to smoke)

4. Those that think "Not interested" means keep pursuing me please i beg you..

5. Jealous freaks (24/7 inquiring about your whereabouts)

Abaay Isho taada ka hadashay, kow dheh bal anna 5 walax oo ah dhibkaan ku qabno gabdhaha somaliye kuu sheego bal halka:

 

1- Wiilkoda somaliyeed u darran wiilka ajnabiga ahna (cadaan, madoow, jaale, buluug, jileec & jareerba) u jilicsan

2- Wiilka somaliga haruuftaay jareerka & gaalka beejada leh shafka saartaay

3- Aqas faarax waa doqon, Alla James waa dirac

4- Af-soomaliga ka carartooy Af shisheeye ku faantooy

5- Aduun soomartiyo kiilomitirko guban Faarax aboowe macaane haysaay

 

Haye 5 kale keen 5 kalaan kuu sheegayaye.

[Seriously]

Dumurku waxay MR.RIGHT u yaqanin ragga kooda ujilicsan ayaga xagooda, shaqo fiicana haysta dheecaankoda siin kara hogaankana uhayaan. Annigu wa ka baxay makujiri halkaa may may!

[Teen That Looks Like Grandma:A 13-Year Old Girl Look Like She's 50.]

Aduunkan dadna caatanimo ayeey la tacaalayaan sidii aay isku cayilin lahaayeen maal badana ku bixiyaan dadna baruur ayaa nafta u keentayoo la tacaalayaan qarash badani uga baxaa... bal adiguba tab usaar!

[Abuu Mansuur oo si dirqi uga fakaday qarax]

Halkaan Madeey ah tartiib-tartiib ayuu u soo xuubsiitay. Hadda warkiisu wuu cad yahay balse weli kalsoonidaa ka xun. Aaway shaakirullaah & war kii kale muxu ahaa magaciisa ayaantan wuu maqan yahaye haa Kashafe raggaas hadduu mar isku heli lahaa show zone dhan ayeey SOL ka xiran lahaayen.. wada cimaamad guduudan Xiin & Jacphar iwm meesha malagu arkin lahaayn waa la didin lahaa

[Experienced belly busters desperately needed!]

3 jeer maalintii haddaad fuud abeeso cabtid 2 wiig guduhood calooshu waa kaa go'eysaa. Dukaamada shiineeska ayaa laga helaa fuud abeeso.

[Would you Marry]

Waxdarankan fiiriya!

[Demo Against Amisom: Pics]

Sheekadan Amison ka weyne ma Shababkaa wax la tusayaa.

[What are the old Generals upto??]

General o no general rag wax iska dhicin kara maka taqaan!

[MP surrendered to Shabaab: a blow to TFG]

^Xafladdii madax loogu duubi lahaa waa goorma?

[Israel Says Ready to Recognize Somaliland]

Originally posted by Xaji_Xunjuf:

This is very good news indeed

Haa waa war wanaagsano walaalkeen PeaceNow ayaa soo dhameeyey xaajadaa :rolleyes:

[Mohamed's story]

Caadi maaha heestu. Miraha iyo laxamku waaw!! Mahadsanid Saciid1986

[Desperate Somalis Turn to Prostitution In Yemen]

Haddii la dhaminiayo dhareerka wa la iska duwaa! sheeko baraleyda iyo is-qanciska nagala taga waryaya. Inaad Illaah u baridan ayaa dhaanta inta aad dhileysiga uqiilyeelaysaan. Waxa jira habab badan oo kale oo gabdhahani quutul yoonkoda ku soo saaran karaan. Xoggaa dadaaala iyo samir kaliya ayaa un laga rabaa, ogowna Illaah baa wax irsaaqa, haddii si toosa oo anshax leh wax u raadsadaan in Alle u naxariisanaayo.

 

O they not see the birds above them, spreading out their wings and folding them in? None upholds them except the Most Gracious (Allâh). Verily, He is the All-Seer of everythin

Al-mulk Ver. 19

 

Nabigu NNKH wuxuu yiri: "Dadoow hagaajiya ama wanaajiya sidaad wax uraadsanaysaan (macnaha ha is bahdilina ha isku cayaarina) Illaah swt ayaa qoray irsaaqadiine e"

[Tragic Accident: Your Prayers Needed]

^ Waa war hagaagsan hadduu shahaadada ka gaaray. Walaal samir iyo imaan Illaah ha idinka siiyo marxuunkana Allaha u naxariisto. amin

[VALENTINE'S DAY]

Alshababka ayaan arrinkan isku meel ka taaganahay

[Happy Birthday to JB]

Nin dhulkii howdka aha ku dhashay ayaa maanta na leh waa dhalashadeydii, kama duwana tan Sh Shariifka iyo Cabdullahi Yusuf u qoran si kastaba dhalasho wanaagsan duqa

[Gabar soomaalida u gaalowdey!]

Labo maalmood oo isku xigta markaan maalinba qaar akhrinayey oo aanan welina dhexda gaarin ayaa sheekadii ii bixi wayday oo aan iska dhaafay. Ee walaaaleey bal adoo raali ah inoo soo koob mahadsan

[Sharif at Work]

Nimankan NGO da la yiraa hunguri weyni meel kasta waa ka dhacayaan. Shariifka xal uma keenayaan in aay la sii haraan mooye

[Gen. Morgan is Back]

Horta shariifki yaa maqlay waayadan?

[The greatest war Muqdisho ever seen is immenant.]

Originally posted by Khayr:

^^^^

 

JB, Plesase delete the above post. It is a sign of childishness.

ninkan wuxu ka naxo ama ka xishooda iskaba yar. Magaciisu waa JB.

[Somalia Islamist group bans video games]

Originally posted by Raamsade:

"There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam."

 

By the late Ayatollah Khomeini

Waryaa wax kale iska dhaafe nin somali ah baad tahay oo og xaqiiqda ee iska daa is-yeelyeelida iyo inaad soo xigato dad waalan iyo dad kaligood muslima hadalo laga soo sheegay oo micna saasa ku fadhiyin.