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  1. What is so special about this man and how does he differ from the ten million other incompetent goons in that god-forsaken prison they call a nation? Is he the one who will upgrade Somalia to the status of the world's SECOND poorest country? Lets not forget, he works for a man who cut off food aid to IDP's as a "suave" political move.
  2. **********Deleted********* Banned from SOL. [ November 24, 2007, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: Admin ]
  3. Zenobia, stop requesting me as a friend. Cadaan, cool name first of all, we must all aspire to be that way. And yes, I was looking for both wannabe gangsters and some up-and-coming warlords. OKComputer, facebook only told me 2 things, and one of them was to register, I'm already content as it is.
  4. Why are the skinnies on Facebook so well-mannered and clean? The ones in real life are rude, malnourished little beasts with misshapen, horn-like foreheads. Is it time for a law suit? :mad:
  5. Robert Mukombozi Kigali The ACP-EU summit officially opened in Kigali on Tuesday with Rwandan President Paul Kagame calling for a concerted effort by the international community in ending the conflict in Somalia. Mr Kagame used the opportunity of this 14th session of the African, Caribbean and Pacific and the European Union joint Parliamentary Assembly convening at Serena Hotel to make his government's position on Somalia's state of war-it is simply a neglected country. "It is unacceptable for us to watch while people die everyday, in a situation made worse by the fact that Somalia has not had functioning state organs for more than a decade now," he said. Key parties, including African countries and the international community should join hands in restoring peace in the horn of Africa, at least to the interest of millions suffering in this part of Africa, says the Rwandan head of state. And, the Kigali establishment, he said, is already playing her part in the peace campaign by training Somali Security Forces. "War in Somalia must end," Mr Kagame said, adding that the ingenuity of the international community must be seen to ensure that the war ravaged Mogadishu regains stability. Kagame's plea comes at a time when some foreign states have started intervening. The French navy on Monday escorted two ships carrying food aid to Somalia to deter possible attacks from pirates. The waters off the war-torn country are among the most dangerous in the world - 26 ships, including three carrying food aid, have been attacked this year. Some 580,000 Somalis have fled their homes in 2007 due to increased conflict, the UN says. The country has also been ravaged by drought. For the issue of Darfur, the Kigali leadership observed that there seems to be a drastic improvement since the approval of the UN-AU hybrid force. The ACP-EU member countries rallied behind Kagame's concerns. Now, does anyone see the slight irony to all of this? :confused: Can we now finally say that Somalia is at the bottom of the barrel? :cool: FYI, this isn't a diss to Rwanda, they are the most improved nation in Africa, power to them, its just that after what they've gone through, look at where they are today, telling others to stop war; why can't skinnies be human and just look ahead instead of down?
  6. Here is a well researched list of the coolest Africans and the lamest African nationalities. Coolest 5 1. Kenyans 2. Senegalese 3. Ugandans 4. Ghanaian 5. Djiboutians Lamest 5 1. Nigerians 2. Ethiopians 3. Somalis 4. Sudanese 5. Liberians Source: New York Times, Page 3a, March 8, 1998
  7. Droll –adjective 1. amusing in an odd way; whimsically humorous; waggish. Should I say "Thanks?"
  8. The headlines on Somalia read like a chronicle from Medieval times, and the names are a who's-who list of war criminals and failed politicians. This week alone, the following events have taken place: Radio Station under Attack --> http://shabelle.net/news/ne3978.htm 20 Bodies Discovered, killed by Ethiopian troops --> http://shabelle.net/news/ne3965.htm Shell lands in HOSPITAL, 5 wounded --> http://shabelle.net/news/ne3969.htm Government forces detaining an Elder --> http://shabelle.net/news/ne3971.htm Endorsement of Violence --> http://shabelle.net/news/ne3974.htm Boy oh boy!
  9. As Castro has pointed out, 2 out of 3 setbacks faced with Somalia is indeed the cause of Somalis. Majority wins and Somalis are a failure. Lets party!!
  10. After careful examination of the skinny race, they seem to be pregnant with deviance, I can't wait to see the next generation.
  11. Rudy and ShakenBake, I am not gay, so don't emphasize my love for "bananas" -- I am a heterosexual male who loves titties. Simply.
  12. I have been emphasizing this theory since 1992. And someone finally puts into words, god bless you peacenow. The only way that the Somali republic can advance is if the camel molesting stops and the violence is minimized to 400 deaths per day instead of the current 3,500 per minute. Insha Allah, in time, Somalia will join the developed countries list (year 3028)
  13. Has the word "Peace" finally been glued back in the Somali dictionary? Hooray!! ...oh wait, nevermind, the term is now being borrowed from the Tigrinya dictionary...