Diamante

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  1. Why do people continoulsy get off topic and talk crap when discussing serious issues? I understand the silly topics...but the important ones? because they have this delusional idea in their head that they are actually saying something interesting...need to check those excuse for a brains if you ask me no question this time
  2. Barwaaqo...you have no shame you! Adding salt to the wound huh...cunning, very cunning indeed But...why has SOL become a battle field nowadays, with people who have scores to settle and stuff. Whatever happened in another forum should stay there...why drag it all up. Orgilaqe...war CHILL yourself adigana Peace and Bariis :cool:
  3. ^^ yarkaan baa kuligiin idin ka raayay! Fariid + shax shax iyo nus! meeshan maxaa nac nac badan lagu akhriyay...exams baa la heesta laguma laho...the only exams aa heysatiin waa thinking about what sort of qurafaad to write in your next post. Go pray...diinta idin qabatee :cool:
  4. Caaqil, Maya, lagama yaabo iney gabadha "wax" hoosta kuwadato. Like i clearly pointed out (and i will do it again for you), He was an abusive husband, end of story. I don't know about these other stories that women conjure up, but like i described the situation, that's the way it is. 1) Maxaa ninkeeda ka soo waday oo aay u soo safartay? 2) Maadama la qabo maxaay nin kale ku damacday? Jawaab: 1. Jawaabta su'asha kowaad waxaan qoray kadhex fiiri walaal. 2. Gabadha bina adam waaye. Ninkeedana cabsi oo nafteeda ee u qabta daradeed ayaa kasoo tagtay, marka haddee ninkale heshay oo ayada canfaco (oona ay hubto inuu sidii ninkeedi hore u galeenin) maxaa u diidayo? It's not against our religion to get remaried, if i remember well. Third of all, Dhaqanka Somaliyeed meela badan ayuu ka-qaldan yahay ee waxaa lagu qaata inaad diinta ku-dhaqantid instead of dhaqan kaliya. Besides, dhaqan oo dhahayo nin ku abuse gareenayo haa katagin ma dhaqan ba?!? Marka Caaqil, the only durban oo latumayo waa midka oo gabahda ninkeeda uu ku garaaco mafahantay? Gaalna sheekadaan maxaa soo galiyay, she could've run to another islamic country or another somali town for all you know?
  5. *REST ROOM USE* Entirely too much time is being spent in the rest room. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:10, employees who's names beginning with 'B' will go from 8:10 to 8:20 And so on. If you're unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees' supervisors in writing must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm bell will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door open AND YOUR PICTURE WILL BE TAKEN. loool....These people are not joking around yaah! Imagine ur picture taken while "doing your thing"...
  6. WMD I couldnt agree more! In fact i think there should be a poll where nomads can choose their own horrid female moderator. Niceness ain't doing it no more for some people here. Which Kruella thinks she's good enough for the job eh? ------------------------------------------------- ignore everything above this line...it's the fever speaking
  7. I found this in my Inbox this morning when i was checking for new emails. I thought it was pretty amazing. Hope you like it as much as i did THIS PHOTOGRAPH IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. BE SURE TO READ THE TEXT BELOW TO HAVE A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT YOU ARE VIEWING. The photograph attached was taken by the crew on board the Columbia during its last mission, on a cloudless day. The picture is of Europe and Africa when the sun is setting. Half of the picture is in night. The bright dots you see are the cities lights. The top part of Africa is the Sahara Desert. Note that the lights are already on in Holland, Paris, and Barcelona, and that's it's still daylight in Edinburgh, London, Lisbon, and Madrid. The sun is still shining on the Strait of Gibraltar. The Mediterranean Sea is already in darkness. In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean you can see the Azores Islands; below them to the right are the Madeira Islands; a bit below are the Canary Islands; and further South, close to the farthest western point of Africa, are the Cape Verde islands. Note that the Sahara is huge and can be seen clearly both during Daytime and night time. To the left, on top, is Greenland, totally frozen.
  8. Diamante

    Women

    A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed 911,and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my new bracelet??????????????"
  9. Diamante

    The Test

    Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
  10. ^^ plz join in...besides these days you can just go and read the book online...many website offer the books online chapter for chapter for those who prefer to sit on their lazy a$$es ...so get googling! Anouncement: ITS FRIDAY PPL! And the Winning Book IS....drum rolls...trumpets blowing....with 48% of the votes and 23 people voting for it...it's ---> AlChemist by Paulo Coelho I suggest you go to the library or nearest bookstore...reading the book starts this weekend
  11. ITS FRIDAY PPL! And the Winning Book IS....drum rol...trumpets blowing....with 48% of the votes and 23 people voting for it...it's ---> AlChemist by Paulo Coelho I suggest you go to the library or nearest bookstore...reading the book starts this weekend
  12. ^^ Anybody and Nobody...why?...do YOU feel spoken to? dont be startin nu'in gonna be nu'in (or something like it) :cool:
  13. If you can´t stand that ppl think diffrent than you do .. it´s about time to book in for psycho-therapy :confused: ... which of the posters (Qac x2, Wiilo, Or Guardian) you're referring to here are supposed to keep an open mind? If they (whoever they are) are supposed to bear in mind that people have different opinions and views, then why is that their posts got deleted when they expressed their different view? is that the way things go around here in SOL, that one is allowed to express their views on whatever and the other can't, and when they do their posts will get deleted?
  14. good idea ameenah, we'll wait till friday! *rubs hands together exitedly*
  15. ^^ amiin to that! Beard: Bisinka, that's a sad situation, why would she lie to get seperated from her husband?...acuudu bilaah. Wiilo that's an interesting question walaalo. I also would like to know what to do in that sort of situation. To Nur, Thank you a million times for your reply and seeking the best way to approach the situation i sxplained to you. Blessed be thee!
  16. To edit things would have been more appropiate. Plus I don't see how calling other posters Ignorant is supposed to be fruitful, in fact i think that in itself needs some editing if not deleting...but hey who's questioning your all-mighty "authority" If you want posters to be more considerate then maybe you should set the example, eh?
  17. YES!! I'm all for it Orgilaqe. A section to call your very own, one where you could be ranting about how you don't like the cooking of your wife all the way to (the best way to scracth your balls). I DONT CARE! what you would discuss, BUT please for the love of our mother, have a section EXCLUSIVELY for the men! That way US WOMEN could discuss issues relating to WOMEN and not worry about how the guys would be hijacking the place (although they are entitled to express their opinion OCCASIONALLY ). I can see from the state of the "Women" section that the "men" are feeling left out and thus resulting in the topics being discussed there going way off topic. Also the amount of time you spent there is very worrying, so why claim you don't want a section for men exclusively? Besides Totti, I don't consider the Sports section to be solely for the men, just because one gender participates more in there than the other. Having a Men's section on SOL would be a healthy devide, thus keeping things balanced and orderly. To me it seems that things are now chaotic as they are.
  18. why are we getting worked up about a post of a year ago? and if he said he doesnt want to include you girls why are you forcing your way in? Go find someone else who will happily send you emails that remind you of ALLAH. even better go pray 5 times a day, that way you have a reminder of ALLAH 5 times a day and you are not waiting for some email to plop into your inbox. Walahi people nowadays....*shakes head*
  19. A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, So you're a man that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days. Flattered, the man replied, Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands the it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, aren't you having any? The woman replies, No. I think I'll just wait for the police.
  20. :eek: :eek: :eek: ....OH MY ALLAH!!! war maxaad ku hadleysa??? Are u serious??? If this some kind of cruel Joke? subxanllah
  21. Legend Of Zu and Classique may blessings be showered on your heads! This wayward ranting between those two was putting me off the whole thing. Classique, sis, i love the list you put in there, I have read Wuthering Heights so far...absolutely loved it, it's a classic! Like Legend said, i will also try and read one/two of those other books you mentioned. I'll post my thoughts on them at the end of the month insha allah! For the others, can you please take an example to these two nomads and do the same please? Bickering about who can join the "group" is not gonna resolve anything. Thank You
  22. First of all thank you for taking the time to look at my question and post your thoughts. To Nur, Walaalkiis, it is indeed a sad situation, and families who break-up in general are bad already, but it's even worse if it happens under these circumstances. The reasons i'm referring to here are particularly those of a violent nature, i.e. physical and psychological abuse, issueing threads etc. So that means in no way can this person go back, once they run away. Thank you in advance for taking the time to look for a possible answer to this. Orgilaqe, Walaalkiis, thank you for your reply. (didnt mean to keep you from work ). I would very much appreciate it if you posted some hadiths here. Salaam
  23. Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster lighter?" "I got it from my genie." "You have a genie?" "Yes, right here in my golf bag." "Could I see him?" He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend asks the genie, "Since, I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?" "Yes I will" the genie replies. The friend asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" He answers,"I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"