Ayaan8321

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  1. Wooow bro, that was good.......
  2. Wooow bro, that was good.......
  3. Sis,It doesn´t seem that u love this guy because IF u really did...then u would not have the qabiil issue or listened to your friends and you´d really know what to do.. So ..better move on and find the person you really love.
  4. SUP!! Representing YAAKHSHIID.... PEACE
  5. looooool @ MMA...I couldn´t agree more
  6. looooool @ MMA...I couldn´t agree more
  7. Ayaan8321

    Mommy, Mommy

    Loool....That was a good one sis
  8. Maxaa kaogtihiin in ee Amina Sheik iyo walaalkeed somali aheen....U never know...maybe soomali oo life haaysanin waaye, they just want to spice up there boring life... So dont waste your time.
  9. Ayaan8321

    FOOTBALL MAD

    I don´t see anything intertaining in football...
  10. LOOOOOOL..Dat was funny...Walaahi i should maybe try dat..coz i gotta habit of speeding up everytime.
  11. Lol sis, The question should be "why wouldn´t u let your man marry another woman??" Coz hell no, I would never let my man marry another woman. Its either my way or the hígh way,lol..
  12. Loool dat was funny sis... Ive got some to add too. Guy - So, um, when should I phone ya? Girl - Preferably when Im not there . Guy - Marry me! Girl - Nah I'd rather just skip to the divorce. Guy - Im a magician...can I perform a trick for you? Girl - Yes! You can make yourself disapear.
  13. Loooooooooool. Dat was a good one sis although i feel sorry for the cellphone owner.
  14. Ayaan8321

    Tell Why ????

    Sorry, I forgot to write don´t and just clicked the button. What I meant was that I don´t believe in Love... PEACE
  15. Loooooooooool..commonsense dat was really funny...I guess some ppl like da hard ways...
  16. Dis guy sounds too good to be true....BUT I agree wit Totally cool chick.I mean what do u mean with THE KIND OF WRONG THINGS he may do...IF its one of da things that this sista mentioned, then its hit da road jack! PS. try to define your question.. what kind of wrong things? PEACE
  17. Looool sis.... computers should definitely be of the masculin gender
  18. I´m speechles....I´ll get back to u...
  19. Loooooool.....Dat waz a good one...Damn I almost fell out my bed
  20. Bismillah...I hope that doesn´t happen to me but hypothetically ,if it does then I´d take the morning after pill....And then I´d hunt down that mother ****** and KILL HIM ! PEACE
  21. A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows, it’ll cost us a fortune to repair.” Of course, she immediately shanked her drive right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, “I warned you to watch out! Now we’ll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us.” They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, “Come on in.” When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke the window?” “Uh…yeah, we’re very sorry about that,” the husband replied. “Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I’m a genie, and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you’ve released me, I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll give you each one wish, and I’ll keep the last one for myself.” “Wow, that’s great!” the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, “I’d like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.” “No problem,” said the genie, “You’ve got it. I have already put a million dollars in your bank account. It’s the least I can do.” “And now you, young lady, what do you want?” the genie asked. “I’d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,” she said. “Consider it done. The deeds are now in your name,” the genie said. “And now,” the couple both asked in unison, “what’s your wish, genie?” “Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle and haven’t been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.” The husband looked at his wife and said, “Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?” She mulled it over for a few moments and said, “You know, you’re right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn’t mind.” The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, “How old are you and your husband?” “Why, we’re both thirty-five,” she responded breathlessly. “No shit! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?”