cynical lady

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  1. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0125mlb/Panorama_Land_of_Anarchy/
  2. Preparatory Committee announces the organization of an inclusive Consultative Meeting on ending the Transition Nairobi, 20 June 2011 – The Preparatory Committee for the forthcoming Consultative Meeting on ending the Transition held a fifth round of discussions on Monday. The Committee, which includes representatives from the Transitional Federal Government (TFG), the Transitional Federal Parliament (TFP), the Governments of Puntland and Galmudug, the African Union, IGAD and the United Nations is responsible for making arrangements for the National Conference. The main purpose of the Consultative Meeting is to advance the peace process, building on the High Level Consultative Meeting in April convened by the UN Special Representative for Somalia, Dr Augustine P. Mahiga and the Kampala Accord as well as to adopt a roadmap to end the Transition. The Preparatory Committee is determined to ensure that the Consultative Meeting will be as inclusive as possible. In addition to the TFG, TFP and the Governments of Puntland and Galmudug, there will be representatives from Ahlu Sunna Wal Jamaa and a broad range of stakeholders from Somali society. The meeting will agree on a Roadmap and an implementation plan outlining the key tasks that need to be completed within the coming months. These tasks include the reform of the TFIs, finalisation and adoption of a new Constitution, restoring security and building national security institutions, outreach and reconciliation, delivering basic administrative and social services, improving accountability and preparing for a constitutional referendum and national elections. The final decision on the location, date and number of participants will be taken in the light of an ongoing security assessment. The Preparatory Committee is determined that this will be a Conference of Somalis for Somalis. It must be as inclusive as possible.
  3. No thanks. P.s i am sure i shall regret asking this-But do you have one and what do you talk about/do etc lol
  4. Thanks Juxa- i just vomited a little. Marriage is a joke my darling nothing but a glorified prison......not to mention a big hoop compromise. p.s If it wasn’t for the deen.....how many of you would even bother with it eeh?. p.s.s the only jannah that can come out of this sham is if the old man agrees to marry me. I even agreed to pay for the online bariis session. As my tool (whatever that thing is called) Juxa- you've been useless in advocating for my online guur. As the opportunistic person i am-Old Man the SoL 10yrs anniversary is approaching what say you?
  5. But you misunderstand me Nuune. I didn’t say Jins have blood or anything of that sort. I just said i understand you better now. Vodoo man waxiiid.
  6. Mhhhhh!! i now understand your jini talk..
  7. Indeed Nuune. Indeed. I am so proud of you. lol
  8. Today i am reading about livestock miscarriages...torn between laughing or crying about this. Morning people.
  9. Awww thank you for the shukuman. How it’s going? Freedom is coming tomorrow…Start singing that bloody song for you now**
  10. Just visit your nearest saloon.
  11. I hate this weather..:mad: Good afternoon from a soaked CL
  12. looooooooooooooooooooooool@Juxa. hahahahahahah
  13. Lol. WCS Juxa. JB hahahahah i have to call again for that.....
  14. JB- he needs more than that.... wuxuu garanayo ilahi aa oog. Lakiin you....u should know better. :-)
  15. Morning people..... p.s Just called someone in Burco-only to get the most aggressive voice ever telling me that the person is currently unavailable......what an experience. Lol
  16. JB- i see you’ve been missing your GBV awareness classes. Nuune-Nothing. p.s I must admit i am indeed surprised that Somali is in par with DRC, Afghanistan, India and Pakistan.
  17. United Nations Political Office for Somalia (UNPOS) For Immediate Release PRESS RELEASE 009/2011 SRSG welcomes agreement between the Somali President and Speaker Nairobi, 9 June 2011 - The Special Representative of the United Nations Secretary-General for Somalia (SRSG), Dr Augustine P. Mahiga, has expressed his satisfaction over the agreement signed by the President of Somalia, Sheikh Sharif SheikhAhmed and the Speaker of Parliament, Sharif Hassan Sheikh Aden, in Kampala under theauspices of the President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda and facilitated by the SRSG. The SRSG said it was a breakthrough in resolving the five month long political impasse in Mogadishu over ending the current transition period and the following political arrangements. Under the agreement, known as the Kampala Accord, the terms of both the Presidency and the Parliament have been extended for one year, while a new Prime Minister should be appointed within the next 30 days. The SRSG said the signatories should seek to get the political buy-in and support of other stakeholders including regional authorities and partners. He also urged them to complete the implementation of agreements already concluded with their Somali partners, particularly Puntland and Ahlu Sunna Wal Jama’a. “I am delighted that we have managed to overcome the deadlock in such a constructive way,” said Dr Mahiga. “The leaders worked together in a positive manner to come up with this important political breakthrough. They are to be congratulated. I also extend my sincere appreciation to President Museveni for his unwavering support over the past week.” The Somali President and Speaker have pledged to work together during the interim period of one year to implement priority tasks in accordance with a roadmap to be agreed with timelines, benchmarks and compliance mechanisms, including the formation of a regional political bureau of heads of state. These priority tasks include finalizing and adopting the constitution, reforming institutions, enhancing security and rebuilding the security sector, continuing outreach and reconciliation, rolling out basic administrative and social services to ensure the stabilization of areas recovered from armed groups, improving accountability and preparing for elections. The details of the above roadmap and the implementation plan will be worked out in the coming weeks and discussed with a wide range of stakeholders at a conference convened by the Transitional Federal Government (TFG) and the Transitional Federal Parliament (TFP) which will be facilitated by the SRSG. The scope and agenda of the conference will be decided by a Joint Committee comprising representatives from the TFG, TFP, Galmudug, Puntland, the United Nations, the African Union and the Intergovernmental Authority on Development (IGAD). “The key to making this meeting a landmark success is ensuring that it is fully inclusive,” said Dr Mahiga. “The Somali leadership now needs to focus on implementing reforms, continuing to restore peace and security to Somalia, and on accomplishing the tasks required to complete the transition.”
  18. hahahahah@Che. Careful cos thats not true. Juxa- What text. JB- his one ugly $$%%%) but its a rubbish video. Juxa- our very own the boi is mine eeh!! llol
  19. It is.... But i like it;) P.s Its her response to gaarsiiya Ikraan Caraale? I dont like the video lakiin heesto wa good.
  20. The silliest Somali song is playing over and over in my head today. Morning people.