Like Robin Williams said: "Alimony..the act of ripping a mans' wallet out through his genitals..."

^^ Why you wanna hire him? men trying to figure out his clan, ^Does anyone know yet?

Abraareey ina eeddo, gabadha bohol ha ka tuurin. Odaygaas yari winter inuusan ka celinayn cid walba waa ogtahay! Ma aqaan haday, Habad Sooda habbeenkii caanaha ugu qarinayso, ayaday jirtaa!

Yonis, bal waxa la soo shir tagtay arag, meesha Addeeradaa kaliya baa ka soo buuxisay. War isku xishood. :rolleyes:

^^ Iimaanka Alla kaa qaad kuma dhihi karee! Naa ma Ode Abdulle baa naf ka doontay? Balooy balo. Maxaa, Minesoodha ma nin la'aanaa jirto? Waxaan maqlay sidii buunshadii oo kale ay banananada xooran yihiine? yaah?

No, No, for you it's: Soo Soco <---------------

Googlivitis You mean Googlitis, yea? Is everybody going Bananas in here?

Xiin, Word & Brown: See what you did? Dirdiraaleyaal. She even called me "An angry black woman." Now you leave me no choice but to cyber-poke you in your cyber-eye with my cyber-fork. :mad: :mad: Rowda: My post was intended to be nothing more than helpful (not to offend/intimidate you.) I was also very low on caffeine, and I am truly sorry. Hug?

Ma heesoosa, mise waa hadloosaa? :confused: Maxaa waaye saa u qortay? Qaabdaro! Edited to add: Here's an example of how a song should be written: Damn baby I just doon't understand where we went wrong I gave you my heart I gave you my soul I gave you.. [Chorus] If I had one wish, we would be best friends Lovin' never end, It would just begin. If I had one wish, you would be my boo, Promise to love you, Trust me I'll trust you. If I had one wish, we would run away, Making love all day, Have us a baby. If I had one wish, I'd make you my whole life..

^ Don't back off now, you people are going to the SOL backyard. Too bad the actual people who ticked you off arent around. I could track them down you know. I might get to travel some. It's nice to see their faces, even if you don't want to crush them. Just knowing that they know that you can kick their a$$ if you wanted to will give you enough satisfaction. No? Originally posted by Castro: ^ Atheer fardo laysku hayo laysuguma faane, maxaad haysaa adigaagani? Guy, you'r going to the backyard too! Waxba AlleUbaahne dariiqyada SOL ha u joog joogsan.

I throw in 2 more bananas!

HAMOOGAANIN= Do not miss it. TAARIIKHDA'UU= Date of [something ie; event, etc] MAGALIN LEEYAHA= I don't know this one, it's incomplete, check the spelling.

Guy, you'r not getting a welcome from me. Everytime I'm at a zoo, you (or it might be your cousins) throw poop at me. Ok ok, Welcome

Dadkiinaan inaad is xag xagataan, oo indhaha isu rog rogtaan, baad ka heshaan eh'? Allooow yaa meel bacaad ah iskugu kiin keeno, oo isku kiin sii daayo!

Wordette: Why? come onnn..share it with the puplic eye. Atleast yours is pleasant to look at!

Girls, Girls, one by one there you came in the door. Do you ever listen?

I'm sure Juma and Duke can dig it! Have a roundtable discussion with them first, and if you don't loose your brain cells in the process or die off of a heart attack(fingers crossed that you make it alive) you maybe able to draw your own conclussion about Somali Politics/Politicians & SOL Warlords.

To begin with, kissing someone while there are traces of peanut-butter in your mouth is Gross! Secondly, even if hygene didn't motivate him to brush his teeth, you would have thought his girlfriend's nut allergy would have. If I was the girl's parents, I'd want peanut-butter-breath-boy charged with manslaughter.

Well must admit this 4rum is strangley addictive, but slightly depressing I have this nagging feeling I should be getting a life. Thing is you write a post/email log off do something else, then you can't resist coming back latter to see if someone has responded, then obviously if someone has responded you need to reply, then the circle of addiction continues. Anyway seeya later fellow forum junkies.

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: [QB] Maka taqaanaa qof Xaawaay island {Hawaii} joogo. Snow ma arkin kulahaa, meeshii xumeyd iyadoo joogto, yaanan ku qarxin ee shib dheh. :rolleyes: Indho kala rog rogga ma waxaa kaa keenay qaraar? Orodoo sii soco haddaa ------->

Meowwww.. BWAHHAHAHAHA Sheh: I like the new signature!

Simply: Too bad no one is earning Dambi on my count, for there'r no skinny butt starer Pharahs @ the Park where I ride fully dressed with bicycle clothing. Maybe I should move to London!

Dear Sheikh, I find you very attractive, you are so captivating, never met a Sheikh this handsome before say, where..., " :eek: :eek:

^ Why must it be the Woman's fault? Doesn't the "lower your gaze" Ayah, apply to the butt starerers aswell? Or they have a mental problem they'r exempted? Explain that if you will, pls.

^ You damn right! I still look good without my front two teeth.