Could someone please be kind enough to summarize that in one or maybe two short paragraphs for me? Thank you.

One of the scary things is that it's often the girls mothers who take them to Somalia or Arabaha to mutilate their little innocent daughters. Apparently they are afraid that they will not be able to marry their daughters off if they don't have it done. It's because of this that this practice will happen more and more. I think this could've died out years ago if infact men took initiative and said they wouldn't marry a girl who has been mutilated (Period.) MEN: That's something positive to start. The more you (men) say that, the more shunned the mothers will be and eventually it'll be a very rare occurence. But will you? mise waa Alle-U-baahne wada miiran! :rolleyes:

For all the Pharaxs, I have a dog barking when they call, including my own brothers . I also have "Stalker alert! Don't pick up the phone" ringtone for one particular Pharax. For everyone else it's just a regular ringing. A coworker of mine has the most annoying ringtone I've heard so far goes like this: "Nobody move nobody get hurt, I gots to answer my phone." I think it's a voice clip from a movie. It's so irritating! Wonder what happens if it rings while going through the metal detectors at a security checkpoint with cops on the other side of the gate.

Even in latter age [seventies and eighties], Somali men generally tend to be productive Yes I see it now! Somali men and their kids, both bald and running around in diapers, sharring a sippy cup..

"dil qofkii aan Muslin ahayn wuxuu doonayana sii." L0L. Wallee wu ka raayey. Sheekadan reminded of a time I was interpreting for islaan duq ah (meesha cayrta) oo marki wax kasto loo dhameeyay oo la yiri suaal ma qabtaa waydii. Ee intee soo booday kute, "wax kasto wuu ii ogolaadaye, Allaha asagana ha soo hanuuniyo ku dheh." Niyadan waxaan ka iri naa hooy hooy intan yaree uu ku siiyay yuusan kaa ceshan. Anna waxaan ugu fasiray inay Thank You ninkii tiri. Waxaa iiga sii darnayd markaan a friend of mine oo sidii (RAAS) camal ah, aan habartii oga sheekeeyey. Ayadana intey soo booday kute: Somalidan aniga wa ka yaabay gaalada maxay noogu musliminayaan. Haday soo muslimaan sheekadan maa jirto, naxariistan ma lahaanayaan anymore oo waa na wada tarxilayaan sidii Saudi Arabia.

Try being in unrequited love with someone for three continous years and that person not having a clue about it. lt was just funny then, not even sad anymore. I finally got the one I was holding the torch for, and dumped him inside of a month. L0L. The saying "be careful what you wish for" has new meaning to me. I had spent so many years with an image in my mind, and when we got together after three years, I was not only bored to tears, but I realized that it was ALL in my head (he was the worst kind of &&^%*, dayuus :mad: ) Getting together cured me of my long-long term longing! I've since put the torch out, and instead wonder who might be out there carrying a torch for me. PS: **Ooh I'm not all "I love you Abbaayo" - I've better things to do. Ah! I'm so Mr.Confident , no woman is worthy of causing me a heart-ache** Waa ku salaamay. Yes, you! L000L.

^ Spain? You must be joking, it is easier to see a donkey flying than Spain to win the World Cup. Whoever can beat the home team( Germany) deserves to win it all. I personally like to see one of the African teams win, preferrably Cameron, if not Brazil or Argentina. Five more days to go, let the countdown begin!

Worst jobs? Hmmm have to say I've been pretty lucky, nothing major as far as worst went. Did telemarketer once when I lived just outside Montreal many years ago. I worked one day and never went back. Worked at KFC too. Burned myself daily. Stunk after work, like oil, and the breading. I actually loved working there, walked home with a bucket of chicken every Wednesday, and Friday.

^ I No.

Aniga qofkaan waa ka yaabay! Sanadkii twice intu imaado uu "I'm Back" soo dhahaa. War yur ma taqaan, waa noognay saan welcome kuu dhaheenay. Anaga maxaa na moodaa askartii Afweyne oo daaleeninaa? Bilaa caleek yaakhee!

^ L00L. I'm sure she wouldn't mind having you there, less housework for her, and lots of xaaax makes a happy Pharax and household.

KKKKK! . Aw Muriidi habaar uu meesha la fadhiyaa. Haba la fadhiyee, wax ka habaar qaab daran weligay ma arkin. L0L. Jini Allah ku rido uu ka bixi waayay. Jini jecelaa acuudkiyeee, maxaa jinka loogu sheegay? Jini ku cun oo ku mar dheh.

^ Ninkaa aad ka hadlaysaan kan ku jiro miyaa film kaan cusub'e Xaajo Ugub? Midka ku qaylinaayo Hindi-Somaliga, isha Sangub inuu gato rabo, asaga miyaa? Oo dhahaayo: "Unuka Somali aa nahnay, Islaan aa nahnay, il la gato, beer la siibo, calool la bixiyo, unuka ma kaseeno, sharafkaanyaa ka ween." L00L. Funny guy wallee, haduu kaas yahay.

Huh? War muxu leeyahay? :confused:

Originally posted by Faaraxov: Now,i beleive Red Scarlet is correct,you are jealous or jelusia as this used to be nice sista [i knew,i like(d)] would say.... [/QB] Truer words were never spoken Faraxow. Valentinah: If you are interested, then lay it out there nooh . Ha i xag xagan aniga. Ya hear? OK, moving right along.. Lee: Life is about living and you get only one chance, swing it xagan & xagaas whateva pleases you. Too bad you don't know what you'r missing. Amelia: LOL@Shukaansi. We're only breaking the ice. Shukaansiga is yet to come. Stay tuned.

^ Catch me J.LEE, I've fallen and can't get up. Lets dumb these guys and runaway, you and me! maxay kula tahay? To you guys: Two words: Ka Buldhaha! Baby boy what you done to me I saw you smiling suddenly I can't get you out my mind I got a bad boy I can't lie I want your time and your full attention I wanna to talk to you and not to mention good love that you give to me I think about it constantly no I won't apologize for feeling like I do it's just the simple facts of life Im crazy over you [Chorus] Im a selfish girl when it comes to you every minute of the day Im addicted to what your giving me boy It's killing me when it comes to love Im not trying share you might think Im greedy but I just don't care I need you in my world cause Im a selfish girl Courtesy of Rihanna. I dedicate that song to someone important to me..he knows who he is. **JB, where are you babeh ?** Well people, it's CASUAL DAY, PAYDAY and FRIDAY and the front end of a THREE DAY WEEKEND!!! This is cause for celebration, don't you think? >|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| || > > > >|...QAAD TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___. > > > >|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] - > > > >"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@) Have a safe long weekend everyone.

By all means go ahead put your head in the Lion's mouth, just don't come crying to mama because it bit you and you weren't wearing your helmet. Ahh, kids these days! :rolleyes:

^LOL. Sheh: Xagaag = Spring (I think) or fall, either one of the two.

L000L Pi, you sound familiar. He has cheeky sense of humour, well just the whole package really, L0L. Always had a thing for him..even in his coma state. I'll play with him!

^ To roughly translate it in Af waqooyi: Laydha na siiya. Leer = Laydh, but how do you say 'siiya'? Dee dhiib?

Originally posted by Castro: ^ So, how ya doin? Is your day going well so far? Wanna play mommy and daddy with me? LOL. I'll play with you any day. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable..like a coma.

This is certainly a non-religious thread. It's very frustrating, and quite rude to continuously interrupt and preach how morally bankrupt those of us (read: Cara) who actually like to voice their opinion rather than religious beliefs are. The Mods will eventually shut this thread up.

Nikaan SOS waxa Women's keenay waa faduul! Dugsigii aftax miaa labadan maalmood?

d/p

Well Stoic, I'd say you've just about covered them all. Can't tell you how many times I have heard them, and walked away laughing at the guy. Good luck with that . Just remember women are not as istupidh as some men think. Worst one used on me: You put the 'ow in wow. My response: "And you put the oss in gross. Now get away from me!" Can't really stand pick up lines, especially ones found on internet, I want an original ice breaker that has somehting to do with current place and time. Just the simple "how ya doin?" (ala Joe from friends) or "is your day going well so far?" get's my attention. If nothing else you can have a short conversation and know that you have made someone's day brighter.