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  3. Posted

    Originally posted by Ismalura:

    If she has a headache... she's tired.

    If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.

    :D alleylehe maxaad run ka sheegtay lol

    I remember my ex lol joke akhyaarta

  5. Posted

    Maya saa ma ahan love ka aan kuu sheegayo icon_razz.gif waad ka dartay juxa bisinkee anugu gabdhaha wax uma qabo unbaan ka wadaa waa walaalaheen iyo inamadeenna waan uun jeclahay 4 God's sake :D

  6. Posted

    :D waan garanaye topics keyga wax khalad miyaad ka aragteen aa ka saaree meesha, anigu Inamada waan jeclahay wax ceeb uma quuro mindhaa topic name ka weeye wax dhibka keene, waxa gudaha ku jiro wey ka duwan yihiin shoow :D

  7. Posted

    Intii hore anunbaa isu qabay in leyga hadlayo illaa ngonge uu ka dhawaajiya ninkaa feeraha weyn ee biyaha ka da'aayo ee meesha ku sawiran magaciisa :D horta assalaamu caleykum shalinyarada isbaheysataay

    maqaayadda la sheegayo madax ma lasoo galaa lasoo galaybee :D

  9. Posted

    MEN

     

     

    1. All men are extremely busy.

     

     

     

    2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

     

     

     

    3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

     

     

     

    4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

     

     

    5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others.

     

     

     

    6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the women leave them.

     

     

    7. Although the women leave them they still don't learn from their Mistakes and still try their luck with others.

     

    *******************************************************************************************

     

     

     

    WOMEN

     

     

    1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

     

     

    2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes.

     

     

     

    3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

     

     

    4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

     

     

    5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".

     

     

     

    6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.

     

     

     

    7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

     

     

    SO HOW WILL WE HELP EACH OTHER NOW?????

  10. Posted

    BOY : May I hold your hand?

     

    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

     

     

     

    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

     

    BOY : You love me...

     

     

     

    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

     

    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

     

     

     

    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

     

    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

     

     

     

    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

     

    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

     

     

     

    BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

     

    GIRL : How soon??

     

     

     

    BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

     

    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

     

     

     

    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning

     

    kiss??

     

    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the

     

    cigarette out of his mouth.

     

     

     

    MAN : You remind me of the sea.

     

    WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

     

    MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

     

     

     

    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear

     

    and comes out of the other.

     

    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both

     

    ears and comes out of the mouth.

     

     

     

    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What

     

    do u think,

     

    Peter?

     

    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

     

     

     

    1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and

     

    no one else ?"

     

    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again

     

    yesterday".

     

     

     

    2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun

     

    or the moon?"

     

    Pupil : "The moon".

     

    Teacher : "Why?"

     

    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need

     

    it but the sun gives us light only in the day time

     

    when we don't need it".

     

     

     

    3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on

     

    talking when people are no longer interested?"

     

    Pupil : "A teacher".

     

     

     

    4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

     

    Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

     

     

     

    5) My father is so old that when he was in school,

     

    history was called current affairs.

     

     

     

    6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

     

    Sam : "It's a family tradition".

     

    Teacher : "What do you mean?"

     

    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father

     

    is a teacher".

     

    Teacher : "What about your mother?"

     

    Sam : "She's a woman".

     

     

     

    7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father

     

    that I've failed?"

     

    David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,

     

    past year's performance repeated".

     

     

     

    8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a

     

    donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be

     

    showing?"

     

    Student : "Brotherly love".

     

     

     

    9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say

     

    prayers before eating?"

     

    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good

     

    cook".

     

     

     

    10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering

     

    doctor?"

     

    Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show

     

    that nine out of ten people die of the disease you

     

    have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others

     

    all died".

     

     

     

    11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of

     

    COINCIDENCE?"

     

    One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married

     

    on the same day and at the same time."

     

     

     

    12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped

     

    down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

     

    Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

     

    One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

     

    :D:D

  11. Posted

    Women Are Such Complex Creatures:

     

    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,

    If you don't you are not a man.

     

    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,

    If you don't, you are good for nothing.

     

    If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,

    If you don't you are not understanding.

     

    If you visit her often, you are boring,

    If you don't she accuses you of double crossing.

     

    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,

    If you don't, she says you are a dull guy.

     

    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,

    If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

     

    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,

    If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

     

    If you talk, she wants you to listen,

    If you listen, she wants you to talk.

     

    IN SHORT...

    So simple, yet so complex,

    So weak, yet so powerful,

    So confusing, yet so desirable,

    So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN :D:D

  14. Posted

    There was a Maori, Hawaiian, and Samoan. One day the Maori got news that there was a big earthquake coming so he yelled, "Gather everything we need and run to the top of the hill!". So the Maori grabbed food, and ran to the top of the hill. Then the Hawaiian grabbed pillows and blankets and ran to the top of the hill. ...Well, the Samoan, he tore off the car door, and ran to the top of the hill.

     

    When they got to the top of the hill the Maori looked at the Hawaiian and said, "Hey! Why'd you bring pillows and blankets?", and the Hawaiian replied, "In case we get tired, we can sleep". Then the Hawaiian said to the Maori,"Hey! Why'd you bring the food?", and the Maori replied, "In case we get hungry, we can eat." Then they both looked at the Samoan and said,"Hey! Why'd you bring the car door?". And the Samoan looked at them and said," In case we get hot, we can roll down the window!" :D

  17. Posted

    Originally posted by Sayid*Somal:

    whose is your other half blood
    ;)
    and more importantly what is your take on Qardho vs Burco? - before i welcome you!
    :D

    my other half blood is in USA

    Originally posted by Sayid*Somal:

    [QB] :confused: Dint get thea sxb :D

  18. Posted

    Originally posted by NinaNC:

    p.s. naga yareey "naagta" word signature-kaada ku jirta fadlan, have some respect for women. Ha ku dayanin kuwaan ogahay. Waa talo uun.
    ;)

    :D:D:D waan ka saari insha allah

  19. Posted

    Originally posted by NinaNC:

    JB, you must be feeling bombastuous today.
    :D

     

    Zack faraha halaga qaado, or else! lol.. he is the cellphone sales agent on SOL oo waa u baahnaandoontaa in the future, JB not so much. lol

     

    thbp, ma ogtahay inaad username-kaada badali kartid? just incase:

    -click on the "mailbox" icon on top right hand corner of your screen (far left)

    -click on "edit profile"

    -magacaaga cusub ku qor where it says "Publicly Displayed Name"

    -save it

    -and baam! your new username will be displayed

    -good luck

     

    ***see! Zack could've helped you with it however you hated on him early in the game. lol
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    ***

    p.s. naga yareey "naagta" word signature-kaada ku jirta fadlan, have some respect for women. Ha ku dayanin kuwaan ogahay. Waa talo uun.
    ;)

    wax kale ma ehee zack ma nicin isagaa i duqeeye soo dhowow isagoon i oran, midda kale waad ku mahadsantahay arrintan username ka

    midda kale jaceylbaro thanks in badan sxb

  21. Posted

    Oo maxaad gudaha ugu soo dhaafi weyday dheh lol @ jaceylbaro sxb waxaan uun doonaye inaan si fiican idiin kala barto oo aan kadib isku kiin soo dhex tuuray waaban isku kiin soo dhex tuuraybee

  22. Posted

    Originally posted by nuune:

    lool the poll questions
    :D

     

    Soo dhaaf sxb, canjeera amxaar ayaan ku quraacanayaa hadaan jab hawada kuu soo marinayo ii sheeg, anyway waan kuu soo niyoodey ee dhab dheh.

     

     

    quote:
    Abaal raaga rag baa leh, mid baaqdana haween baa leh, mid soo dhakhsadana xoolaa leh.

    illeyn naagey abaal ma lihid

    :D:D

    waa tee tan sidan kuu garaacdey sxb, garaac ma xumee ma jiiro aangalo ayey kugu saqiir juujisey
    Nuunow iga qabo dee poll question ka? markaan wax qorayo waa in uu meesha soo galaaye lol

    sideen isaga dhiciyaa :D

  25. Posted

    @nuune sxb aad baad u mahadsantahay soo dhoweynta alla maxaan canjeero amxaar carrabka oga gubtay waagaan eastleigh joogay, waad mahadsantahay inbadan sxb midda abaalka dee xabbad baa bartaa wadnaha iga toogatay

    @Ninanc Thanx ina adheer waad mahadsantahay in badan magaceyga dheeridiisa anigaa la yaaban, shoow aniga ma baxsan ee adminka amuu ii bixiyay lol jk akhiyaarta

    waad mahadsantihiin in badan