Sayid*Somal;684530 wrote: • • Hirey iyo wirey maalintey iyo humuro joogtaba, Wyre baa leh Haddaan dib dambaba afkeygan kula soo laaco anigaa kaa gardarane sadarkaa maad ka tiri meesha Ragga diinta hooyga u noqdiyo, hanad Shabaab baa leh Middaa ayaad been weyn ku sheegtay ugaas

- Femme -;684613 wrote: the last ten years went by crazy fast. hopefully time slows down a bit in this new decade. It seems as if you are becoming older than you are

Prome I guess you are somewhere in the middle east mise?

"I am not going to die but you are" said Amina with psychotic look in her eyes. "What .. what are you doing?" replied Hanad as Amina got closer to him. "How do you think we maintain our powers" answered Amina as she started to .. But wait, hang on, you protest...Surely Amina will not hurt Hanad? Our hero isn't going to get chucked out of the story so soon, surely? Well, yes, he will---in fact, there he goes, vanishing into Amina's mouth, as she swallows him whole--and if you find that unfair, just imagine how the creators of Hanad's character will feel when they discover they're without a hero to side with and care for through the rest of the story. Cursing herself for what she just did(apparently she was falling for Hanad), Amina starts to descend down back to earth---and got the shock of her life as a figure covered in a vomit-like substance, looking rather gooey and disgusting, reared up on her path. Was it a mutilated corpse? A regurgitated human carrion? A dirty Egyptian mummy from ancient times? Whatever or whoever, it was more animal protein for Amina to eat, and without breaking her stride she launched herself at it, shouting "Ka cararaay!", and then tripped and missed to get a hold of the thing in front of her. In an instant Amina turned around, only to find the nauseating thing assuming the "Crane" stance from The Karate Kid. She whispered to herself "Cajiib!" and thought, a fellow blood warrior, eh!--and after that it was all too quick for the eyes to follow, as high kicks flashed, up cuts lunged, fingers tried to poke out eyes, nerve pathways were prodded, groin kicks were delivered and avoided as each tried rather stealthily to sneak one of those lower round-house kicks famously popularized by Jean-Claude Van Damme, where you stand on one leg and try to lash out the other one from all the way behind--risking a life altering injury, but that's karate for you. At which point, Amina, quietly acknowledging her adversary's abilities, resorted to that famous trick of pretending to have pulled a leg muscle--limping suddenly with a cry "Alla Hooyooy! Alla lugta muruq baa i bowdey!".... It took the other fighter unawares, with a cunning uppercut-- quickly followed by an elbow strike right in the center of the forehead--Amina knocked the other fighter to the ground. Then Amina put her arms around him and gripped him tight, and prepared, like an African Rock Python, to swallow the fighter whole when she recognized him--did you guess?--physical features of a Somali Brad Pitt, seven feet of lean muscle, broad shoulders, strong jaw, steady brilliant black eyes gleaming in the sunlight, puckered thick lips very close to her own. "Hanad!" she cried. "Qumayo!" exclaimed Hanad, emphasizing his hatred for Amina. Yep, his animosity was genuine, I mean what did you expect when the heroine finds herself unexpectedly getting ready to eat a hapless hero all-over-again and his juicy lips are inches from her's? A very brief, electric moment elapses as their eyes lock, and then she just goes for it and locks her mouth on his, and the only question before you, dear audience, is: will Hanad's limp hands... a) grab her closer to kiss her more passionately, or b) fasten around her neck as he tries to choke her and get his revenge? In this case, we will side with romantics in the audience, and say--neither. Hanad was too aroused to resist (or was he secretly planning his revenge?), and when they finally stopped kissing due to their mutual need for fresh air, the stared at each other yearningly and then suddenly their amorous affections for one another simultaneously vanished. "You tried to eat me!", Hanad said in confusion and fear as beads of sweat begun dripping from his face. "What do you mean I tried--I DID! How the hell did you come back, where the hell did you come from?" replied Amina shockingly. "You witch! Sixiroolad baad tahay!" yelled Hanad. .."Oh, I'm gonna teach my "powers! ...Am gonna show you how to fly!" mocked Hand with a slight lisp a little accentuated for effect. "That was all black magic just so you could eat me, huh--?" "Hanad, please calm down!" She tried to relax him, for she started to feel sorry for him and she was regretting what she had done. Just then, she noticed her brother Muudeeey watching over her. “How long were you standing here” she muttered wiping away her tears, “Long enough” replied Muudeey with intensity “Please don’t do anything fanatical, I know you have read my thoughts” said Amina with worried look “Muudeey, this applies to his sisters, to his whole family for that matter. Please, I beg of you” she continued. "You told him of your secret, now he has to die, you know the rules of mother and father" said Muudeey "No brother please, I like him, he was the only one that talked to me at school" pleaded Amina but Muudeey forcefully grabbed her by the arm and they began walking in the direction of Hanad, who was now a few miles away, heading back to school. They eventually managed to catch up with him, but Hanad had spotted the two gifted siblings and began running as fast as he could, while screaming his lungs out that he was being chased by a Witch. Sometime later he turned around to see how far away they were from him, but instead they had completely disappeared. END OF STORY by the way nice fiction lol

Amina and her family moved to Kenya in 2000, it was then when they discovered their super powers, in the Hargardheer refugee camp. Their neighbors mostly avoided them, believing that the family's hut was haunted. Since rumours about their supposed superpowers were circulating far and wide, Amina found herself ostracised at school by the popular kids, however the one boy that caught her eyes, called Hanad, decided to sit next to her. Hanad, who at the time was doing a math assignment in class, thought Amina was joking, but when she insisted her powers were real, he closed his book with a noise not unlike that of a clap, shoved it in his school bag, and exclaimed: "Well, that is certainly a fascinating story, but you better not be pulling my leg!" "So do you wanna learn them or not, Hanad?" asked his friend, Amina. "But before I show you my powers, you promise me that you will not tell anyone and that you will not use them for anything evil!" "I'm not promising you anything, you--you weird girl," answered Hanad, with a laugh at Amina. "Though that isn't saying if what you are saying is really true, I won't listen to you." "I believe you--that is if you won't read my mind once I teach you," returned Amina, and there was warm admiration in her voice. Amina guided Hanad to a quite part of the school with few pupils around, and asked Hanad to close his eyes. "Why, what are you going to do when I close them?" asked a slightly worried Hanad "Do you trust me Hanad?" asked Amina "Ummm....maybe, but why?" "Just close them you silly boy" said an assertive yet smiling Amina. Hanad for some reason shut them immediately, and Amina locked her hands with his. In Hanad's mind, it felt like nothing was happening, since Amina made no sound whatsoever, but then she broke the silence. "You can open them now" said Amina with a cheeky voice. Hanad opened his eyes and was schocked to find out they were now far up in the sky, causing him to yell "Bisinka!!!, you weird girl, what have you done!?" Their school had become a small little dot. "Do you believe me now?" "Yes, yes I do!, and we are going to die!!" replied a terrified Hanad as he held on to Amina hands.

Showqi;684216 wrote: Haa, Kabalyeergiii kabaha waaweeynaa waa kan madam, ee maxaan ka soo tuuraa? oo aad martida Humming Bird u dalbaysaa! Xalwo, Shaah, Gaxwo mise Bariis, Pasto, isku dhex karis, Fadareeshin. Calashaan 2bo kala kaan ah oo isku makaan ah. Yaa Juxa, xisaabta macal Baqshiishna adigaa qabo soo ma'aha:) As If you worked as kabalyeeri wanis apoon a taaym

يقول ابو معجب رجاجيل السلب هم من لهم عاده على قص الرقاب مثلي قبيلي من على الجودات شب سيفه وخيله مايفكر بالصعاب من حمير التاريخ اصلي والنسب تاريخهم ناصع بصفحات الكتاب والليله اني اقول حيا من ولـــــــــب للتاج شرف بعد مرحلة الغياب معاد بسأل ايش ذي كان الســــبب من بعدما قد شفت ليلة انتخاب لكن نصيبه بايصل له للمســـــــــب كأس الصبر بسقيه من يدي شراب عاقد عليه العزم من اول رجـــــب من قبل ان يظهر علينا بالخطاب يحسب حسابه ان يومه قد قـــرب ويش ادخله وكر النماره والذياب ماعاد ارثي له قده من حيث حــب هذا مصيره لايحاول انسحاب الدم بالساحه امامك للركـــــــب احذرك من قبل لومي والعتاب التاج ميداني وحايز عاللقـــــــب تصويت بالاجماع من شيبه وشاب ومن ينازعني مصيره للهــــــــب باتحرقه ناري جسد قبل الثياب

NGONGE;684468 wrote: What do you mean by how do you read it? From right to left dee. The poem you just posted is saying (more or less) that Clan Is Everything. (almost Nothing:D) Here, let me try to do a quick translation... What's between me and the children of my father is different to that between me and teh children of my uncle For if they ate my meat, I'd save their meat And if they destroyed my glory, I'd build their glory And they're not quick to my rescue but if they called for me to rescue them I'd hurry to them And I don't hold old grudges towards them for leaders of people never hold grudges It means Dadka qaraabada si kastoo ey kuu gooynayaan try adiga inaad xidhiidhiso oo whatsoever ey kugu sameeyaan Ignore garee By the way nice translation sxb

Ducaysane;684452 wrote: Nugul ma la qabaa? will you marry her?

إن الذى بيني وبين بني ابي. وبين بني عمي لمختلف جدا فإن اكلو لحمي وفرت لحومهم.وإن هدمو مجدي بنيت لهم مجدا وليسو الي نصري سراعا. وإن هم دعوني الي نصر اتيتهم شدا ولا احمل الحقد القديم عليهم. وليس رئس القوم من يحمل الحقد.

KA warrama final yaa koob qaaday?

I like how george of the jungles dances with this song:D

What about johnny clegg?

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front? You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Abtigiis;684384 wrote: Waxaan kaloon idhi Ilaahay hadaad wax way diisato oo aad codsi u dirsatid, it is not like the Pizza delivery where what you asked for comes within the time you wanted and with your chosen specifications. Hadaad Pizza waydiisatid, haduu doonoo Burger buu kuu soo diri. Isagaa og wixii dan kuu ah. Wrong order ma odhan kartid. Lol@ the pizza example Waa runtaa sxb alle isagaa kaa og wixii kuu dan ah, Hadda waxey u calaacaleysaa ilmo, how does she know ilmahaa haddii lasiiyo kuwii khaarajin lahaa iney yihiin oo iyadaba ka takhalusi lahaa? anyway waxaan kula talinaayaa illeyn waa qof walaalkeen ehe iney alle u towbad keento oo salaatul-shukri tukato, waayo wey aragtaa kumanaan qof oo iyada ka liita al-xamdulillah ha tiraahdo intahal-amr:D

[quote=Abtigiis;684379 Sida kale waan u soo duceeynaynaa gabadha oo ilaahay tubta toosan ha ku hagaajiyo. Intaa unbaan ka fahmay waxaad dareerisay intaana aamiin baan ka iri

*Blessed;684083 wrote: You're in Jeddah? Maad Makkah / Madinah iska aadid ama buuraha Sawdah iyo Abha soo kortid. I like it markuu roobku bato and they have to close schools. :cool: makkah xilligan la joogo wuxuu difaacul madani amar ku bixiyay inaan guryaha laga soo bixin I even recieved the sms

Somalina;683938 wrote: Aamiin. Roob iyo koronto la'aan oo aad shaqo aadeyn miyaa ka cabaneysiin? you are lucky meel baraf badan inaadan joogin maanta. Wadankeyga yaa ii tarxiila right now...heck, even BC joined the barafley provinces n territories. Meel lagu dhuunto malaha wadankaan anymore. Alxamdulillah ilaahey waa na sama bixiyay, somalina dhul baraf leh waa caadi, miyaad ka war haysaa sannad hore wixi jeddah dad ku dhamaaday BBC mawaadan ka dhageysan? Hadda xitaa kan magaalo dhan baa dhulka ku darsantay, rabaq la yiraah Marka allow hanooga dhigin roobkan kuwii ummadihii naga horreeye lagu halaagay

*Blessed;683929 wrote: Sanad waliba hoodiyo, hawl iyo dhibaatiyo wuxuu hadimo leeyahay aa laga helaayo hadhow lagu xasuustaa. Kii noo hagaagee, noqo loo hanwaynyahay. *The Legendery Dhuule. I thought It was boqorka codka

Abtigiis;684213 wrote: War gabadhan Nugul has all the hallmarks of a budding female Abtigiis. Cabasho iyo calaacal badana. Help the Gabadh dee haddii kale kajanka ka daa

Roob xowli ah ayaa ka socda Jeddah shaqo lama aadi karo korontooyinki waa la wada damiyay allow naga samata bixi insha allah

Waxaa qoray Ibraahim yuusuf axmed (howd) 2001 ayaan mar ku arkay web la yiraah afsomaali.com balse maalinki labaad nasiib wanaag waa la xidhay webka, magaca sheekadana waa kii ii gambiyay. anyway shalay ayaan luck ku helay anoo google iska baarayo

Lol @ will you marry sol Wlcme miss humming bird, but y does it seem as if i've seen you in sol waqti hore anyway I like sol too

HAPPY FACBOOK NEW YEAR