I stick 2 my stance of bravado and give her the same uninterested look she gave me. She was so beautiful But what can I offer her A heavy potent dose of Love Potion

Originally posted by Bishitta: ^ "Maya Maahi" is what I always say. Istupidh q. deserves a st.upid ans. Why speak to people in af Somali if you'r not sure what they're. Duh! Or the islaamo in the grocery store: You Soomaaali? Haa eedo. You no look Soomaali! Umm Ok :confused: Waa Hubsasho un dee. Waxaa igi sii yaabiyo is that even when you know its stupidh Q,you cant but help and respond: "Haa,adigana ma somaali baa tahay?" loool. Waa iska caadi, Imisaa qof aad ku aragtay TVga and be like; "Alla she looks like soomaliyad" ,Anyone with tin jileecsan with a san qaroor is potentionally a somali unless that person responds to the famous q with a confused "HUH" ... Marka make sure you say "Haa" unless hortaada XAN eber lagaa dhigin and you hear shidh like, "waa Xabasho,maya waa carab baan umaleya,koleey waa sudaani" LOL@Bishita,Jecliyaaa magaca

Originally posted by Khalaf: Castro...when I say pride its being happy with who u are...your people...your religion...not kibr...superioty. Best of you are those who are most God-Fearing and have Taqwa...thats my believe...but I am proud of nationality...more importantly my deen...aint nothing wrong w/ dat. War who cares about your defination of pride?,Pride is Haram.Even the LST dictionary[ ] describes pride as T H I S . One of the attributes of pride include talents among many others such as beauty, wealth, rank etc etc...You make your deductions of where today's somalis stand. But anyway this topic askes what makes me a proud somali: I would have to say the ability to bond,connect and LOVE a fellow somali instantly. The Smile that comes to my face when i hesitatingly say those dreaded words that you know you shouldnt be saying but none the less say it to a complete stranger,those famous three or was it four? lines that would make any other person get annoyed,but only a somali would respond "proudly to": Ma Somaali Ba Tahay? and you are hoping and praying he/she becomes one even when you are 99% sure he.she is a somali;and heres the funny thing,even the sujiuest of the sujuis,caseeriest of the caseeris, the qaldaniest{oops i mean somalilandiest] of the somalileens would proudly say: "Haa...Adigana"?? That,my freinds is what makes me proud to be a somali....

Originally posted by Bishy: ^ I'm with the program alright! *Grabs the hairbrush, sings and dances to You know my hips don't lie, come se lama, bonita, mi casa, su casa whaa..whaa! L000L. Oh La la la la....I see you are hittin' me with some LATINA flava,maybe i should call you Bishitta , . You know everytime Wycliffe says that i feel bad[becoz i wanted to say that! ],but seriously Wycliffe can be her father,whats with his sheeko? But Goodness gracious that Shakira is one blessed MAMACITA...words alone cannot express it,but if i were to use words,then it will be the words of her greatness ruler of the great kingdom of Jimcalea her majesty JIMCALEE : "Inaba caadhi ma'oho" Gr8 song Bishy,cant get the song outta me mind hada... come se lama, bonita, mi casa, su casa .....

Originally posted by Bishy: There's always something good out there, it's not all corn ball rappers singing about how many ho's they got, or how much bling-bling they got, or other cheesy stuff. There are some mainstream rappers that actually are great like Twista, Busta Rhymes, etc.. Anyways, try them and if you like em or want suggestions, just message me... Lean Back! See waaye yakhee?? The Lean Back is sooooo 2003 nooh. Get with the programme walashis,these days its the Lean wit it, rock wit it ![Dem Franchize boyz for the hiphopilically challenged ]... Goes like...Lean wit it, rock wit it...I bounce in the club so the ho's call me Rocky..bla bla bla...Lean wit it, rock wit it

So who thinks KOBE will kill this one tonght?

crestfallen Pheew! So nothing really changed huh?. Havent you always been the despondent & disconsolated dhandhaan[*] up in this mutha? [Dude! I love the new dictionary link] ................................................. *I am sorry i didnt mean to call u dhandhaan,i just wanted to stay on the D

Naden is slick, oily hellcat... surreptitiously and insidiously trying to sabotage the faithful who come to SOL for spiritual cleansing and rejuvanation of religious nerve centers Theres a fine difference between sabotaging and ridiculing the hadith... Wait wait..*I just looked up your name* and i find out its socod badne,the great scoffer of S O L...Kasoco oo kabood. (^^ Go ahead,heres the drum[since you are gr8 @ drum beating].

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: ^^Adeer war ma jiro meeshaan duul cusub oo dhagala'a baa qabsaday. SOL has been loosing its elderly class. Castro and I are the last standing levees for preventing the sediments and other rubbishs that’re destined to deposit in SOL. Nur is camping in his confort place. Baashi geeliisaa boqol gaaray, oo salaanta xattaa waa nala dhaafa. Gabdhihiina intii ugu fiicnayd in la guursan rabo baan u malaynayaa oo si bay u socod yaryihiin .. war ma jiro; waa juuqla'a. Adigu noo warran. QixQixQix....Duulan cusub baa inoo imid imika miyaa? Waa iska caadi. At one time or another,we were newwbies[inkastoo this group ee Advanced yihin]marka waa iska caadi. Baashi wiligiisba san taag buu ahaa,ma ninka ka dhacay where the sun doesnt set[GreenLand beey dhahaan,waa adunka dabadii]. Nin geel badan umbaa halkaas ka dhaco. Gabdhihiina intii ugu fiicnayd in la guursan rabo baan u malaynayaa oo si bay u socod yaryihiin

Originally posted by Castro: ^ Oh my God! What shall we do? Run! Run Muthaclacker!! Horta,i have a question,who compiles this list? every year theres new stuff added. There should be some sort of a watch dog group[Dog is Xaraam,Watch Goat dheh]to make sure they dont add Bullsh1t. But seriously,subxanalah may allah guide us to the right path,amin

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: ^^Weligiinba inkira; markuu idinku dhaco inta TB moodaan anti-biyootik iskala daala . Castro madaxiisa allaha ka shubo . Qix qix qix...Antibiyotik kulaha...Atheer inaba caadhi ma'oho[Arintaasi. ]. Love actually stinks,Uff

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: ^ i know good Faarax in geel dhammaaday, but in the land of Walleye, $ is the new geel . When a Faarax happens to have lots of it ayyaamuu kibraa and hence geeliisa boqol gaara . Ilahey haa noo badiyo,amin[Amin indeed]. Maxaa iga dambeye? Brief me nooh

Waad mahadsantihin Dhamantiin. Xiinow I was around,i just lost the password ayama dhexdas ah..sidan ulaha i "got" my password,i saw myself in shidh so to speak.I wanted to respond to this xplosive thread but alas aaway hee... But thanks to Admin,am now Back(Beaches ). Teeda kale,geel dhamaa..sowdigan arkay droughtka iyo balayada na haysato? War I've been accused of stealing your nickname, what the hell is goingz on? Danyeerow Gr8,not only are you an imposter you are also slow miyaa? tihihi. Dude,i borrowed bishy's handle to have a word with you.[Yes that was ME ***** yoho] I thought the name farax[insert your own color here] was patented for this farax,but like everywhere else,the're imitations[beware of cheap imitations solers ]. They say imitation is the best of compliments right? Horta is this a new trend mise ani iyo my many names baa dagaal lagu haya?? Look at three or four threads below and the author aptly named himself "Afro" ... BALO There are others on this forum I'd like for you to "take care of". Atheer ,You have been incognito naftirkaada for a while now,what happened? Did you finally succeed in convincing Evo Morales to change his ugly sweater?

Salaam Aleykum. I totally understand where these schools are coming from. Spoken English is completly different from Written english. These schools are mandated by the (Bush)federal govt to perform well under the NO child left behind policy. Some silly qaxoti who speaks ebonics and can communicate in english beleives he can handle grammer school. Heck NO ku dheh Unfortunatly most of the somali kids do NOT and CANNOT write complete error free sentences(Essays iskaba dhaaf).I had the pleasure of helping a few of these kids awhile back and my my what did i see?: College bound kids who could not construct a simple gramatically correct sentence. Let them take the damn test and let them learn more than "YO YO! Check dis out" and or embarassing lines like, "I am come(Came) farom SOMALIA". God knows we already have seen some horrible english speakers speaking for somalis on Tv. I am Back "Beaches"

OH Heeeeeyyylll Naawh. Istaaqfurulah cadiim. Bisinka iyo burdaha, I suggest Admin to delete this post The dude is def sarqaan. Sounds like the Paltalk dude,whats hisname?

Originally posted by Jaylaani: ^^Have you ever been the Jersey Shore? It's so "HOT" MTV made seasonal TV show about it….Wildwood is the place to be in the Summer time. . How much did the state of NJ pay for that lil gig to MTV? Well,ok maybe the jersey shore is fairly ok, but thats about it. I guess i am comparing it to the shores of Miami & the southern states,but hey ho...jersey aint that bad. Laakin ;NJ,PA,DA,WV & OH are all dead country zones. Lifeless i tell ya.

Originally posted by Callypso: ^Atheer what's wrong with you? Pittsburgh is great! I don't live there but my best friend does, so I've visited it more than any other US city (except Minneapolis, of course). Last year I got to watch the Three Rivers Regatta, the most fun a adult can have in public fully clothed. Speaking of which, you ever try making out on a hot air balloon? It's wicked, I tell ya. I also gave a poster presentation at the University of Pittsburgh. Lovely campus! And something about the working class ethic of Pitts produces some decent and friendly folk. I've been a lukewarm Steelers fan ever since my freshman days, but this year I am going all out. Go Steelers! You MUST be from New Jersey,if you can say Pittsburg is a "Great city". The city has no life after july 4th[well duh!]. After the three rivers reggata celebrations, what else is there to do in Pitt,Pa? Nada. It’s a dead end borezone, waste of my three precious holiday days. Anyway, we are only a few days away from the kickoff, I am looking forward to the commercials, for there is no "Real Game" to be played here.[boring teams] Thanks to the Colts & the stup1d Broncos & the stup1d panthers and the stup1d patriots, we now have to watch a potential blow out game.

Originally posted by Say(y)id Qutb: Bishaaro leave this old dudes alone, i would go for you but you;re lil bit older than me so i've to decline any request for marriage! LoooL ...Balo ka taagan. Abraarey,walaalo waa maxay "Raaxadu"?? This Jambal is Jumbo Kix Kix Kix. Jecliyaa

Originally posted by Rahima: quote: War waa la wada arkaye, balse i think Rahima weey yara kululaatay Gosh, how did you ever notice Mr. Pharax . Alas my seceret crush of Mr. Xiin has been exposed . That rock is so cosy right about now. Raxiimoy...Weeydii CW, ayadaa Name changeka notice gareeysayee. Sowdigaan Good old Xiin lasoo booday Anyways, Bishaaro haa isku dirin,while confessing "Good old xiin's" crush. looool

Originally posted by checkmate: War hayaay, so am not the only who notices; that’s precisely what I said before Rehima. Ps: Xiin, I think rahima wants to pick bones with you. Iska dhici. War waa la wada arkaye, balse i think Rahima weey yara kululaatay Good xiin is in high demand,me thinks

Originally posted by Rahima: . I’ve noticed that good old xiin is very fond you, don’t crush the aspiration with awoowe or the like if you know what I mean . . Loool. Ditto. Taasi waanu aragnay, ileen asagii baa bananka soo dhigtaye

War shax shaxdaada garan maayo ee warka isii!! I have always wanted to TEE off in the midnight sun.[in my Mawaciis] Waa laguu xiisay Baashow

Geee! Yall gat issues fo real. Take a chill pill folks. Whatever ppl do (show off ,ismacnees et al) thats their bizness, beenta haa isku qufaan. Xaa iga galay? Wanna brag? Mouth away dude. Just back it up when i ask for evidence. Wanna show off? be my guest. Let me see it. Brown<< ismalure isma dhibe. I have no time to go bananas on someone else's issues.

Originally posted by chocolate & honey: quote: If my wife is doing "fine" and is doing great things for her house, her community & her self, I as the husband should be standing by her applauding her for the great job she is doing, will support her as much as i can & motivate her to even aim higher. After all thats MY WIFE. Anigaa masuul ka ah. Her sucess is my sucess. Her achievements and accomplishments are also mine. Uuhn..ehhh as in I almost chocked in my chinnese food. Are you available to be the potential husband to a potentially successful xalimo? I'll sing to you what Bonjivi iigu heesay: you are the first of your kind . ------------------------------------------------ Get Up!Up Even the best fall down sometimes As much as i am flattered, i am sorry but i am in a very happy monogomous relationship. Mrs Brown says hi folks Bishaaro: How can one gold dig his very own stuff? See camal yakhee. What Mrs Brown owns,Mr Brown owns. Rem i said i was gonna support her 100%, put my energy in her 'road to sucess' therby making me half owner. Teeda kale, its not really a preference. It maybe when you first go into the relationship, but when you already established a moora & lil browns and lil bisharos are roaming, it becomes a team. Personally if stuff like ego and money making capabilities can intimidate a MAN, then he has no business being a husband(my opinion). Xiin.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: Horta dutchku waayadaan waa kibreen! Boycott their product, I say. Danes-ka dheh. Balayo ku dutch gareeysay I have never seen any danish products. Never. I know this danish dude,so am boycotting him.