So u like ur honey in drinks. Me, I put honey in bread toasts and corn cereal. Isn't it too cold for festivals now?

^but it works for both! and much more. Men use honey as a aphrodisiac and for this reason is known as the nectar of Aphrodite. Ibti, how ever u use honey, it's always a yammy!

HaHaHa. Cabdiyo, at least, that would be less pain for him(no kalbad) and more feeling of stimulation(xadanxato) for her.

Cabdiyo, try this one first,inaabti. If you can find any antivirus on CD Rom, you could try booting your computer from this CD instead of hard drive. This should run an antivirus scan and possibly find and disable the virus. Lets know what happens!

Lool@Hawl aduun aa igu niikisey Ibti, now stop talking about the animal torture. This is making me feel that horrible pain inside me now. By the way, back in the old days, honey was used as a contraceptive to block sperms from swimming.

Tie him? Ibti, I never thought you were such a sexist. Anyway, that's a horrible and cruel act to say the least. I suggest inay dacar kamariyaan ridda xaggadanbe! Abdiyo, were u been hiding?

Well, am a fan of older, mature women-late twenties and on. Not only they know what they want, they tell u what they like-touch me here, and there, and there and so on. God bless them!

But am proud of being a LANDER!

There is nothing to be proud of in being Somali. There is difference between being proud of yourself as a person and being proud of ur nationality. If all what somalis are known for is backwardess then there is nothing to be proud of that.

Cabdiyo, inaabti if u have the restore disk that came with ur computer, then shut down computer, put the restore cd in the drive, push power on then choose restore to original option. Then follow the rest of the instructions which will be easy. It may ask u the window authorization key that u need to key in. Good luck! Let me know what happens

Armay dhowr yihiin? Sidee loo kalasaarayaa horta? By the way, how's ur business doing? Soomaalidu amaahdoonkii ma iskadaysay.

U are probably not a hater but ur suffering from a rare chronic disease many other Somalis have called somalilandophobia. People with this condition also have another chronic condition called hypegiaphobia. I think the first press room is near the old jail and that building may still be there unless bombed to the ground during the independence war.

I just gave u 5. Wow. Put me in that secret list. Damn, just exposed myself!

So, what's in that medication that make her to turn around 180 degrees. This must be more than just a pain killer? Don't u think this medication may also help any halimo with an attitude?

Nowadays, the experience of child birth in Maternity wards seems to be humiliating for men, especially during the first child’s birth. The humiliation experience is preceeded by fatique which starts few days before the actual visit to the Maternity ward when wife starts unusual chores of round the clock cleaning and home makeovers that deprive husband to have any meaningful sleep. Then for a reason most of us do not understand actual labour usually starts at around 2:00 A.M. While wife is in excruciatin pain, the delivery Nurse prepares the stage for the husband's humiliation by questioning wife if husband is ready to cut the umbilical cord and if she’s going to try ‘natural’ birth or will opt for the epidural. Not knowing wether the epidural procedure will cause harm to his unborn child, husband tells Nurse they will try natural and wife agrees only to change her mind while he is on his way to pick the sabaayad that her mom has been preparing for her. Nine hours after their arrival to the hospital,and after many uncalled for insults for not agreeing to cut the umbilical cord, and few shouts of ‘I hate u, you did this to me’ that follow each contraction, and a half dozen trips from the hospital to such never-ending demands to bring baby clothes, xildiid iyo xabaasuud, a copy of the quran, couple of halimos to pickup, and shah iyo sinjibiil from her best friend he finally arrives only to see wife, half-naked, in an awkward posture while Anesthesiologist tries to maneuver a long syringe with a sharp needle in to her back. Doctor tries to explain that wife has opted for the epidural and will be ready to deliver baby without any more pain. So this is the 'unnatural' child birth, husband thinks! Not a minute after the epidural procedure contractions now seem to make her laugh. Instead of pain, she starts to hug everyone around her including the phlebotomist and the environmental technician who just arrived and was preparing to wipe off the floors. She laughs and giggles whenever Nurse tries to explain to her that her blood work including CBC, Urinalysis, and ABORH are all seem normal. Things that he don't understand but wife does especially since after her first dose of the epidural. She begs more of the ‘unnatural’ and Doctor gives to her willingly. Husband’s suspicion increases by the minute. Instead of insults, contractions now seem to bring her joy. She even repeats his name over and over after each contraction and calls him ‘my hero', geesi baad tahay and sings a love song(khadra dahir ay qaado) in front of all. Finally, the moment of waiting is over, his newborn girl arrives. He leaves Maternity ward with his wife, his newborn, and a large cardboard with a big footprint that he suspects to belong to his baby.

HaHaHa. a nice laugh!

As for ring tones, I have none other than ring-ring-ring ones. But this one is for u Ibti-from anonymous soler: I have gotta find u, no matter what it takes As JB my witness and Oodwayne my guiding soler, no matter where u are, I gotta find u You may be across the Ocean You may be hiding behind the sol screen You may be threatened by NGONGE to tell ayeeyo But onething I know for sure, I am gonna find u one day Will he then face the MAN or hide behind the 'only words on screen.'

looool ibti, aaliyah, miss dd, redy, jb & the rest of the crew who tried to finnish the rest of the story for me. As soon as I came back and saw her standing at the front door, my heart started beating faster again. She did not invite me in and I started hesitating for a second. She said haye tell me the something, smiling. I could sense her eyes that she was happy but was little nervious. I said, I FORGOT to kiss you. She started loughing and giggling. Her body language seemed to me to say, "kiss me, make a move" but I hesitated bcause she was still in coy, loughing and giggling. Then in a split of a second, she placed a kiss on my cheek! And said good night.

Once, I took a beautiful Halimo into a nice, small restaurant for our first date. We started off well and exchanged some personal life history with each other. She dressed nicely for the occassion. We talked alot that night until our waiter signalled to us that we were over-staying. She was smart but talkative,especially, at the end of the date. At least, it seemed that way to me since all I was thinking at those moments were nothing else but to kiss her. My heart kept bounding, missing beats while she was cleverly changing the subject whenever I comment on her looks. She let me to be close at moments but pulled away nicely at the right moment. Then she will start another subject. Then it was about time to go home. While we were on her way to home to drop her,I told myself to relax, calm, and kiss the girl. It's now or never! After we reached her home, she said goodbye and wished me good luck on my exams. I told her the same and drove-off. I drove a mile or two when I realized that I could not let it go and decided to call her on her cellphone. I told her that I forgot to tell her something and would like to say it now, face to face. She agreed. I finally have the courage to tell her that I FORGOT to kiss her. Is it okay to kiss halimo on your first date? Or afraid to spoil any chances to have her go with u for a second date? PS. Am not that too shy.

BG, first of all, there is no way we can tell what's behind every allegatin and it's motives. The guy who started this topic does not mention snitching people based on political affiliations. So, let's not waste of time what his motives are since we cannot know that for sure. Secondly, musjids and imaams who are law abiding have to fear nothing. Police raid on churches when they receive credible info linking them to criminal activity. If it happens that someone falsely accuses people he considers enemy, then let the system work to sort out whether the allegation is true or a baseless one.

Whenever someone raises an important issue that concerns muslim communities like Somalis, why do some attack or question about his/her motives? Can't u guys deal with the issue without character assissinations? Back to the question, I do not see compramising my religion or loyalty to my community for reporting acts of terrorism or crime against innocents regardless of race or religion. And I hope that we will come to our senses and be able to differentiate right from wrong. Question: Do u consider ur community where u and kids, or future ones, live? If so, and ur community is in danger, isn't it a moral obligation to help or defend it?

Thanks! Will let u know when. But iLines are too old and crowded place now. It used to be a beautiful place where both families and single working men used to live in peace together. I used to make some pocket money during weekends by running errands such as coca cola and benson & hatches during qat sessions.

Loved IndianLines, now looks qubuuro. I am planning to go there next year. Hope JB will arrange a tour for me!

If u do the same routine of lovemaking then ur too nice. Touch her behind when in-laws are visiting u without them seeing it. Call her from work and tell her that u cannot wait to kiss her where u never kissed her before and do not forget to bring with u an expensive massage oil and beautiful flowers for the occassion. Try to surprise her when she is not expecting. Become familiar when her periods begin and end and then book an expensive hotel for a weekend night then phone her that Friday at her work and ask if she is willing to go out for a dinner and do not forget to surprise her by buying her sexy underwears. Make sure to let her know that she should not wear her best outfit cause it is going to be a nasty night and a sticky one. She will say u were nasty but will lookforward to such nights.

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