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  2. Posted

    YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU PUT KETCHUP IN EVERYTHING

     

    ya kno ur somali when u have 1,768 uses for vasaline!

     

    ya kno ur somali when ur on da bus and ur da loudest ppl talkin

     

    ya kno ur somali when u have bout 30 kutabz at home but never use it

     

    ya kno ur somali when ur dad married two other wifes

     

    ya kno ur somali when tea is made 5 times a day

     

    ya kno ur somali when u put sugar in everything

     

    u know ur somali if you got chased by AFRO-AMERICANs

     

    You know u somali when ur mom says " u can memorize music, but u cant memorize quran "

     

    You know u somali when u shop for gear on the 20th of the month

     

    You know u somali when u buy sifa phone cards

     

    You know u somali when u buy a computer and ur parents ask for BBC somali radio 24/7

     

    You know you're a somali male when.. your watch dangles around your wrist

     

     

     

    You know you're somali when... there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels.. lol

     

    You know you're somali when... you have a printer, but it doesn't WORk

     

    You know you're somali when... you're up late on a school night (checking out the latest posts on SOL)

     

    you know your somali when your dad swears he was a superstar soccer player

     

     

    you know your somali when your mom wears a dirac to the supermarket

     

     

    you know your somali when you have the same drapes as aleast 5 of your neighbors

     

     

    you know you somali when ... you have a cell phone all day, but you turn it on at 6......only in canada loool...

     

    you know you somali when ... you go watch soccer games in the summer even though you hate soccer..tdot ppl u know who u r :D

     

    you know you somali when ... you come to a jam with all yo' bling bling, but still wanna hustle, to get in for free

     

    u know u somali when u wash the dishes wit socks if we dont find sponges

     

    you know your somali when u go to somali parties tellin your girlfriend you don't like somali guys.

     

     

    you know ur somali when your niece is 40yrs older than you. :D

     

    you know ur somali when ur told the wedding starts @ 9 pm but the guests and bride show up at 12 am.

     

    you know ur somali when u smell like bariis and baasto @ school

     

    you know ur somali when u eat lunch at 8 pm and dinner at 1 am

     

    you know ur somali when a basic 3 on 3 bball game takes two hours ta finish

     

    you know ur somali when ur hair line starts at ur ears :D:D

     

    you know ur somali when ur hair is soft and u look mixed but ur lil brother looks like he's from kenya.. :D:D ..............

     

    asxantu

  3. Posted

    "If a bird loved a fish where would they live?"

    this question is really deeeep i don't know which movie but i sure would like ta see it..... but my answer to da above question is,

    in a island .... :D:D:D

     

    my next qoute:

    finance is the gun and politics is knowin when ta pull the trigger........now go figure .......

     

    asxantu

  6. Posted

    calooooleey aaaa uf uf uf uf war yaa cuno waxaas.. xaajiyo try_me maxaa nin kaan maskiin ka ah u dilee haduu ku dhintana, adaa laguu qabsanaa calooleey, carabka (lo'da n arigaba),maskaxda iyo mijiyaha wax bina aadanka fiyoow cunaan ma aha................laakiin tuujiye wuu cuni karaa cuz ma fiyooba :D:D:D:D ........asxantu

  8. Posted

    How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

    woooooooooooow dis is one great movie ..... usual suspects.............

     

    doo yuuuuuuuuuu speeaaaak any english.......no hints on dis 1 toooodam easy..................asxantu

  9. Posted

    Lol xaraam to u checkmate ,the only reason this topic is reserved to ladies is because I dont want you guys to bother us during summer and tempt us to do unlawful things.

     

    looooool bambina why xabiibti why

    since when did cup of coffee become so unlawful lool...............asxantu

  10. Posted

    walaashiis try-me advice from da wise ... u xiir ninka soo wuxu crush (caashaq digaag) uun ma'aha waxaa ku tiraahdaa shinbiraha la ciyaar....haduuba crush ka cararayo wax kheer qabo ma soo wadin .......asxantu

  12. Posted

    famous hollywood lines:

     

    1.let's cut 2 the chase

    2.lets get outta here

    3.we should go find out (ok i made this one up) :D:D:D

     

    hey i can't believe nobody knew goostrahf .......angry management..loooool.....asxantu

  18. Posted

    libaax aad iyo aad ayaan uga xumahay saabiib laakiin oday waalan oo frostaration haayo ayaa laiga dhigay so i was just defending me self sorry boqol jeer hadaan nomands ku xad gudbay ....... hada iyo wixii ka danbeeta afka ayaa juuqda i gabay.......asxantu saaxiib

  20. Posted

    k then here's my list .......maxaa dadka iga reebay..

    1. Best Topic Award = og-moti

    2. Funniest Topic Award = tuujiye

    3. Intellectual Award = nur

    4. Best Avatar = nin yaaban

    5. Best signature = nuune

    6. Best Nick Award = darbi

    7. Personality/Character Award = sacdiya

    8. Worse Topic special Award = og-gal

    9. Life time Award = nova (u happy) :D

    10. Loyalty to SOL Award = qac qaac

     

    asxantu

  21. Posted

    soomali waxay ku maahmaahdaa (nacasta usha agteeda ayaa lala dhacaa haday garan weeydo,iyada ayaa lala dhacaa) marka mo yusuf maahmaahdaan nuxur keeda haku galo ina adeer.............asxantu

  23. Posted

    ok here is da plan i start with a qoute some1 finishes and starts a new quote...easy ha ..well here it cames:

     

    my a$$ may be dam but ....................

     

     

    hope ya'll hav fun with dis .......asxantu