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  2. Posted

    buubto walaalkiis ur 110% right walaaahi it's really painfull, but i will tell ya why every1 here is upset bout the american guy beheaded, that is cuz wat those iraqi's did is inhuman n is not muslim like our religion teaches us to be humble n gentle. kufaar or no kufaar that poor man didn't have to die that way wallaal( laa ilaaha ilal laahu maxameda rasuulu laah) but i think he is very lucky cuz in the day of judgement he is going to use those men as means of transpotation n he will be goin ta heaven n they will enjoy the kool breeze of hell(isaqfurulah it's allaahu subxana watacaalaa to judge) walaahi jiririco ayaa igu fakatay markaan arkay wat the american soilders did to those poor muslims but when i saw wat these iraqies did walaahi i felt sick to my stomach and it left a horrible scar in me......... but they have made a big statement doing that. now lets see the outcome of the muslim umah ....

     

    asxantu

  3. Posted

    listen to me brah (u xiir naagta) am ur boy n am tellin ya i don't like her ..... she doesn't have the potentials of bein a wifey so do it maaan tell her don't cry for me argentina........

     

    asxantu

  4. Posted

    qoryooley dadkaan oo dhan been ee wadaan (waligeen nalama fire gareen) yeah right

     

    i got fired once maaan n that's cuz i kept kickin it with my boss's girlfriend, he found out and i was let go uuuummmmmmhhh wat can i say i knew it comin sooner or later

     

    asxantu

  5. Posted

    laaaaaaa ilaaaaha ilal laaaah

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    laaaaaa ilaaaah ilal laaaaaaaaal

     

    qoryooley pls walaalow tir tir toopicaan

     

    laaa ilaaha ilal laaaaah

  6. Posted

    well this is the thing young men don't have problems with experiencing everything for the first time with some1 same age as them.. but women are different creatures they would like an older man:

    who has been to the circus several times

    who has passed his midd-life crises

    who knows how to maneuver the box

    who has shares in banana republic

     

    so guys it's not just an older man he has to have the qualities said above....

    ooooh yeah gals i fit these describtions perfectly, and i have plenty of room for everybody

     

     

    asxantu

  8. Posted

    og gal walaalo there is no such thing as waisting space.. if the admin wants to delete topics why doesn't he delete the old topics from 2000,2001 n so on n so forth ..... me don't know watta goan anymore on da real....

     

     

    asxantu

  9. Posted

    cawo stop kissin A$$ 4 once ...muslim ppl are dying in iraq and palastine sent donation there.(if u hav money).. and if u r so worried bout space so much why did ya create dis topic huh

     

    here is an idea sol keeps topics from 2000 til now i suggest the old topics be deleted aight ...

     

    asxantu

  10. Posted

    why is that our good a$$ topics are always deleted? :mad: :confused: maaan ooooh maaaan am just out here singin (keepin ur head up) by tuba akaa shakuur........

     

     

    asxantu

  11. Posted

    intizaar relax sweet heart, don't carry that tone of voice when ur replyin to queen og-gal aight.... am only gonna say dis once..

     

     

    asxantu

  12. Posted

    loooool feeryahan walaalkiis maxaa waaye kashifaadaan aad igu wadid (waardiye aa taahay aa iska dhehee iyadoo dadka oo dhan ku maqlaayaan) tartiib adi dhegta iigu sheeg nooh.... maya maya axsaan ma jiro meeshaan (waraada i maqla boxer xataa booyees uu ahaan jiray) .. :D:D .loool...adaa bilaawday nooh.... haa waraa dhuunta iska gub muufadeeda kub ma ka siineesid..ari carbeed waaxid. :D ..

     

    ps: aboow waa kaa aftahan sanahay ee maa iska keey dhaaftid... ;) .

     

    asxantu

  13. Posted

    oooooooh my dear friend boxer aka feeryahan wax yaalo badan aa iskaga kaa qasan. (maadeysi) micna heeda waxaa waaye ( marka babaayga iyo liimo dhanaan la isku qaso) aa anaka waxaa dhahnaa maadeysi ma fahamtay axmaq waaxid....nin yahoow kaale su'aal aan qabaa, qal qaali maa ahaan jirtay? baaf qandho ah qurquri aare xaw ka walax yahay duf ku baxaan

     

    asxantu

  14. Posted

    for ur point dear heblaayo or hebel all the carab somalians that i know who live in canada all are loosers,drinkin, taking drugs, and are criminals. now u ask how i know them? lets say i just know

     

    asxantu

  16. Posted

    posted by pearl

    i have noticed that most married girls are forced to go on the bill, cuz the guy doesnt want to go on the rubber...and we all know its side effects( bill)...so guys...is ur satisfaction more important than ur wife's health?

     

    sister why the pill the reason for the marreige is ta produce noooh. no rubber(funaada dhahanta) and no pills.. they hav ta work overtime 16hour shifts everyday ......loooool see waaye gotta hav a soccer team namean

     

    asxantu

  17. Posted

    looooool waraa boxer anigana adoo kale mastarad ayaan faraha uga qaraaci jiray markay waxaa ku hadashay oo kale ku hadlaan (waan ogahay macalin qabiid ah ayaan ahaa) waxaa kale oo aan rabay in aan kula socod siiyo waxaanu waa foorjo. :D:D ...i can't belive nobody got da joke ..... laakiin waxa wada aqriyay oo dhan waa adoo kale maskax faluuq ee qabaan ma istiri :D:D looooool

     

    joke is just sayin that if the first guy who cheated 11 times got (toyota tercel) who many times did she cheat to get a skate board...(100897532)...looooooooooooooooooooooooool

    asxantu

  18. Posted

    raula anytime sis, 4 u i would give an eye.....ya heard that abaar betta leave raula alone aight...lool... i didn't mean ta open that can of whipa$$ on ur couson's but that had aksed for it nameaan especially the tall dark skin guy, i gonna keep his teeth for souvenir............ :D:D:D

     

    asxantu

  19. Posted

    looooooooooooool if i eva hav kids i wanna hav boy like rahmah's nephew that farts every where and qoxooti komputer heshay's brother, but when mine is 5 years old i want him dating white gals. imagine him sayin (dad hook me up with loose change i ganna go handle some biz ya heard)loooool

    asxantu

  23. Posted

    These 3 guys all died once and they all went to heaven, upon entering there was this angel at the gate, the angel said heaven is very big so yall need transpotation to get around and the only was ur going ta get transpotation is by answering these questions....

    Question to the first guy, how many times did ya cheat on ur wife? and u betta not lie

    the first guy's answer, 11 times in my life

    angel says ok here is the keys to that (toyota tercel) go inside

    Question to the second guy, how many times did ya cheat on ur wife? and u betta not lie

    the second guy's answer, 2 times in my life

    angel says ok here is the keys to that (mercedes benz) go inside

    Question to the third guy, how many times did ya cheat on ur wife? and u betta not lie

    the third guy's answer, i hav neva looked at another women in my life

    angel says ok here is the keys to that (rolls royce) go inside

    After few days the toyota and the benz guys saw the rolls royce guy crying like krazy so they approached the guy and said (heey maaan wat happened to u why u cring) the rolls royce guy looked at them and said (i just saw my wife on skate board)

  24. Posted

    barwaaqo i think u should change ur name to (ABAAR) that suits u betta.............

     

    oooooooooooh yeah and why u calling raula ugly hav u seen ur self in the mirror lately :(

     

    asxantu

  25. Posted

    waxaaan la yaabanahay dadkiina oo qatarta is ka dhigaaya(oooh anaga count us out)yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah nac nacda yareeya i sure idinka an aan safka ugu horeen la heedeen.......aniga waan imaan lahaa waxaan la sheekaysan lahaa sadax qof

    nuur

    sophist

    geel jire.... markaan nac nacda ka dhuuqo waa so baxla haa

     

    asxantu