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  1. bachelor brother u don't take NO for an answer huh ....is that wat u did to her after she said NO ....god help us all....mayiko maskax faluuq eey kugu ridee..maskiinah asxantu
  2. looooooooooool@madam juxa mama juxa does not approve any form of juq juq muluq muluq, miiq miiq (especially when it is against the love of her life, dawoco) so i was wondering if u approve of buluq buluq and falaq falaq......just asking :confused: Feebaro wants ta know asxantu
  3. Fear of commitment For the thrill of it He is not fulfilled Sabotage Revenge Because you let him Emotional escape Scorpian_sista IT'S MORE THAN SEVEN.. .i think as long as there is: Hally Perry (look alikes) Raula Sandhuub (look alikes) Dawoco Caqli (look alikes) Juxa Axuj (look alikes) Beyonce (look alikes).. ...Men will always Cheat.. I think Baashi said it best...it's in our nature ta fulfill our beastly urges....tell me this who like ta eat...Canjeelo with sokor iyo saliid errday...NO ONE....u need everything bagel toasted with butter some times....Sax Wala La'a....May be that's why ilaahey AFAR noogu baneeyey.....ALXAMDU LILAAH What was her name again? hhmm i believe the name is JEAN DOW ...some of yall know this ...some of yall don't ... asxantu
  4. hada hoodeen! I believe the question was...would u allow ur husband hav a female friend? feebaro ok i hav ta totally agree with kheyr on this one, what on earth will i be doing with another women that's not me wife. honestly wat would we talk bout politics,ecomony,lesbian issues,al qayda, or iraq. For the sake of arguement lets say, we did talk bout all those thing then wat.JIGGY JIGGY is wat nature is bound to take place no matter wat ... Kuwii nala shaqeey naayey ayaa meel naga mari la'a .....macadalaa kuwo aan friends la noqono oo dhabta iiga seexo ku oranaysa .... ps;feebaro i advice ya ta loose those female friends once u get married....they are nothing but trouble i tell ya asxantu
  5. looool@above baro dawoco caqli leeey gacaliso ..nin kaan feebaro la dhoho waxba yuuu ku waabsan......hala yaaabina wax yar waa qalqaali wiilka towards the gabdhaha....sheeko uu ii sheegay feebaro: This took place 1972...feebaro was NINE years old...when his mum n dad went ta KISMAAYO for thier wedding anniversity for one week...and left him with a baby sitter who was eightEEN year old Gal... so i yall can see the story is self explainatory...FEEBARO was molested by thaat baby sitter.....he was raped over n over again the whole one week(maskiin).....i guess yall can see now ..why FEEBARo is always so hostile when it comes to yall ladies ... don't blame him please....i think after all that's happened to him ..he really turned out OK.... Ps:i hav told yall this story, because i felt it was time, time ta let the truth out asxantu
  6. posted by Moti I would like to chat with the following poeple: 1.Omar Binu Khatab 2. Sayid muhamed adbulla hassan 3. Ghandy 4. Malcom X 5. Martin luther king 6. My grand father 7. My Grand mother 8. My uncle 9. My best friend (shoobaro) 10. A female Friend allaah Moti wat an hunour...alaaha ha ku sharfo waad i sharfteee.....but am alive ..u can come chat with me ..am not dead yet u silly beast :confused: ....why would ya say that...........(am i losing it) ps: i really wanna chat with u cute_gal ....i believe u and i would hav great chemistry tagether....am just wat u like babe ...A THUG WITH GOOD TABLE MANNERS ...so holla maa asxantu
  7. loooooooool darman walaahi waan ka cabsaday ur daaad.....ameeta bachan/ali dheere..lool...it's good thing....but if it was my dad it would hav been a different scenerio....mike tyson shyt i tell ya ..i dhon konow wat with my daad and EARS.. dude is obsessed..daaym am dead serious when i tell you this ...i freaking hate CARABS...period,fullstop :mad: :mad: if am cabd am cabdilaah only. asxantu
  8. alla RAULA xabiibti yaa xayaati am speachless waaaaw waan kaa cabsaday yarta..markaan is dhahay geed baa ku xirxaratay..ayaa kur ka kuleel iigu shubtay... anigana wanaag lee adi kuu wadaaa adigana sakiin lee ani igu wadaaa war yaraa isoo gaaray wajigaa ma fiicnee yaa hoosta kaa waaley u can't beat that babe.......ha ha ha ha asxantu
  9. hhmmmm sorry babe 5'4 is a bit tall for me......5'2 and under and i go bananaz..krazy thoughts go thru my head ...and i can't help it....too much info ..i know, i knwow ..sorry ps: baby gal don't worry height ain't nothing but a number....same difference....i think short gals hav alot going upstairs(confidence build up) ...heeey i tried asxantu
  10. remix aan sameeyay wax yar......lyricist in aan noqdo tumi aa iiga dhiman....xalay dhan feebaro aa i haayey because boolbaro aan cunay ( bur aan u maleeyey) .................... gacmahaaga xaada leh markaan markaan soo xusuustaba xanxan toodaye.. xabad yahay waxaa tahay xulashada haween koo xaqiiqdii mid kula mida ah wali lama xambaarineee. ha igu noqonin geel adag oo aan go'i kareenoo gacmo daali naayee isku maan ogay in aad arax igoysaa dakhriga tii daweeysaay adigaa gee damqaayee asxantu
  11. checkmate

    my fourth wife

    looooooooooooooooool@juxa sorry babe i was being shoobaro .......... asxantu
  12. caasheq baa igu ag baa ba'ay...am sad marka RAULA xabiibti ..i saw u with another guy @the ruwaayad last night :mad: ....marka am cawling it off....this is pianful for me...so i composed these lyrics for u ...enjoy danbi kaama galin duleed kaamaga tagin hablaha da'daada daandan sadayoo dibna hayga uma furin danbiga waxaa dhigay wadnahayga doqonkee kaa doortay dumarkoo aad daryeeli weeydee wali daacad kuu haysta haaatan dayradaadaa ku dadaalayaayoo imatiiri naysidee ogoow dumakaa badan waan kaa dar doorsaday dusha ha iga xaganin....so swim, swim in the ocean of luv asxantu
  13. Feebaro hada kahor baa hore loo yiri (hadal nin na si u yiri nin na si u qaaday) hadalkeeyga in uu suduxsudux kulo noqdo igama aheeyn ee waxay iga aheeyd in aan kuu geeraaro.... hooyaalayeey hoooyaalayeey hooyeey "war waxaa hurdo iga kacshay feebarooo waxaan iri gob xaalkeen maxaad galabta dooni" ...was that too deep ....inta kale waxaan ku soo daraa my next eposode ..aight ps:haye feebaro tooka daada waaye soo daa buraanbur kaaga asxantu
  14. checkmate

    my fourth wife

    maaan i thinks she talaal you bigtime cuz you are is loofis her too much.but i dhon konow whys she is wanting the furitaanka of the three xaasyaal...but i dhon understands whys the indho adeeg whys she wants to kala jajib the families....take it froms the shoobaro my sxb..the 4childrens will give u madax faluuq i konow thier father he name is ABUURAAS believes shoobaro sxb stop dhon guursi this one....but her sister cibaado cilmidhurwaa has no childrens and she is no indho adeeg and she hates furitaanka so go for she ....ok asxantu
  15. Feebaroow walaal waligay waxaan kuu heystay in aad tahay nin DIRAC ah laakin hadaan ogaaday in aad nin GORGORAD ah tahay....waxa qura oo aan ku waydiistay waxay aheyd in aad jamaal iiga gar qaado...cidna kuma waydiin in aad ugu soo afceliso...ha igu qasbin in aan ISKOOBE kuugu baroobeeeyo...wiji kaaki yahoow...maxaa ka waday waxaan... sxb shoobaro warkiisa ka bax. you and shoobaro are more wise than most people in here sxbyaal ....ma aanan jecleeysan sida aad ii faani neeyso....hada ka bacdi iwaydii kor ...wali waa noolahayee dey ... asxantu
  16. Moti my brother wait and see wat happens with this somali brother if he gets beheaded(godforbid) then da answer is NO NO and he doesn't then i gonna giv you a VCR and some courtens for this gal i know in kuwait PS: u siad NGO.. IT personel..for the AMERICANS or private IRAQI bizniz/company... asxantu
  17. lagabartaa lagabadshee miyeey ahayd talow... balo haa RAULA waa sax NO balo involved but i like the it when yall say that same maahmaah in SWIHALI (tumba in aanin nuuma shuuri yaako weewe) soo meey aheyn taloow NO balo PS: my swahili is lil rough around the edges...so pls forgive me .. asxantu
  18. wlc maama khadiijo ama firstlady ...how has life been treating u with out me?....i hav been miserable with out you......good ta see you Juxa maxaa wayee aflagaada aad ku wadid BOOLBARO...maskiinka wuu kaa xishoonaa..aniga uu iiga kaa soo dacwooday....marka wiilka wuu kaa yaryahay ee iska daa....walaalkiis weeyn FEEBARO waaye kan dhibka badan...SHOOBARO na waa wadaadka reerka maskiin is nacay...farta hadii afka loo galiyo xataa ma qaniin naayo kaas..ilaahey ma cadaabo maskiinkaas..... asxantu
  19. Madam juxa ama axuj...waa runtaa in aan nolasha isku duugu wax yar ayaa iiga dhiman...raula's wellbeing hadaan ka war qabin....maxaan ka war qabaa nolasheeda....far iyo cidi ayaan isku haayaa in aan timaha iska xiiro oo dharkana iska xooro oo aan karbaash jidka isla istaago....ee maxaaa ka tari... asxantu
  20. looool raula baby cakes ma u sheegaysid libaax sankataabte in aan aniga af soomaliga ku baray oo adigana aad af swahiliga i bartid... libaax sankataabte... weeewe u najua ke swahili...ME DON'T THINK SO....so friend SHUURI YAAKO ...i said it (big word) ...SHUURI YAAKO asxantu
  21. OG_Gal macaanto ...i don't hate u .....i neva hated u ....i hav NO reason wat so eva to hate u ....wat eva i hav disclosed in by previous post bout the GHOST WRITTER..was solely out of my observation...and any rational person who has read or reads ur post would conclude the same fact...so wat i hav said was the truth according to my little predated data storing little brain...other members might hav their own opinion...i wasn't trying to frame u or encourage the ADMIN to ban you....so my dear sweet sister practice wat u preach...and don't give things more than they deserve... asxantu
  22. posted by johhny pravo LST ... correct me if i´m WRONG .. what u r sayin is OG_GIRL flooded SOL .. with all respect bro but that triggers a disoriented " WHAUUT" ?, the almost computer illiterate OG_GIRL , the beloved loyal memmebr of SOL has suddenly decided to flood da site and FEW nomad nreds repport it to the ADMIN . hmmmmmmm , this equation dosen´t just WORK for me , what am i missing ?.. or is it as Curly_SUE said a comical fable [/]? with all due respect johhny i think u hav misunderstood where the ADMIN was coming from.....ur are right bout one thing thou...the OG-gal that u and i knew that was computer illiterate and loyal member of SOL wasn't the person that was debating on this topic...and that is a violation to the GOLDEN RULES of this website...so that would explain why the ADMIN needs ta take action....I n kheyr hav always had a hunch of a (ghost writter) and we brought up at times in other posts...so it was Bound to happen...she was gonna get caught sooner or late...it just so happens that she got caught now....other wise it wouldn't have a difference to none of u.... ps: this is NOT a tournament of ( WAXAAN SHEEGAY SHEEG)....wats done is done...so lets end all our speculations...and see where this debate lands asxantu
  23. allaaaaaaaaah my xabiibti has been sick all this time...macaanto ilaahey haku caafiyo...maxaan kuu keena Wax qaboow ama Wax kuleel...ooh i got it ...mixture of Green Tea n Earl Grey is on the way baby cakes...DHL aan kuu soo dhigay hada.....ilaahayoo raula caafimaad ii sii yaa rab...aaaamiiin ps: johhny pravo she is my one n only IDOL asxantu
  24. posted by Darman BTW.. I am only proud of my achievements, not another person’s… even if he is my own cosine… Ya feel me.. ooow i feel ya......but but am the type of guy who is proud of my achievments and the achievments of my family and friends...and ur cousin tooo...cuz if i ur NOT happy for others...wat does that make u...SHELLFISH may be ....now do u feeeeeel meh...... JUXA sorry baby gal i know i promised...but let it slip n slide this time..aight....BIG MAC ON UR FORHEAD asxantu
  25. posted by jamaal 1 - Saddex waa rag 1a. Ninkii akhriya murtidaad qortey waa rag 1e. Ninkii taadoo kalena qora waa rag-karooni 1i, Ninkiise aan qori-karinna waa runtis, jamaaloow waa in aan gogol kuu dhiganaa...maxaad ka waday arinka kore oo BOLDka aan ka dhigay....BAASHI IYO FEEBARO waad u jeediin in uu jamaal meel nooga dhacay..ee nooga xaal qaada FEEBARO halkaan waxaa iiga muuqata in aad tahay nin abwaan ah, wax garad ah oo rag yaqaan ka sii ah... Cakuye buuraha Xargaaga Nin duulahayay dabraan Nin xiimahayay xiraan Bal naagtaas barida daya Bal buluqbuluqdeeda daya Fankiyo bawdada bal daya Boolcaddahay sidatana bal daya alla tan waxaan ku maqli jiray XAMAR cadeey.... asxantu