NGONGE

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  1. ^^ You replied more than three times to this topic merely to state the obvious? How obtuse!
  2. ^^ In that case, you deserve to be occupied. Animals with no brains need to be led and controlled.
  3. Hi Ibti. Run as much as you like for now my dear. For when you're married to my brother, you will not be running no more.
  4. Why cloud nine, Lily? I smoked my shiisha but I still have a blinding headache. Maybe I'm dying!
  5. I need some shiisha today. What is the strongest xalaal drug outthere? Coffee?
  6. Originally posted by LayZie G.: ^what party do you support? ARe u a fellow tory yourself as the Marcas, or you vote with the majority of the somalida? I wonder if Ngonge is a tory, that would be something. I am an issues man and go with the party that serves my interests. In this case, I'm a die-hard Ken supporter. Boris is a snob and a buffon. The Tories have lost their way after Mrs T. But you and I are on the same team when it comes to the American candidates. Mrs C all the way says I.
  7. ^^ You set them up and I'll shoot, saaxib.
  8. ^^ Inter could have won both legs but they have a really rubbish manager. The man is really not fit to manage that team. Did you see how long it took him to use any subs (in both games)? Plus, it was clear that the player who got sent off was worked up and ready to make wreckless tackles from the first minute. Why did he not sub him after the yellow card? Why did he keep the former Arsenal captain on? It was clear he was past his best. Why did he only move Zenetti back to that position after the sending off? It was clear he had more influence there than his former place before the sending off! It really surprises me that Inter are dominating Italy with such a manager. Anyway, my prediction remains. Lets hope for Grant's boys next. They always bring us luck.
  9. ^^ You're bloody paranoid, that's what you are. Paranoid!
  10. ^^ You see where this is heading, don't you? The man may be from your clan but your clan practices icky customs.
  11. ^^ That's worth a topic of its own, saaxib. Does being equal in the sight of Allah mean we should be equal in the sight of each other? Discuss. North, They have a rotten habit of pronouncing the 'J' in that name as a 'Y'. But the name is written with a 'J' in Arabic and read with a 'J' too. It means 'immortal'. GJ, Just for you: عيشي بلادي عاش اتحاد اماراتنا, عشت لشعب دينه الاسلام, وحيه القران, حصنتك باسم الله يا وطن
  12. Sheikh Mohammad Bin Rashid Al Maktoum is a very interesting man. But I doubt this one is his idea alone. I am, of course, merely speculating here but nonetheless, I believe this to be the idea of one of his sons. The Sheikh has two grown up sons that he constantly attempts to shove into the spotlight. The first, his eldest, has the nickname of Faza' (or Fazac) in Somali. He's an accomplished poet, horse rider and administrator. Unlike many that were born with a golden spoon in their mouths, he does not sit on his laurels and enjoy counting his father's money. Rather, he tirelessly seeks new projects to involve himself in and new ideas to advance his father's vision for Dubai. The father grew up during the height of Arab Nationalism and Nasser's Egypt. He was spoon fed the ideas of Arab Unity and the rather debatable belief that they're the best on god's earth. Therefore, it seems that the man's first and only goal for the past forty years has been one of turning himself and his city into the supreme Arab leader/city. In addition, he seems to have adopted the ancient Arab ideas of what royalty and leadership should look like! He's a poet, a horse rider and is said to know the quran by heart. Both his sons have been encouraged to follow the same path. He spent the past forty years telling whoever would bother listen to him about his vision for the Arab and Islamic world. He spoke about creating a city in Dubai that would rival any city in the world or in history. He kept on emphasising his thirst for excellence back when Dubai was a simple city in the desert. Yet, today, it's a city known all over the world and many of his ideas and dreams have become reality! Over twenty five years ago, he argued that if the Arab world wanted to rise again and challenge the Western world it will have to work on its economy and use its money (and natural resources) as a weapon. He had a saying about politics being a cart and economy being a horse! In order to advance, he reasoned, the cart should be put before the horse. The man's ego is exceptional, narcissism unparalleled and capacity for work inimitable. Many of his projects and ideas are, at best, naff. Many of his actions controversial and (right now) his authority as an international political figure is nonexistent. Yet, the naff projects, crazy ideas and wistful dreams are testament to the man's good intentions and plan to advance the Arab (and Muslim) world. His new buzz word these days is Excellence! This is why he recently invited the Egyptian football team to Dubai and rewarded them for winning the African Cup of Nations. He did the same when Iraq won the Asian equivalent. He also created several competitions to reward Arab scientists, poets, writers and businessmen. In addition, the Holy Quran competition that is held in Dubai during the month of Ramadan will enter its eleventh year this coming Ramadan. The number of participants will be bigger than ever and the rewards they'll get (earthly of course) from taking part will probably go much further than their own pockets (surely a kid living in a remote village in Chad and winning ten thousand dollars as a result of taking part in such a competition will not only benefit from such money but his entire village would). The idea of creating a Museum for the Prophet (csw) makes perfect sense. In fact, it's a clever move by the government of Dubai. On the one hand, it is showing the Muslim world that it cares about the Prophet (csw) and on the other hand it is sticking two fingers up at the rest of the world and those that choose to insult the Prophet of Islam. However, rather than doing it by rioting, insulting and issuing empty threats, it chose to patronise those that insult the prophet by implying they're ignorant and are in need of educating. With Dubai's current reputation and the world's interest in all that takes place in that tiny emirate, they more than know that such news will be spread far and wide. If the museum helps to educate non-Muslims about the life and history of our Prophet, well and good. If it does not, the message will still not be lost on such people. Now let me go back to the Sheik's sons. I choose to give the background information first before talking about his second son and the one that announced the idea of the museum. The son is called Sheik Majed. Unlike his brother who is known for being a bit of a playboy and is adored by many girls in the Gulf (not just the UAE), this one is more religious and visibly devout. He looks humble, acts humble and surrounds himself with pious people. I seriously have a strong feeling that it is he that convinced his father to go ahead with this idea (not that the father needs much convincing). All in all, Dubai's case and vision is not about looking outwards (to the West) but rather inwards (to the Arab and Muslim world). Their goal is to eventually lead these worlds in the manner of Umayyad Damascus, Abbasid Baghdad and Ottoman Istanbul! Could they do it? Well, they argue that people once told them that they can't build an island in the Sea! ps Does my bias look big in this?
  13. ^^ Why do you think it's haram?
  14. ^^ Dee kabax walaal. I'm teasing that cynical lady. I've read my fair share of 'holiday' books. Have no problem with them. (hopes CL has gone to bed).
  15. Spadez, Long time no see, saaxib. I read your exchanges on this thread and thought about telling you an old Arab folktale. It is said that two friends (Ali and Abdullah) were strolling in the desert one day when they suddenly saw a creature under a tree in the distance. Ali: Look Abdullah, there is a lovely dove under that tree. Abdullah: it's not a dove. In fact, it's not even a bird. It's a she-goat. Ali: are you serious? It really looks like a dove to me. Abdullah: no it's not. It's a she-goat. Ali: we're getting closer to the tree and I could swear I can see a dove under it, not a she-goat. Abdullah (with total arrogance): you are blind my friend, it IS a she-goat. The two men got closer to the tree and Ali threw a stone towards it. The dove flew away! Ali: see? See? See? I told you it was a dove. It just flew away! Abdullah: hmmm! Even if it flies it is still a she-goat, my friend. -------------- JB says he was there when that city was bombed, maybe we should ask him if he saw any flying goats.
  16. Originally posted by cynical lady: Must you be the grumpy old man… I was being helpful, woman. :mad: At any rate, that's a better thread than this one. Hardly any 'self' help books and microwave novels in there.
  17. ^^ Is it natural hair or from Korea?
  18. ^^ Don't bother. It's a long rant about Somalis sharing the same blood, traditions and history. The same dreamy stuff that has been argued for the past seventeen years! It also follows the same pattern. They start with an emotional appeal about being brothers then move to veiled ridicule and finally end it with a bit of fortune-telling! If this article was written on the 17th of May 1991, one would have been moved a bit, tempted a little and maybe swayed a touch! But it was not written back then. Amazingly for someone so articulate and reasonable, this nonsense was written THIS month! You would have thought the brother would know a dead horse when he's seen one.
  19. ^^ It's not as bad as you make it sound. Just a bit of wind and rain! Actually, looking out of my window now, it's all nice and calm. The sun is out too!
  20. ^^ Ibti is already engaged to my younger brother. Go look for someone else to throw your leftovers at, woman.