^^ Done.

Prom, Shame on you putting your name to such a shabby piece of writing. Shame on Hiiran online.

Go on. Anything to keep me going.

My computer at work had a virus. The IT department could not fix it ( ) and gave me a stand alone with only net connection. I've been doing nothing but surfing the net for the whole of this week. Talk to me, people.

^^ Badow baad tahay. I was trying to help you there and take away some of the heat.

Err..excuse me Somali people, this thread is about the Republic of Somaliland welcoming the UN move.

Originally posted by cynical lady: ”here had been questions about whether he met the residency requirements.” Silly people- how about if his fit or competent for that matter to run as a president? I find it shocking that people are willing to vote for this man on the basis of his popularity and not whether he has the qualifications or experience to run for office. He should just do us a favor and remove himself from the election. Joke iyo nus. Now you're getting emotional, dear. People almost ALWAYS vote on the basis of popularity. Wax fahan.

^^ I am convinced that Ibti and nuune are some sort of secret agents. Sii soco, soo soco.

^^ They want to be like George Orwell, Che Guevara iyo oday reerihiina who once went to fight with the Sayid.

Gonzalez was a pockfaced, pale skinned and sickly young man. He lived in a small mountainous town in deepest Bolivia. As a kid and due to his general appearance, his cleverness and obvious timidity, Gonzalez relentlessly got bullied by the bad boys at school. As he grew up, he found that people always looked down on him and attempted to oppress him at every turn. Gonzalez was a classic grudge holder and could easily (and vividly) recall every single occasion when he was treated badly or unjustly. Thus, young Gonzalez spent his entire life daydreaming about revenge and, in typical South American style, of the day all the wrongs shall be righted. He read about the histories of revolutions, the heroes of armed struggles, Franko's Spanish dictatorship and how thousands of volunteers from other countries flooded into Spain to aid the rebels. He studied Che's biography, Castro's childhood and the Afghani Mujahedeen's struggle against the invading Soviet regime. This knowledge has made him realise that it wasn't just Pedro (the school bully) who needed to be confronted and defeated, Pedro was merely a seahorse in an ocean of oppression. He knew that for one aiming to end all kinds of oppression he needed to tackle the whales and sharks of that ocean. Gonzalez thought about creating a movement to fight America but he soon remembered that there are many movements and countries in the world who are already opposed to and challenging America. What could young Gonzalez do that Iran, North Korea, Venezuela, Russia and even China could not do? America will have to be dealt with by someone else. He thought about fighting the Russians and helping the people of Georgia stand up to the bullying bear. However, he again realised that Russia has it's own dissenters and those fighting to bring it down to its knees. Russia was not a battle he should waste time on. He thought of China and the poor people of Tibet, Taiwan and various other provinces. Yet, again, China is already being attacked and criticised by almost everyone from Greenland to Google. China must wait. A true revolutionary much select an obscure cause, one where the chances of success are very remote and those of failure overwhelming. This is why Gonzalez felt seduced by the idea of joining The Lord's Resistance Army in Africa. What strengthened his resolve even more was that, as a devout catholic, he would be fighting in the name of his faith and this must surely please god. However, once Gonzalez discussed the idea with father Juan (the local priest) and was reminded of the old hated Jesuits and Conquistadores, he soon changed his mind about the lord's resistance army. Gonzalez hated all forms of bullying and made it his business to read every newspaper, every web portal and watch every news show for reports of bullying around the world. Like Dickens' Madam De Farge, he was collecting the names of the oppressors (or at least their locations) for the day when the world revolution comes and these animals are tried for their crimes against humanity. This is when he came across the news about Somali pirates and swore at his television screen as he listened to a report about an abducted elderly English couple. Hijo de un océano! Estúpido Pirata! Gonzalez followed all the news about the Somali pirates and his hatred for them grew stronger. Their blatant acts of piracy reminded him of the days Pedro used to rob him of his dinner money. This piracy was unfair, this wrong must be corrected, why is the world not doing anything about it? One day, as he read about the land the pirates come from he stumbled upon a UN report accusing the president of PL of being the pirate mastermind and of benefiting from the proceeds of piracy. Here was the new Franco. This was another Saddam. This is the king of the post-modern opresores! Gonzalez realised there and then that this Faroole (his name conveniently started with F, like Franco) needed to be stopped and that the pirates must be eliminated. He searched the net for maps, black market weapons and rebel group strategies for fighting oppressive states. Gonzalez was going to emulate Rambo and go single-handedly fight the pirates and their dictatorial leader. But, just as he was searching for all this he came across a report about a rebel group in the mountains of PL who were opposed to Faroole and his gang of pirates. Gonzalez was overjoyed! These were his hermanos in the fight for freedom. Their leader, Atom. Gonzalez packed his bags and made his way to PL. With the help of bribery and some South American charm he managed to sneak his way into the mighty mountains of Galgala. To his great delight, he arrived on the day that the evil army of Faroole was besieging the town and laying waste to all it's farms. Gonzalez could not control his mounting anger. His brothers were losing the fight and quickly fleeing to the mountains. Faroole was going to win, again. So, Gonzalez picked a gun that a fleeing rebel had discarded, he aimed it at the head of a PL soldier and fired. One Pedro fell to the floor, then another and then yet another. Gonzalez was taking out Pedros as if they were a line of domino. Suddenly, Gonzalez felt a pinch on his left shoulder. He looked across to see that it was bleeding. He tried to stem the blood flow when he felt another pinch on his left leg. He fell to the ground. He tried to keep his gun up and carry on shooting but the bullets kept falling at him like rain. Just as the endless darkness was about to engulf him, Gonzalez looked up to see a line of Pedros coming towards him from behind a sea of hungry bullets. He shouted VIVA ATOM and died. The PL government has announced the total defeat of the Atom troops and has been parading the body of an Arab looking young man that they accuse of being a member of Al Shabab. Father Juan has not heard the news yet.

^^ Larla, what have I done now? Only if he gives it to the masakiin of H town. What would a man that eats camel meat for breakfast need money for?

Lacag? Oo ma dahabshiil ayaa goriga Faheema maanta tegeya?

Do I get to choose what to send or am I going to get a PM? If they'll stop by, I'll send.

Not qof walba, only Somalis. They are not normal dee.

Originally posted by N.O.R.F: ^ Ngonge, odeygu ma bosition buu kuu diidey waakusidee? Bax warya! This is a democracy and I have every right to criticise distasteful images. Sheikh Sharif needs soldiers standing behind him when he's in offices not a democratically elected president. Wax fahan.

NoN needs another job. Preferably one with few women colleagues. Talking of arguments, I started an argument with someone for no reason at all the other day. Was sitting in a coffee shop with a group of people when some guy (that I don't know) walked in, looked down at me (for no reason at all) and then looked away, raised his hand lazily towards us and said "Wa la idin salaamay" then sat down at an adjoining table breathing heavily from his nose and looking like an annoyed child that was forced to eat his greens. The rest answered his greeting with the usual automatic reply but I couldn't help feeling vexed at his haughty attitude. So I said: Me: Yaa na salaamay? Him (looking surprised): Yaa? Me: Wa la idin salaamay ayaad tedhi, dee ya na salaamay? Him: Dee aniga! Me: Adiga iyo? Him: Yaa? Me (taking a deep breath and raising my voice as if talking to a deaf person): Waxan ku edhi, adiga iyo? Him: Eeen, dee aniga kaliya. Adigu dadka salaanta kama qaadid miya? Me: Maya waan ka qaada, lakin waa marka ay toos ii salaaman. Him (getting irritated and talking to the crowd): Arr waxan muxuu ka hadlayaa? Me: Miyaad cadhooteen? Him: Eeen..Yaa? Aniga iyo? Me: Waa soaashaan marki ku waydiiyaay! Him: War f#**# Off! Me: Ahahaha..war ninko wuu cadhoodhay. Bes, bes, sorry saaxib. Jin baa igu jira oo dadka igu dira. Na saamax, saaxib. Salaanta na, waan kaa qaadnay. Him: #@&**#@ Of course, I spent the next ten minutes arguing with my companions about this. They were on his side and believed I was a sensitive Arab for taking offence at his attitude and deliberately choosing to irritate him. We parted with the agreement that from now on, nafar nafar ban salaanta ka qaada, kooxaha na salaan kama qaadayo hadaanan wada arag.

^^ War Odaygo total make over ayuu o bahanahay. Horta safaarigan xun waa in uu iska tuuro (wuxu ma Faroole ba? ). Ta la baad, wa in o amar bixiyo, marka sawiro laga qaado in aan ay askarta meesha ka muuqan. Even better, secret service ha ka wada dhigo and put them in suits instead of this army nonesense. Riyaale waxan miyaa lago arki jiray?

It is a supposedly democratic country, not a dictatorship. Somebody needs to remind Siilaanyo of that fact and tell him to keep the soldiers out of his meetings. What is he worried about, a suicidal minster?

^^ It's not limited to PL, I agree. Somaliland.org is more partisan and senseless (and it supports Siilaanyo). But I am a dhaqanclis (is the recent popular charge goes) and I can't help applying that old English policy of fair play. Therefore, even Siilaanyo will be mocked should his sons dare to write such nonesense.

^^ Cech forgot how to be a goalkeeper ever since Hunt kicked his head in, saaxib. Pepe Reina is miles better. P.S. Hart only played two games and one training session ninyaho. Too early to say if he's even in the top fifty in the world.

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^^ OOOooh ridicule? I like, I like. I would have been offended had you tried to defend that piece of nonsense. At least you have more guile than those writing the G online "editorials".

^^ Was that rubbish really on Garoweonline? It is the worst editorial I ever read. The language used is childish and the messages are badly disguised. No I think YOU should send them an e-mail telling them to get their act together. War bal look at this nonsense: These men wrap their faces with cloths and hide behind veils in order to commit all types of atrocities and crimes against humanity, such as: the unprecedented massacre of Somali medical graduates and their families at Shamo Hotel bombing in Mogadishu in Dec. 2009, and more recently, the 2010 World Cup viewers who blown to smithereens in Kampala, Uganda. Smithereens? Simithereens? How very casual. Take Mogadishu, for example. During the term of Transitional Federal Government (TFG) President Abdullahi Yusuf, Mogadishu's dominant ****** clan-family spent all available resources to fight President Yusuf and his Ethiopian allies. At the time, Al Shabaab consisted of a few hundred guerrilla fighters who controlled very little territory and excelled at hit-and-run-to-your-mother's-house attacks. Mogadishu's clan-centric media organizations are primarily responsible for giving unlimited airtime to Al Shabaab terrorists who played into the common fear among Somalis of an "Ethiopian colonization of Somalia." Mogadishu's media organizations, like much of the city's population, simply opposed President Yusuf because he represented the same Somalis they massacred, raped and pillaged in 1991: the ***** clan-family, of former Somali President Mohamed Siad Barre. Trying to catch two birds with a badly written piece! Ironically, today's TFG President, a ****** clansman and suspected Al Shabaab sympathizer named Sheikh Sharif Ahmed, sits on Gen. Barre's presidential seat that was restored for the first time since President Barre's departure by a fellow ***** clansman: President Yusuf from Puntland. Suspected sympathiser? Who, the guy who needs a tank every time he leaves his villa? (Awful way to sow seeds of doubt). Since Sheikh Sharif's ascendance to the TFG Presidency, Al Shabaab has not only gained momentum, they actually control more territory for a longer period of time than did the six-month rule of the now-defunct Islamic Courts Union (ICU). The West's mistaken approach to deal with this terrorist threat has been to train 2,000 "Somali" soldiers in Uganda to help form the core of the TFG army. We write the name "Somali" in quotations due to the Mogadishu-centric nature of the TFG recruits currently receiving military training in Uganda with European Union instructors. At home, the TFG remains unable to provide salary payments to its troops – forget anything else. Are we surprised then, that a majority of the TFG recruits trained aboard come back to Mogadishu only to join terrorist groups like Al Shabaab? You have your soldiers and we demand to have money for ours. Long live (federal) Somalia.

Aaah, the tender age of 28! Warya Jacaylbaro, remember the tender age of twenty eight? Mise wali maad gaarin? Fully agree with the sentiment but been rubbed the wrong way by the delivery.

From what site did you get the stuff in your first three posts, Duke? Please tell me so that I never visit it.