I have a feeling that missing SOLERS are going to come back today. I wonder who it will be!

I went to London Zoo the other week and almost caused a riot in the reptile house (wasn't my fault). It was brave of me to go in that wretched place to start with buw what was even braver was my attempts to touch the snakes through the glass. Everything was going fine and I was getting over my phobia. In fact, I managed to relax long enough to grunt the words "yes" and "big snake" to my son as he kept asking questions about the ugly things. But, then, some silly French woman who was standing next to us, decided to jump and scream claiming that something crawled up her leg, I jumped higher and screamed louder. I had nightmares about it for three days in a row. Nacal surwaalak.

^^ CL, Che, GT & Hunguri are proper Pakis dee. I only dabble and pick up words from here and there. In fact, even you could understand my urdu. Here is one example: A man runs out from the kitchen with a blood soaked knife in his hand and shouts (with dramatic music and the like of course) "Murgi..Margiyaaa"..what is he talking about?

^^ Don't panic yaar, you didn't spit your paan all over the screen. Admin, I don't care what you do with the rest of the site. But can you please bring the "green man" and the signatures back. Sheikh nuune spent ten years telling us about his infamous lagdin and I don't think he should be let off the hook just yet.

The Zack, I'm going to to remind you of that post of yours when May comes.

** Starts to picture Nina with TATA oil dripping from her hair ** p.s. Juxa, I blame women because you are all mad. I think I'm going to start a topic about it now.

^^ I have no idea.

Do you want this to stop? EASY! Ban women from going to mosques. If we ban them from visiting the mosques for a period of ten years ( to be extended or shortened according to results) I believe that this whole movie will not happen. (on the other hand, and as I ALWAYS say, Somalis are an entire nation and proper nations must have all sorts of weird things). p.s. Jb, A Somali married to a Korean will probably give birth to a grey Hyndai!

^^^ Yaad o sheegaysa dee, ma Norf?

^^ He's been described as many things but 'rageedii' was usually not of them. War meeshan Bernie Grant ayaa ka maqaan, nin "laami" la yidhaahdo ayaay MP ka dhigeen and then they wonder why the police walk all over them.

^^ (I have no idea about eating signatures).

Val cooked a meal for more than two people? I bet the flour and pastery is still dangling from the walls and the kitchen looks like an elephant sneezed in it.

Norf, the two sides are no better than each other. One is a group of crazy latter day mullahs and other is a corrupt group of psudopoliticians who would struggle to organise a murqan session in a mafrash, never mind run an entire country. Death awaits the innocents no matter which side wins. p.s. Che & Val and your "white flag" discussion. I think you are missing a very obvious point about white flags. Want a hint? Zack wanted Che to raise one earlier.

^^^ Heh! a 52" TV would be a bit obvious. Crazy looters.

Norf that's a beautiful looking mosque. I wouldn't pray there either.

Yeah. Carroll looks fit and Downing might prove to be the buy of the season (still not too kean on Adam).

^^ Sabaak al noor. Any Somalis reported injured in these clashes? I heard a rumour that my old man was seen looting a pharmacy for hair dye.

War I'm here but it's hard to see the threads when the titles are all in red. My eyesight is not as good as it used to be.

I strongly beleive that all Somali women should be banned from mosques. I blame the bloody mullahs.

Riots are fun when you're young. Over analysing them isn't.

Thank god for that.

I'm loving the part where the neighbours talk about his wife 'delivering' every year.

^^ I know but that's too hard to prove. I was thinking about something along the lines of printing t shirts with the words "I was praying cisha when the Earthquake hit" or "Siilaanyo had beans for Suxur last night", etc, etc..

I feel uneasy about Somali women mechanics. Disgusting stuff.