^^ Hehehe..what's even more funny is that the man came back five years later and tried to get you into Germany (the security must be lax there). :D

^^ I have no idea what "gardarada goobtan ku keentay" means (in this context). But I feel that your demand of more women (though correct) may have forced people to vote for Ibti out of guilt. I don't mind Ibti to be honest. In fact, I LOVE Ibti (no, not in that way; more in "I hope she marries my brother" way) but I feel that nuune has done much more than her in SOL whilest she's been getting a Hargeisa suntan. Plus, nuune is an international Somali who gets on with EVERYONE. When nuune goes to Garowe, he comes back praising Garowe. When nuune goes to Hargeisa, he comes back praising Hargeisa (which is something that neither Jacaylbaro nor A&T did when they visited those places). If all Somalis were like nuune, we would be the best people in the world, and even the Jinn would love us. Vote nuune ya Juxa. Ibti is prettier but nuune keeps in contact more.

Juxa's plan is working perfectly. First she complained about the lack of women nominees and made the innocent feel guilty and start voting for Ibti in large numbers (she had three votes to Nuune's eleven). Now Juxa changed tack and is questioning Nuune's mental state (which will surely make any passerby - not the Xabashi one though - vote for the next Nomad with the possibility of winning). Oh look! Ibti has fifteen votes. Naga daaya dee.

Valenteenah.;761095 wrote: Is it necessary to post the images of pretty flag-clad girls to prove patriotism? Eye candy is ALWAYS necessary, you unpatriotic objector.

^^ Someone told her that they found a way to get her into Germany. Our Val is a clever girl and is making sure she goes there prepared. Morning all.

^^^ Waaxad la socotid ayaa iska yar (), iLoox miyanaad maqal?

^^ Bal yara o kaadi saaxib, Val is still in the nursery rheymes stage.

^^ It's ok. I got my answer from the other thread where you say your end goal is world peace. Qac baad tahay, adeer.

Caruurtayada Mediterraneankay ku dhintaan, kuwa Somalia na "gulf of aden" ayaay ku bakhtiyaan. Way duushay wale! Still, this sounds like bare faced extortion to me. We're telling the Europeans that our kids are fleeing to their lands because of a lack of jobs. Therefore, the only expected response from the European is to help create jobs in SL. Beats dying in the sea I suppose. Still, somebody (local perhaps) needs to point out the exedus the other way. The SL government should ban European based Somalilanders from getting jobs in the country (not unless they start their own business). You know, this would make a great election slogan. Who has Faisal's number?

^^ Go to Dubai, yaar. Speaking of Urdu, anyone know whatever happend to CL? Last time she posted on here she was helping with the famine relief.

^^ In Dubai everyone needs to know a little bit of Urdu, saaxib. It helps in getting you discounts when you're buying stuff. p.s. Adiga you proably speak better Tagalog though. Kumasta ho?

I wonder if Faheema has learnt to speak Urdu by now. Kolay she's better than Norf when it comes to languages. Oh, by the way Alpha, what language do you speak when in SL? Can't imagine you being too comfortable with Somali for some reason! Morning all.

Stuff and nonsense. Xiin deserves no apology nor does he expect one. Xiin is big and verbose enough to withstand and counter everything that I and A&T could throw at him. Plus, Carafaat, you need to go further back and check how the alliances in this place change. Xiin is a good cyber friend of mine who occasionally gets it right (for the record, he has not done so since June 2006 ). On the many occasions when his wrong opinions coincide with a bad week for A&T, the two join forces and attempt to take on all sensible, reasonable and correct people (such as myself). At other times, he would seek the support of the emotional nationalists (and, to be honest, it's not really hard to win the support of that dreamy lot; all you have to shout is "Somalia ha noolaato" and you'll get two dozen of them shouting back "ha noolaato" and telling you that they always thought you were a great man). Marka, like the Courts, Peace Caravan, Farole, SSC & the recent “invasions” Xiin is wrong in trusting his wayward “gut instinct” (for, with him, it has always been more gut instinct than actual analysis or deliberation). Still, forget Xiin and let’s talk about you Carafat. What’s your exchange rate warya?

xiinfaniin;760866 wrote: ^^If the emergence of Dabodheeg does not alarm you, and I don't know what will awoowe. Unless ofcourse you buy good NGONGE's 'anthing but alshabaab' nosnense Yet you have not been able to refute it nor come up with any (other) reasonable argument! Now give it a really good try and stop trying to flood the forum with endless news threads (the good Xaaji X ayaa taa ku filan). p.s. Zack, you remind me of the football games at school, saaxib. We used to share the good positions amongst ourselves and whoever was left at the end was asked to be the goalkeeper. The (aptly named in this instance) bigfoot community ma goalkeeper ayaay kaa dhigeen, saaxib? Iga badala dheh, ONLF baan doonaya dheh, Azania waa uuf iska dheh

الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام ولكن عبدي يريد مجن قات وفانتا...

^^ Posturing in this instance is not used in an offensive sense, guru. Think along the lines of A&T and Xiin's favourite passtime of "waabsi".

What an unfortunate sequence and combination of words. Sounds like you missed out in some banging office party, Jb. :D والأن, حان الموعد لنتحدث باللغة العربيه.

^^ I watched the game with Norf. War hadaaan fahmay ninko wuxu kubbada o baran waayay. Ileen wuu iska sheekeesta, ma dhaawado! Wale been man sheegin markan "bahasha dhaawo" ku laha.

Wararka laga helayo guriga Faroole ee uu ugu yeedho madaxtooyada... How childish!

Nuune Jinni told me that Juxa is most unhappy with the comments of both Malika & Alpha. Something about defemation and that couple's love of suing (not Alpha and Malika, the Maccans). Nuune's Jinni has left now but she also told me that Arsenal are going to win tonight (think I'll have a word with our resident Wali about this one). p.s. Juxa is off today, I think.

^^ You need at least 100 posts to become a Nomad. As for "reputations", I am in the mood to spread some love. Who should I give it to? (Ayoub does not qualify of course).

^^ Only you and that heavy-footed xabashi (Passerby) get this.

Sayid*Somal;760793 wrote: Abtigiis - sees xiin everywhere - even in a thread he posted about someone else. Ngonge - aa say kula tahay I disagree with him when it comes to the Guru, of course. I think he misread our cyber leader's posturing comments. But I fully agree with him when it comes to Xiin. It may have taken years of prodding and pinching, however, the Azania project finally flushed Xiin out. I mean have you noticed how many threads he starts per day ever since the Azania thing began? War he was never this prolific, not even in the heady days of the Caravan! Arrinto heer waxay gaadhay in o threads about A&T qoro!

^^ Have you not worked out Xiin's table of priorities, warya? It goes something like this: 1- The restoration of the Somali State as long as all the below conditions are met: a) No Somaliland b) No Foreign Troops c) A PL President or at least PM for the TFG d) Federalism 2- The restoration of the Somali State as long as some of the below conditions are met: a) NO Somaliland b) Yes to Foreign Troops as long as they’re not Ethiopian or Kenyan c) A PL President or at least PM for the TFG 3- The restoration of the Somali State as long as a few of the below conditions are met: a) No Somaliland b) Yes to Foreign Troops (including Ethiopian & Kenyan) as long as they go nowhere near Kismaayo c) A PL President or at least PM for the TFG 4- The restoration of the Somali State as long as a couple of the below conditions are met: a) No Somaliland b) If SL is recognised so should PL c) A PL President or at least PM for the TFG

^^ War the Hargeisa bridge is not high enough. It'll only break his legs, not his damn neck.