Yaa naas. Mosh macqool. Mostaxeel. I qabta yanaan Qardho gubin. Tuuga xun reerihii ayuu "bulls" ku sheegay! Juxaay, ninkan ma iga celin mise London baan guba? I'll give you until tomorrow afternoon to extract an apology from the Qardho qashiin.

^^ Sheekado hadal ba o may bahaneen ninyo. Ma dhuxul, tobaako iyo afar qoraarado ba shaqa o baahan dee? Arrinta waxaad ka dhigaysa sida qof dahabshiil sharako la galaya dee. War naga daa dee, you have the resturant already and have the staff. All you need are the shiisha's. Wax fahan. p.s. I'm tempted to visit this easter (after passing by Norf and pestering him as usual). Hope you'll have it ready by then (though I quit smoking of course). Heh.

^^ I told him this in 2009. He would have made himself a tidy profit in the summer by charging a tourist rate. He can still do it. Norf, this is SL ya tacbaaan. Who in his right mind would want to sit indoors? Salaam Malika.

^^ You're late. I told you this last time and suggested that you convince your "crazy" friend to do it (Summertime would have been history ninyaho). Anyway, if you start now you'll be fully functional by summer.

Abdulaziz Al-Mutairi is a retard to rival the finest of NSUM or that Shamsueldin fellow. Awful awful stuff.

^^ Heh! Wax waalan baad tahay. Fowler would have scored it too but that's not how the world works warya (ifs and buts). Suarez also missed chances that Maxi would have scored. War talk sense dee (and Carroll actually did well).

Warka? Waxa la yedhi; Sayid gabay ma xado, wuu amaahdaa uun. Juxa, now I see why you love your in laws from a distance, waa qaxar fooqal qaxar yaakhi.

^^ That's what Ibramovich thought when he sacked all those Chelsea managers and kept on spending millions on players that don't fit into his team structure. Roman, waaxid. It is actually NOT obvious where we are failing (well apart from not scoring of course). If Carroll plays or does not play we're still not scoring, ninyaho. But, becaus of his price, people are trying to blame Carroll for us not scoring the goals (we are playing great football otherwise). p.s. Carroll is doing all the right things and is there to miss the chances. Sooner or later they'll start to go in for him. Wax fahan.

^^ Warya, Juxa tells me that you have upgraded yourself lately (from stealing gabay to song lyrics). Ma run ba? Dumaashida had the weight of the world on her shoulders and I'm telling her to cheer up. Miyaan caayay dee!

^^ Already? Morning to you and Juxa (cheer up woman).

^^ The big "lump" played well warya. Adigo you're one of those local radio callers who complain about everything, man. Rafa was rubbish, Dalglish is playing guys to justify their price tag, etc, etc..Do you ever stop complaining ninyaho? Apart from the Spurs game, I really can't recall one single game where we did not dominate the opposition and played brilliant football. But it's football after all, you win some and lose some. Fix up. p.s. Man U fan, ha o bixin ban ku edhi; our luck will turn and we'll climb that table (one defeat in 11 is not too bad by the way).

^^ I'ts 'adeer', it's always been 'adeer'. At no point in time has it ever been 'atheer'. I blame Castro (the Somali SOL member) for this corruption fo the word. Morning by the way (and juxa).

Alpha Blondy;763468 wrote: very snide behavior from NG. condescending too! Ma aniga? Hmm..waayahay, bal adigo siday kula tahay?

What the man believes does not really matter here. He is (or rather should be) a tool for the Somali people to use in order that they improve their lot in that state. Once they reach the stage where there are five or six Somalis elected to the senate, they can have the luxury of choosing a guy that tells the truth or one that hates homosexuals or whatever. Though it makes me feel dirty to agree with Duke on anything, I would have actually voted for this Noor guy had I lived in that area (luckily, Allah spared me such hardship).

^^ Dee I thought I was being polite. Maxaan ka ogahay ninko in oo ii faano doonayay! p.s. Caano-Geel is xareef when it comes to maps and aerial pictures of Somali cities; anything else that he does or says ha ka qorin, saaxib.

^^ Not over until the fat lady sings, adeer. When Van P gets injured will Arsenal keep on winning? Does Chelsea look like they can keep it up for an entire season? Will your beloved United win anything with that midfield? Won't Spurs have their usual 'bad moment'? War don't hurry with your obituary just yet, this is going to be a long hard season. Yet another game where we dominate but lose by a sucker punch. Our luck is sure to turn and when it does..oh when it does.. p.s. The Zack, is QPR a small team? Tuujiye, Lucas has been our BEST player this season ninyaho. Of course we missed him and will miss him while he's away. The entire team has to adjust the way it plays now. But we will and we'll finish above Chelsea. Taa anaa kuu huba, saaxib.

Stoic, play it safe and call her 'hoyo'. Though I personally just stick with the eedo part.

Wattaaa! Weerar bila sabab ayaay bilowday. Warya, JB, waan ku salaamay saaxib. Hope all is well in H Town. p.s. How come nobody posted much today? Where is everyone?

He said: Did you see what’s happening with the Arabs? I said: Yes, it’s quite a revolution. He said: it’s crazy. I said: They had no choice. It’s all to do with those oppressive dictators and how they ruined those countries.... His eyes glazed over and he started looking into the middle distance as I carried on rambling. A minute later..... He said: This world recession is not going away. I said: What? He said: The recession, it’s been three years now and it’s not improving. I said: Yes. Seems to take place in slow motion and every time we think it stopped it starts with a new country. Ireland, Iceland, Greece, etc. His eyes glazed over and he started looking into the middle distance again, as I carried on rambling about Adam Smith, economic theory and capitalism. He said: Kenya & Ethiopia have invaded Somalia! I said: Yeah, I heard. Sad news but it’ll probably help get rid of Al Shabab. He said: No real fighting has taken place yet. I said: Yes, I know. That makes no sense. His eyes glazed over and he started looking into the middle distance again, as I sat quietly waiting for him to speak. He said: They started a football tournament in Somaliland. I was tired of these pointless conversations and knew that this new one will end like all the others. So, I decided to kill it from the start and said: Really, what is it about and what are your thoughts on it? He said: It’s a tournament that involves all the SL regions and they are divided into two groups and this is the first time such a tournament takes place in the country since 19 something or other and level of play is of premier league standards, etc, etc, etc.. If only I asked "maxay kula tahay" from the start.

Showqi;761990 wrote: Ngonge, I never heard of a mother using the word Walaal to call her son, unless the mother is 9 years old:D Normally mothers use the word Hooyo. Laakiin wey jiraan rag xaaskooda ugu yeedha Walaal. Waxaa kuwaas u fiicnaan lahayd in ay isticmalaan ereyga Gacaliso, ama Macaaneey. This is the advantage that my handicap Somali has over yours, Showqi. Aniga khasab ayaay igu tahay in aan o fiirsado hadalada o dhan, adiga "auto pilot" ayaad ku jirta oo "mistakes" badan ayaa ku dhaafa. Such as mothers calling their sons "walaal". I have seen it so many times, ninyaho. Dee waa sida tii ninka gabadh Layla la yidhaahdo guursaday markaaso is ilaaway oo qof walba 'Laylaay' ugu yeedhay. It's force of habit rather than her meaning to call him walaal. Wax fahma.

I really hope he wins so that LST removes that abomination from the top of the site.

Went to 'Winter Wonderland' in Hyde Park this lunch time. I got on the big wheel when I got a phone call from someone. "Xagaad joogta" they said. "Cirka" I happily replied. They hung up in anger! Heh.

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^^ I don't know everything, saaxib. I only know that Sayid has a history of gabay-stealing.

Eesh cala! Sayid found a new gabay website.