NGONGE

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  1. ^^ You think? Hadaanad hubin, maxaad la faanaysa?
  2. ^^ Hadaan kuu sheego, waxaad odhan "google baad ka keentay". Naga daa dee, every Burcaawi talks about its little alleyways. (Salaam all).
  3. Is this still going on? What else have your insiders told you, A&T?
  4. NGONGE

    KABTA ROG!

    “kabta rog” he said “why?” “dee waa danbi” “yaa yedhi?” “culamada” “ ma hubta?” “maya” “hadaba inagada waxba ma rogayno” “war iska rog ajar baad ku qaadi” “sootaad igu tedhi in aanad hubin?” “war waa dhaqanka Somalida” “wuxu ma diin ba mise waa dhaqan?” “waa diin iyo dhaqan” “ma idinka samaystay?” “ninyaho waad hadal badantahay. Dadkaaga dhinac ka raac” “dee ma waali baan ku raaca iyo kab la rogay?” “haaa, dadko mucaaridka way necebheen” “marka, kabtan xun ma iska roga?” “haa, waa bani aadnimo dee” “oo waxaan mooday in aad tedhi waa dhaqan iyo diin” “war waa dhaqan, diin, bani adanimo iyo wax walba ay dadko isku raacan, bahasha naga rog intaanay cidi na arkin” “oo haday na arkaan maxa dhici laaha? War kabtan xun ma aniga laha?” “maya, lakin waad hor taagantahay” “marka ma inaan danbigiida qaato?” “soo maad diidin in aad rogtid?” “xita hadaan diiday, maxa danbiga aniga la ii saari laha? Adiga maxay kuu qabsan waayeen?” “anigu waan rogi laha” “dee waa tan ku hor taala, maad rogtid” “adiga o dhaw” “ma ka ag dhaqaaqa?” “dhib jeclid ninyaho! Wakhtigay kaa qaadan laheed inaad ka ag dhaqaaqdid ayaa ka badan kan aad ku rogi laheed” “hada ma kab baan manta o dhan ku murmayna?” “muran muu jiri laheen hadaad iska rogi laheed” “arr naga tag, waxba ma rogayno” “dee bani adan ma tehid” “qofko ma kaba aan la rogin ayuu bani adan ku noqda?” “haa! Bani adanimado kabahay ka bilowda. Miyanaad arg dadko markay qof nacaan siday kabo ku tuuran? Kii ciraaqiga Bush kab ku tuuray miyaanad xasuusan? Bush xoolow aha! Xoolaha iyo bani adanka kabaha lago garta. Waliga ma argtay dameer kabo xidhan?” “arr ma kabtan xun ayaa ila bush nagaadhsiisay?” “maya, fikirkaaga xun ayaa bartan na dhigay” “oo anigu maxaan sameeyay o khalad ah?” “dee so mad diidin in aad kabta rogtid? Akhlaaq xumadaada ayaa murankaan keentay” “dhaqan, diin, bani adanimo iyo akhlaq? war mar mar waad iska hadsha ma is tedhi?” “akhlaaqto waxay na bartay wax walba oo qaloocan wa in la toosiyo, kab la rogay wa wax qaloocan oo ay isha diido” “war ma maca indhahaad keentay?” “hada? So indhaha may aheen kuwa kabta na tusay?” “waa runta. Ma ii hubta in ay dadka oo dhan kabaha rogan?” “haa..haa..kuwa aan rogin waa dameero aan diin, dhaqan, akhlaaq iyo indho laheen. Kabta rog ninyaho yaan dadka lagaa reebin” “waayahay, waan rogaya. Lakin yaa dadka o sheegaya in aan bani adan ahay?” “socodkaaga iyo hadalkaagay ku garanayan” “marka nagada kabtan xun ileen cidi ma ogi inaan kab arganay” “taasi waa khiyaamo. Khiyaamda na waa akhlaaq xumo” “ok. OK. Adigu uun ii balan qaad in aad dadka o dhan o sheegi doontid in aan kab rogay” “wagagac! Ma waxaad doonaysa in la nago qoslo? Arr naga dhaqaaji kabtan xun.” Two minutes later... “waxaan ku idhi..eeen...timaha maxaad iska xeedhi wayday?”
  5. ^^ I have just concluded that you can't read warya. How are we to move on when you can't get past simple words? Who does the general election involve? A new PM? Wax fahan.
  6. ^^ The universally accepted rule of Troll Corner is that nobody goes to previous pages (ask our resident lawyer).
  7. Dr_Osman;868437 wrote: Wuxuu xilka ka qaadayaa Wasiirrada, Wasiiru-dawleyaasha, iyo Wasiir-ku-xigeennada, markuu soo jeediyo Wasiirka Koowaad. Isaga af somaliga waa kaa. Ur all denial man but i am tellin u this so u learn politics This is not politics you oaf, it's law. But you're right that the constitution is not clear (though not right in your understanding of words). Here is a strange one: "Article 103. Caretaker Government Between the date of a general election and the swearing in of the new Prime Minister, the existing Prime Minister and Council of Ministers shall continue to serve in a caretaker capacity to carry out routine duties."
  8. ^^ Only if Jb said it would I agree that "Burco waa lagugu haystaa". Qurbajoog can't boast to each other about the length of time they spent back home. Naga daaya dee. Err..as for proof. Check your above post and what city it's talking about.
  9. Dr_Osman;868416 wrote: Ngone, xaaji..There is not one place the president can appoint or sack anyone without the PM. Its all over the dastuurka. I am not going to repost it. He doesnt appoint the ministers, ambassadors, deputies, or even the general the pm does. Asaa uu sheego qof la magacabayo si fican uu aqri. Wat i see occuring is the president is choosing his president. Thats what this dastuur is about You don't have to repost it dee. The word "recommendation" is found all over the document. Do you understand what the word means?
  10. ^^ It's like Russia, saaxib. The PM is the Head of Government. However, he is (more or less) a civil servant chosen by the Head of the state. It's all about symantics, "Dr". Bal imagine you had a secretary who runs all your business for you. She suggests that you should change the source of your daily supply of khat and recommends a new supplier. All you have to do is approve her recommendation or ask her to present you with more options. To make a recommendation is not the same as instructing. The President holds all the aces because it is he who appoints people to all the major positions (constitutional court, armed forces, PM, etc).
  11. Wuuhoo! Burco has overtaken Qardho as the most mentioned city on this thread. Eat your heart out, plagiariser!
  12. ^^ A&T is being lazy and playing the "waxa la yedhi" card. But, I wouldn't totally dismiss the fluke he made here. There are lots of questions to be asked about the future relations between the two sides. There are questions to be asked about the UK's "Consulate" in SL and the fact that it will report to Matt Baugh instead of the guy in Ethiopia, etc, etc, etc... Is Siilaanyo hedging his bets here or does he believe some of this stuff does not matter? Like I say, if "unionists" such as A&T had it in them, they could come up with loads of uncomfortable questions for SL and its future, fortunately, they're all great experts when it comes to "waxa la yedhi" only.
  13. Alpha Blondy;868374 wrote: ^ lol@IBZ, i wonder if NG ever visited his home village east of burco? i have an image in my head of a clip i recently watched on NATGEO WILD where a tribe of Papua new Guineans encountered the white man for the first time. lol... you can imagine them saying 'waar, does this ciyaal carab know we're talking about him, much to NG's disappointment lol. :D
  14. NGONGE;868358 wrote: ^^ War odeygo lacagta wax ma ka siiyaay? Hadii kale waa iska uuf dee. I repeat.
  15. ^^ That's three quartes of the job there already. The rest is kids play.
  16. ^^ Just by using the term "remotely", I already know you're not good enough.
  17. Heh@Ibti..do I actually know anyone that does anythong? Ask Norf or SERENITY (she's SOL's most active networker, I bet she knows more than one person that fits that job).
  18. Balaayo! All that negotation for an assistant's job? Don't employ him, Ibti. He's arguing with you already and spitting out laws. (Salaam all. Juxa yaa arkay?).
  19. You know, when Somalis had their first warlord, many other warlords popped out of nowhere. When Somalis had their first Xawaalad, lots of others followed it and started up their own xawaalad. War even the maamul gobolaydo copied each other but how come there is only ONE Amin Amir? Can none of you draw? (I can't).
  20. ^^ I want to take you seriously but I'm worried it may turn out to be one of your usual pranks on my (occasionally suspect) Somali. Ah, what the hell, I'm going to bite. Raali ahow, Juxa. Never meant it as an insult.
  21. ^^ Personal attack on a well connected Fadhi ku (what was it called again?) warrior? Looks like the Nairobi Ninja deleted it. (wa calaykom al salaam).