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A man donated his wife some blood a while back. After some domestic disputes he demanded that his wife returns the blood he donated her. She threw a bloody pad at him and said, " I will pay you in monthly installments"
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A man asked a hooker, " How much?"
She said, " $50 on the bed, $20 on the sofa and $10 on the grass"
The man handed her $50.
She smiled and said, " Man you got class!"
He replied, " Class my a$$, 5 on the grass."
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FirstLAdy: If there are minority students who felt that in his class, he was singling them out, then I say take the matter to the Multicultural Affairs office. Or the Black Students Association, hopping that you got one in your school. Sister it is war. Never let a professor treat you like dat. You cheated yes, you were wrong yes, but to an extend you get F for the class now that is exxagerattion. So head for those of your color. And surely there is soemthing they can do... Good luck!
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WLc sista....
Qac qac: Zamankii waa is badalay aboowihiis.... ha yaabin... la qabso... or u will be left behind
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I can't believe we got all of this going. Damn girls you needed help so much huh
anyways it is gr8 to have girls swapping remedies, therapies and methods to eliviate one's problems...Great tips by the way..
pearl: well, a Muslim girl really dress in a range of styles... from Burgah ( veil from your head to your toes)- Pants with scarf. So tell me your style, and I shall help you with tips.
EYE Makeup:
Girls you gotta wear this believe me, it is the complete make over one could use.
So the questions how can u have a well done eye make up..
Always mix two shades light and dark..
After putting on your compressed podwer( I am not much of foundation user.. the powder seems to do.. but you might be different. If you have pimples or dark spots then surely foundation is for you)
Preparations:
Clean you face either with warm water and facial wash or you can use the wash wipes.
After powdering your face:
1. Indho kuul (or kajol): Never use it on the outside of your eye. Always make sure to darken the inner of your eye.
2. Dark color(depending of your complexion choose a color that suits you. I am dark skinned so I mostly use shades such as Orange, Purple, Brown etc, I don't like shouting colors.. choose wisely)
3. Light color: This is a must, You eye make up is incomplete without this. So use a color that is lighter than your base. ( for me when I wear the orange as my dark color I use gold as my light one)
Method: First Indhokuul. Then spread the darker eye shade on the bottom of your eye lid. Make sure it is well spread. Now beneath your eye brow smitter your lighter shade.( Works gr8 when your eye brow has been shaped). If you think you look nice with an eye liner than certainly apply it. If not don't bother. I for one don't like it.
PS: Always use make ups made by known producers. Mac is a gr8 choice for folks of our color.
Idil: If you can't sleep.. sister just fill your bath tub with warm water and some salt. Sit in it for 30-1hr. That should make you tired and relaxed.
Natural ways to revive your skin:
If you feel like your skin is dull and boring then this remedy is for you.
Mix turmeric(make sure u buy the one for the body, incase u didn't know there is one for food)
and almond and sandwood powder. Just use them as mask for twice or thrice a week. You should see a difference within one to two weeks.
Have fun sisters.
King-450 & Gedid EXIT... this is Girls lounge... unless u r girls :confused:
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I c all the sisters are actually around.. just with changed plate numbers... I c.. I guess I need to change my nick.... getting too famous
Lulla wlc back sista we miss ya
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Alright! Sisters we all know that our special thread has been abused by brothers, with all kinds of love/hate relationship rollercoasts... Now it is time we make use of this thread... What do you say we teach each other make up tricks? Fashion? Relaxation skills? Time managements? All girls no boys... Sorry guys .. EXIT
How about that honeys?
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I c alot of languages.. even af jini waa la xisaabooyaa... macbuudka...
MMA: wa fuuray nooh... ( koo kasto cay lee barate haye)
Aniga intaan lee kasaa..
Arabic
Urdu
(the other two lingos are common)
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^^^ agrees
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LST: Absolutely abti... but I wonder when I have gone from being sweetheart to abti... darnnn.. is that what marriage does :confused:
Just kidding abtiyo... walaahi meeshaan wa kala xerantahay... for a holiday it is marvellous.. but the sad thing is like everything else.. my Somali nomads... don't know the good stuff... all they stay at is around " suuq dahab"... sad sad
PS: Abtiyo, you can ignore the farts.. it is nothing.. just some cuud that is all !
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Whatever a mother does is special in its own way. Having said that, it won't be fair to any mom to pick one single thing out of all the beautiful things they do. But one thing certainly makes my heart weep with joy is when I see my mother by my bedside every Fajr prayer reading Quran on me. That just gets me. And I am always Grateful to Allah in the many ways that He has blessed me..
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DND: Crossing Jordan is a series about a woman called Jordan who does autopsies..and she solves murder cases...non skips her... pretty much.. that is the whole thing about it...
As for S&C.. girl u r kidding.. jaded.. u called it... darn.. u have certainly become too ENGLISH :mad: ... leave the damn place will ya
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How about Sex & The City & Crossing Jordan ????
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GUYS... It is not all dat walaahi... don't get your hopes all too high... I have been there.. Dubai has alot of better things to offer walaahi... Burj Al Arab is just over rated... according to my standards
LS: It is not that expensive,.,... used to be b4 but now it is just AED2500 = $681.2...
And we have Whitney Houston for Valentine's Day...
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I am just wondering am I the only sister with her original name or the sisters I used to know are around with different plate numbers? Where are Barwaqo, Wildcat, Petite, LadyFatma etc? These are just few of the names I recall... so where are u early nomads of SOL... I miss the old times... Now it is just too many new names and attitudes to remember....
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LS: I shall wlc u... and the rest of the nomads... and will do u the favors ... and drive u up there... it ain't all that.. except for the sea-restraunt.... that is gorgeous....
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I don't know about you, but I have been in this situation trust me... I saw the actualy movie stalkers in real flesh...even restraining orders didn;t frighten this brotha... but finally I had to head for his qabiila... u know we r somalis... our solutions are odeyaasha... believe me ladies it works... the brotha left me alone...and I never felt more happier.... as for Mangoola sista..... not all women reciprocate to the brotha when he stalks... I like brothas that are hard to handle... so if I say once NO.. it means NO...the more u push... the more i hate ya....
As far as I am concerned.... I won't waste one single breathe on any one... I would definitely tell him how I felt.... and if he says no.. move on with my life... no embarrassment for me hon
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MR-Ceel buur: So what u r trying to tell us (women).. that we r suffering from dual personalities??? Hmm... interesting analysis, but i gotta admit, there is that special places that makes a woman blossom, but like u said, rarely does anyone get to touch it....So keep up bro... educate the brothers... we might FINALLY find brothers who might be sensitive towards us.... What Do You Think Sisters???
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Mujahida
From the day Khadija asked him
To marry her,
To the night she convinced
her husband that the revelation
was more than mere hallucination,
till the second she became
the first believer,
I have been more than you imagined.
From the time A’isha stood firm against slander,
to the moment she held her dying husband,
till the time when she was sought after
for her knowledge,
I have been more than you imagined.
From the flight to Medinah,
And the triumph at Makkah to
the triumph of more than a billion,
in fourteen hundred and twenty years,
I have never been so easy for you to figure out.
I am the Bosnian woman,
raped by Serb soldiers as
my husband is forced to look on,
and the world turns away.
The blood that runs from the bodies of
Algerian women
runs from me,
and stains the ground
for all humanity to see.
I am the woman on a Baghdad street corner,
begging journalists for a can of milk
so that I can feed my starving child.
I am the mother in Palestine,
mourning her eight year old son,
shot in the head by a soldier’s rubber bullet.
I am the Egyptian daughter
struggling to survive in a Cairo slum,
fighting the desert dust
that rises to choke the young.
I am the Indonesian woman
Sewing sneakers for the NBA
for the princely sum of $2 a day,
while restlessness burns the country around me.
I am the Iranian student,
sporting jeans and Mickey Mouse tee shirts
under my black chador, laughing and loving,
still recovering from an eight year war
that cost the lives of many men.
I am the sister, wife, daughter, and mother
to 700 million men.
I am all of my 700 million sisters,
and they are me.
I have always been more than
a terrorist’s helpmate.
I have always been more than
a veil or a scarf.
I have always been more than
one wife of many.
I have always been more than
a green card special.
In all of these myths,
I have always been voiceless,
when the truth is so much
louder.
I have never been that easy for you to
pin down,
yet I have never been the mystery that
you have created for me.
I am the warrior daughter of
Khadija, A’isha,
Maryam, and Nusaybah.
I am the mother of prophets,
the wife of khulafa,
the sister of shaheed.
I am the woman who wakes at dawn to face
Mecca in prayer,
bowing in submission only to The All Knowing.
I am fi jihad,
struggling daily to maintain
iman and identity,
to open the shut eyes of the world.
I am the woman who raises her voice
among men
to shout:
Takbeer!
Allahu Akbar!
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OG... sorry hon.. I know how it feels to loose a friend... I have lost one... Allah yar 7ama....
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Sweet... Hibo is actually my real...so like u can c.. I got nothing to hide.,..... so OBIH is the reverse... now what does that mean?? Like xamaris say, " Jini ninkii keeni aa bixiyo"... so it is your turn hon
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Let me add this... Arabic dish " Warqah Canab =Grape/Vine leaves"
ingredients:
1 bottle of Grape leaves ( they r in the pickle section)
1 cup of rice
2 onions
1 large tomato
2 chicken stocking
few leaves of cilantro
1 crushed garlic
a pinch of black peppers
1 liter water, salt to taste and some tomatoes... boil them together..
preparation:
Chop the onions and tomatoes into tiny cubes. crush the garlic and cilantro and stockings. Add everything together except the leaves in a bowl..Let it sit for a 10 mins...
Now open the leaves and place small tea spon of rice on the the leaves... now fold it like u fold the spring roll.. if u don't know how to fold the spring roll then...following is the instructions..
after making all of them..make sure that they r tightly sealed.. now stock them on top of the each other with no open space... add pre-boiled water with salt and some tomato pieces.. to the leaves.. now cook slowly till the rice has been cooked... Make sure it is on very low heat... and don't let it dry...
After it has been cooked for like 45 mins... place the ingredients in the fridge... it tastes best when cold...
bon appetite`....
Now for the wrapping:
Place the rice in the center of the leave. Now fold the right and the left... then roll it....till it is tightly sealed!
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Lucky: It is human to assume unusual behaviors as alien by most. Somalis tend to label such changes as untraditional or western. I don't think we ( the product of the western influence) have done anything wrong to be called as Untraditional. When kids are brought to a place, it is only natural for them to adapt some of the ideological thinking of that place. It is not wrong to adapt western thinking as long as it is within the borders of Islam. Many habits of the west tend to be part of our Islamic teachings only Somalis missed out on it..
This proposterious allegations that seem to flood our elders' minds have become a prominent barriers in the efforts to perfection.
Take the good stuff from Somali culture and leave the rest... and do the same to the gaal culture... That is my take on the situation..
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