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  1. Don't forget, it wears off your teeth, and eventually need dentures.. Believe it its real. Sad indeed! And can You believe they wonder why we don't kiss them? Who would wanna kiss someone with croaked teeth that have turned into brown/black :confused: ..... yuck!!


  2. It seems like the men of this generation have lost respect for their women. Especially in the Somali society. I came across many women that complain alot and do barely nothing to change that. And they end up getting disappointed from one relationship to another. And eventually settle for less than they bargained. Now I did a little research of my own. And this is what I came up with so do chip in your two cents as well.

     

    I did an interview with women in their 40s and 50s, just to see what went wrong for our generation. Ladies these women demanded respect from their men without fightingor wakintheirneighbors with their arguments. Rather they used a technique called, " Patience" You heard me right. They used Patience to achieve their long term goals. As you all know, how the saying goes, " Keep your friends close and your enemies closer". Whether you believe or not Men are our natural enemies. But don't misinterpret the word "ENEMY". Men are driven by the wheels of desire and women are driven by wheels of instinct. By that I mean, men think with their third leg, but women think with their feelings and thoughts. So that gives us an upper hand in this game we all tend to play with each other silently.

     

    In conclusion LADIES, use Patience its a powerful weapon. Let me give you an example.

     

    A very strong woman married a man she thought was all she wanted and a bag of chips. After the first month of immense joy and contentment, her husband started to show off his true colors. He didnot only start chewing Khad, but left her to rejoice in her solitude till 5 am. At first, she yelled at him for being so late and nagged him till he became violent. So she thought to herself " Maybe I ought to use another approach". The following night when her husband came home at his usual hour, he found her waiting for him with his dinner on the table. He was surprised but didn't show. She did it again and again over two weeks. Than her husband started to come home at 2am instead of 5am. She continued to wait for him. After a month , her husband came home at 12 midnight. And again she waited up for him. So this time he came home at 6 pm right after work and didn't leave to hang with his friends rather with his wife.

     

    Now lets reverse the situation. Lets say this woman used " yelling, nagging, and even slapping" to make her husband change. What would have been the outcome? They would divorce, end up bruising each other or even murder. Or maybe he would change but the chances of this happening is very remote.

     

    So Ladies what do you say, Try to use this WEAPON for a change?????????? :D


  3. Although what you tipped was nice Gentle-Hather, but the best advice you could give would have been " Be yourself".. I am 110% sure everyman is compassionate, romantic and giving naturally. but alas, many go great extends to disguise that, and in the process they loose it unintentionally. :(:(

     

    PLEASE FELLAS ITS OK TO SHOW CARE! It doesnot make you any less of a man than you ALREADY are. :D:D:D:D


  4. Barwaaqo: Salaam sista first of all... secondly it is sad, the hostility we witness around us, whether its directed towards us or those that share a trait with us be it physically or spiritual. I do agree with Kamadage's ( :D ) ) solution. Home is where we get respect, and superiority. We are the fruit of Somalia, without us, trust me till everyone goes back, there will never be peace and harmony restored. Lives will be sacrificed for the larger good.

     

    All I can say to u is, watch out! And be alert of ur surrounding. We r not safe here ( America) as well... God be with us...


  5. loooooooooooooool... Illmatic.. man u r indeed crazy.. I thought I had few in the net that were insane.. I guess I won myself. an extra one in school as well.. Looooooooooooool... Its a sign stay away from younger women.. they prove to be too horny for oldies...

     

    Lakkad: looooooooooool.. Viagra.. I bet it didn't work for ya.. loooooooooooool.... just kidding.. convey my salaams.. to abdi and towfiiq...


  6. Naasir: I haven't read people's posts or ur responses to their criticsm, but this is what i have to say after reading ur first post.

     

    As far as I am concerned, well, I go to school, not because I wanna have a career or because I wanna be on top of the ladder, rather to be able to do my kids' homeworks and able to swing in some cash anytime we run short of it. HOWEVER, that doesn't imply, my education as a waste, I may not be having a career or may not wake up early each morning to go to work, but I would definately make my life worth something. I would engage in community work, extand my wise hands to those in need without having to allure to the stressing demands in the work force.

     

    I do agree however that alot of somali girls, ignore their education after attaining it, but alot of guys need to go through that process all together.

     

    So my two cents would be, " Salaada sey u kala horeyso u kala tukada"... by this I mean, educate the guys first b4 you criticized the educated, phenomenal WOMEN!


  7. Sophist: If I am not wrong, it says camel Milk debate archive, and your story was one that is intended for entertainment, so my tiny brain is wondering what is there to debate on...coz believe me I read more than once to comprehend your story and like u said, " I READ BETWEEN THE LINES".. yet I can't seem to get the whole point of this... so little elaboration at ur part would be much appreciated!

    If I am however, out of my league certainly accept my apologies......


  8. Jaceylku waa halis

    waa hagardaamo xunoo

    aan harin weligiis.

    Marna waa hagaagoo

    heybad weeye sharaf leh.

     

    Haboonkii nafteydo

    markii aan hubiyey qoraalkii

    habsamina u aqriyey

    Inaan ku habo kugu hifo caashaqa

    hagarna aan ku waraabin

    yaan okey hoosta kaga xariiqee

     

    Ee hanaadkaan doortow

    jeceylka ha fududeysan

    Adaan nafta kuu hibeeyee......

     

    Jamal_11: I guess that did it yaah.. I am rather impressed with urs my old buddy.....

     

    Cartan: As always bro I salut you!!


  9. I don't think we should talk about issues like this> Parents do have rights to beat their kids when they go astray. We don't have anything called " child abuse"...however,if i respond to ur Q, I think I have the right to talk n beat my child as the need arises! In that way he/she will be better child n better person in the future!!


  10. Abdinuur: U r still looking for wifey numero uno...how can u start topics on polygamy??.. just thinking.. but as far as the topic goes, I won't mind sharing my husband as long as he is willing to share me with others!..Its only fair that way!!

     

    Motor Cycle: "treat her like an old crumby car and trade her for a younger one"... I think this line of urs covers ur opinion of women.. i am rather disappointed. All u did was insult women! I won't respond to u coz u r not worthy of such an honor!


  11. Hello folk,

    It has been a while since i have been here, it seems like a lot of ppl have changed their attitute.....the real colors r starting to come out....NICE!

     

    Shaqsi: I didn't know u had this in u!!!

     

    U guys did a good job in match making...I gotta check out jamal...since he is willing to have me till julie( who ever she is) to come along!!!...I guess I will stick with him!!!! hehehehehe... Continue the match making... I shall wait n c till u guys find me mr. right!


  12. Naayaa Xafo, hadaanan duqa kuugu miineynin... so u planning on breakiing ur mom's rule ha.... I know u girl....lol.. anywho.. I missed u alot.. I will b back inshallah to Mankato on August 10th... is ur number still the same..coz I heard u moved???.. Let me know...aight.. n hey mac iisii...Huda!


  13. Defenetly Computers are female

     

    They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

     

    The best part of having one is the games you can play.

     

    They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

     


  14. Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men how wonderful they are.

     

    Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say. Everything they do.

     

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful women is one who can find such a man.

     

    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

     

    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

     

    A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.

     

    When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinions, she's a b--ch.

     

    Women are the only exploited group in history who have been idealized into powerlessness.

     

    Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.

     

    Most men's primary fantasy is still, unfortunately, access to a number of beautiful women. For a man, commitment means giving up this fantasy. Most women's primary fantasy is a relationship with one man who either provides economic security or is on his way to doing so (he has "potential"). For a woman, commitment to this type of man means achieving this fantasy. So commitment often means that a woman achieves her primary fantasy, while a man gives his up.

     

    It's not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer women who can simulate foolishness whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.

     


  15. THE LOVE DRESS"

     

    The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she

    asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work." the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress" the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute."

     

    The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered,put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.

    Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.

    What in the world are you doing?" he asked.

     

    "This is my love dress" she replied.

     

    "Needs ironing...What's for supper?"

     

     

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  16. Subject: the difference between potentially and realistically

     

    A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is the difference between

    potentially and realistically?" The father answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Denzel Washington for a million dollars." Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Sean "Puffy" Combs for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you have learned." So the boy went to his mother and said, "Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for a million dollars? The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."

     

    The boy then went to his sister and said, "Would you sleep with Puffy for

    a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I'd be nuts to pass that up!"

     

    The boy then thought about it for two or three days and went back to his dad.

     

    The father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between

     

    The father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?

     

    The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're

    sitting on two million dollars, but realistically we're living with two hoes.

     

     

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  17. A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds one cold winter evening.

    They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them.

     

    You could tell what the admirers were thinking. "Look, there is a couple

    who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

     

    The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal. The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.

     

    There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and

    carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully

    counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in

    front of his wife, he then took the drink & took a sip & then set the cup down between them. As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger the crowd began to get restless. Again you could tell what

    they were thinking. "That poor old couple. All they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

    As the man began to eat his French fries one young man stood and came over to the old couples' table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple to eat. The old man replied that they were just

    fine. They were used to sharing everything.

     

    Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.

    She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and

    begged them to let him buy them something to eat.

    This time the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing everything together. As the little old man finished eating and

    was wiping his face neatly with a napkin the young man could stand it no longer. Again he came over to their table and offered to buy some food. After being politely refused again he finally asked a

    question of the little old lady.

     

    "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.

    What is it that you are waiting for?"

     

    She answered...

     

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    (They Share the DENTURES too)