I think I am falling in love with Adam all over again. High five Adam I hate nimanka calcala, if you cannot get a decent girl you need to find out what is qaashin about you that keeps attracting that same qaashin. Maybe when you change that, you will be able to find something better. Horta calcal is just such no no go area, uuuf. :rolleyes: Somali men from America and Canada who come here (London) for wife (and it is more common now) I always think that they use to be such ciyaal suuq and block raiders that none of the girls in their own country wanted them so they come for maskiin who will believe all the lies about his perfect past.

I don't know if we can attribute the £250 to the prophet Ms Moons. There is maximum or minimum amount, Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) paid different amounts to his wives. - Umm Habibah (Abu Sufyan’s daughter), four thousand dirhams, (she was a rich women) while in case of the other wives it was generally five hundred dirhams. The dowry of the Prophet’s daughter, Fatima, was four hundred dirhams. This amount cannot be understood in todays value but the important thing is that payment should be in the form of something that has a value even though it may be small. Bottom line as it says in the Quran: The wealthy man according to his means, and the poor according to his means. My advise; don't spend more on your wedding night than your mehr or marriage. For example if hubby can afford to throw £20,000 wedding, then £10,000 for mehr is pocket change.

Nuune, how about 40 year old farah's with big bellies, lost their hair and minjo basto?? C&H for some people time is more important. Ismalura, nothing is free in life, and certainly Mr. Right or Wrong won't land on your lap, you might not have to work FOR it, but you certainly have to work AT it, ask any of the married girls. Markas aya howsha ugu weyne bilamanta. As to be found- lost ma tahey miis or you follow the "I'm diamond in the dirty that has to be found crew"? Sometimes you just need to draw the bugger a good map in big letters, otherwise he will get lost on route and you know men hate to ask for directions.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ War sug dee, faanka lago ma degdego. For all we know, Siilaanyo takes his red carpet with him everywhere he goes. You already saw that he walks on red carpet when he leaves Hargeisa dee. Marka maxaad ka ogtahay in ilsa kaarbitkaa loo laalaabo oo diyaarada lo saaro marko wadamadan kale tegayo? The whole debate is about a Kaarbitkaa.

Sharif went Hajji, unless they followed him to Hajj, they got fob off with hotels and charted planes. Better luck in Kenya.

C&H Winter blue had igu so qaadin, anigu blue baban nooqdey. Salam pps. Where is JB I have something I wanted to ask.

Loool at 30yr old women waa as good as dead. Here I thought the Zack was a modern farah :rolleyes: Ismalura, I understand now the problem, wax Mr. Right la idaado ayaad raadinsa. I missed that part markii hore. I am a firm believer there is no such thing as Mr. Right- theoretically Mr. Right needs to have everything together and still be under 35yrs, and that is not really in most cases possible- even less possible in the Somali society. Instead I am a believer in Potential Mr. Right- dhee when he achieves all his things probably 10yrs AFTER you got married buu Mr. Right nooqon, intaa hoordan he will be a semi limping cuuryaan Mr. Nearly there nooh? 30yr old women is the new 20, xata 45yr old ba aroosa, their calafu just got a little lost on the way over.

Juxa left u voice messages. Ka ma so gadsinayo, so don't worry about it. Sayid, I got ur e-mails, edited the stuff, but printer and copier have stopped working- now I am sitting here 2hrs after i was suppose to have finished trying to reinstall or make it work. :mad: If I don't get it working you won't get your stuff till Monday. Sheh, KK & C&H hope u had a good Eid. P.s. Juxa uu sheeg your dummashi I get paid to respond to e-mails

^^You want Juxa to land in biyo kulul.com Juxa don't answer that, wa trick question.

Who cares why he left, Who is replacing him?

Are these the women or men or is it a mixed team? :confused: EDIT: I get it, all women it says. I don't approve.

^LOL^ Ismalura Canada has more Somalis than UK nooh? Just open your eyes and don't knock people out while you stare at your feet Or if you are one of those people who drive everywhere, even to the corner shop- farah is not going to jump into your car at the traffic lights, walk once in a while, attend functions, join social networks, some community work. You will run into a few sooner or later. Adam: If I have time I will chat, joke and boost their ego; providing they don't start with: "Yo sister" or "Wag1" or "Whats up, mans seen you" or "is this your ends" or "gal you are jung/phat/ blinging". I mean I really don't look like the "wag1" type of girl, it is wasted on me. The judgment is passed before those words finish leaving their mouth, either way by the time I finish ignoring them or lecturing them depending on how much time I have- they should lose the will to live THAT life at least. Now thank me for service to the community Adam

Salam Alikum Peeps. Eiiiiiiiiiiiiid Mubarak people. I realised recently that when I was little I use to sing: "Wadac wadac ya Ramadan, wadac wadac ya Ramadan..." in the last 15days of Ramadan, does anyone remember that? I realised what we meant in our broke a*ss Arabic now; "hurry up, hurry up and go Ramadan" Childhood in Miyi. Oz your dad is kool- he was going Cinema at 50!!!!

^ ^ Maxa dhacey Aaliyaah, I did a reply for you then realised wixii maba joogan! Hope u are well.

Oz & Ismalura; Despite being married- I'm still young enough to be chatted up and some don't believe me when I say I am married. Imagine I was single- let’s take this month as an example of the opportunities that can arise: Monday 1st of November- went to a feedback session from NGOs in Puntiland. Saw the usual faces and some new ones. An over excited farah with clearly too many options bored me for a while, before an interesting convo with his friend who seemed much calmer and normal. Friday 5th: A Somali farah came to the Hospital with his hooyo, nice and good looking, but hooyo had him by balls- I let him be. Monday 8th: running for the bus, beautiful farah keeps one foot on the ground while I catch up so the bus don't leave me. Had a nice chat and promised to fix him up with my friend. Thursday 11th: I was Sick as a dog on my way home- was standing on the side of the road when farah asked for directions to the mosque. I don't think he was lost, I don't remember what he looks like- nevertheless If I was looking that would've been another opportunity. Monday 15th: Today packed into the tube like Sardine; Ended up staring at a tall farhs belly for 20mins before there was enough space for me to pack up and take a good look. He had a Canadian Accent and said "Yo, are you from around here" I pretended I didn't hear. Now imagine a single, interested responsive girl Naag daaya ciyaarta 20 will be well in her ability- its like a job search- some you do't have to search for but if you send out your CV, 20 telephone interviews is not much. Its all in the numbers- HAHAHA I'd like for a few to try it like a job and send out CVs, bet you'll report back with a few matches. For a small fee I can fix ppl up.

LAdies wedding they really let their hair down. Mix wedding dadku wey istaawada uun :rolleyes:

EDIT:Must not offend today

LOL!!!

^^Faith has closed down since. Ms Moons; I am a wedding planner- I've been planning wedding since I was 12!! (No lie) laakin I learnt there is no point planning a Somali wedding, no one listens. Last wedding I helped plan- 30mins before the men arrived for the Mehr, the boys mothers friends arrived and decided they did not like the way I did the stage (the bride told me she wanted Gold and cream set) anyway they turned up carrying their own curtain (for lack of better word to use) and covers for the chairs to cover the stage with. The thing looked hideous- a war nearly broke out over it. It stayed for the half the day, but when it was time for the bride to walk in we had to changed quickly coz otherwise miid shank u socota bey ahedy (Bride-zila on steroids) she will kill the old lady and bury her with the curtain. My advise: Get foreign secuirty WHO will throw out anyone without invites and get a pre-set venue like hotel rather than doing your own deco. P.s. Ladies only wedding-cuntaad uu baadi, they like to take food home and get a big dance floor which is non slippery :eek: Mabrook

~^^Amiin ya Allah. Eid Mubarak people and have a beautiful blessed day: Labayk Allahuma labayk. Labayka la shareeka laka labayk. Inalhamda walni3mata laka walmulk laa shareeka lak....

Kamaavi Happy Eid to u and urs too JB enjoy ur self and don't over eat Hilb/ ulaxad is for the poor not u :eek: Juxa me and u both, dhrifrad baan ku jira.

That was my toes you bloody cajuus.

Bal bila edebka eega, war maxa my legs ku geeyey :mad: don't make me curse you on yumul arafa :mad: Juxa I'm going to wear myy qarafa dug boots,

Cajuus, compared to you I am always going to be young warya, iga xishood, waad igu so fara dadheertahey oo wan ku araka. Ha na jiidin. Hmm Dhagxaanata is a good point- shidhouse. Looks like I am going to be walking then.