looool Shehe RUN for cover Why did he take so long, he joined in 2004!

^^don't forget to ask the hight and weight too, nosy old bag! :rolleyes:

Wallee war ayaanan layska hayn. I want convince my wife, that I will insha Allah provide and produce as much raw material as the industery needs. And, she should be ready to produce as many product/Chidlren as possible. Obviousely not more than 16. (Insha Allahu sariirtaynu isku arki doonaaye ). Halkaa ayaan kaga baxay What a twisted way to think, :rolleyes: People like you who view kids as some kind of products/ raw material used on mass by the industry should not be allowed to have any :rolleyes:

^^Waaxaan iislaah, kaan yaar eey koorikar waaye the empty space iska faariso deeh untill i saw the name. ( if you can't read/ make sense of that, it is not my fault ) You know what i don't like, empty discussions and debates. Somali and Arab people debate till they are blue in the face with no end product, no action, no improvement, maaxad iska xiijin in that case, just shoosh and amus :rolleyes:

IT is kind of strange having such big family, In Germany they are paying women to have children, can you believe it, because their populaion has decreased by almost 20% in the last few years, or so they say :rolleyes:

looool Jac, double loool @dabshid ( you had a make over Cambarro, when you say men, do you mean all men? I studied Third World Politics and IR at uni, and most white guys were fine with me, but the African men was a different story, there no Somali’s in my course, so i have not tested it out Somali men yet. Some of the events i hold (which tent to be political and current affairs) when I invite somali girls, they always say they don't do politics, which always makes me feel like screaming in their face. So some women have no interest in it and the guys try make a mountain out of. Somali politics is a different story though, I think Women are too emotional, which in this is better/ an advantage because they are not bent up on this fifth oodwao owwee clan's, While guys consider loyalty, pride etc. Agreement can never be used to decided if she is good or not, in politics there is no right answer and we'll have different of opinion It is the ability to convince you that their option is also logical and a rational choice which is either better than yours or on the same level, all without offending you, the art of diplomacy.

Originally posted by Captain Xalane: Huh,rejection?Hey i never get rejected.Ibti are u sure that this is not one of ur doing? JB sxb u are the detective sort,u try to figure this out.Xalane gets out of the way,hunguri strikes CL and who is ibti gonna strike?Are u with me?if u are thinking about what am thinking,u are damn right.Ileen Hunguri and ibti were conspiring against me IBti, I did not overstand what that meant my friend, can you say it in plain english, we are not very advanced here :cool: Oh.... did you understand all the reasons why You and Cl could not work it out? Hope it is a lesson learnt well

Violet Said Why would anyone smoke Shisha? Does it even get you high? Just twirl around for a while, you'll feel high for a bit and guess what..it aint haram and it won't cost you a penny Twirl around on he spot, i.e. spin around, i.e. waareegaso You said Where's the fatwa that says it's halal? Violet said: LoL. You're pretty amusing..You want me to provide you with a fatwa on twirling around?? Please tell me you're kidding. Hence my comment about spinning around to feel dizzy and high for few seconds instead of smoking shisha. Again you are skim reading what I said and assume I was talking about a subject I was not.

Originally posted by ibtisam: My ealier comment was to your demand of proof that spinning around is hala. Indeed. I have asked for proof to what the poster claimed about smoking shisha not being haram; such a claim warrants a proof. It's not like smoking is a matter or an issue that slipped a ruling from fiqh. Again you are confusing me with the author of this thread. My comments had nothing to do with smoking shisha. Perhaps you should read what I wrote rather than making your own assumptions of what you think I said. Anyway I don't see the point of arguing backwards and forwards if it does not benefit either one of us, so I’ll just let it drop.

^^that was not what i was objecting to, i have no issue with what is written above. My ealier comment was to your demand of proof that spinning around is hala. Why must we play these games?? This is why i never visit the islam section, too many people talking different languages about different issues :rolleyes: All the same yeah i accept and i'm happy with that.

Have faith man, He has his evidence, he will turn up any minute now and say okay, the evidence is here, i was wrong, and the truth always knocks the false out

loool CL don't say i never helped you out!

Add to my last post: "What Allah has made lawful in his Book is halal, and what He has forbidden is haram, and that concerning which He is silent is allowed as His favour." (19:64) The principle is that what is not explicitly prohibited as haram in the Quran and restricted, they should be allowed without restriction. You can also read Yusuf al-Qaradawi's book 'The Lawful and The Prohibited in Islam (Al-Hala wal Haram fil Islam). Happy?

^here we go again^ I was giving you the chance to reconsider your position. But seen as you did not but instead turn on the hint I gave you. YES I know the Basic Principles of determining what is haram. The ones I was interested in is that: •All that God has created and the benefits derived from them are for humanity’s use are permissible. Nothing is haram except what is forbidden by a sound and explicit nass (i.e., either a Qur’anic verse or a clear, authentic, and explicit sunna [practice or saying] of the Prophet, PBUH. You might also want to note that the sphere of forbidden things is very small, while that of permissible things is vast. Can I also point out that one of Islam’s beauties is that it forbids only that which is unnecessary, harmful, and discardable (useless and unwanted), while providing alternatives that are better and give greater ease and comfort, so don’t make things difficult for people and try and complicate things. p.s. there are other principles include that whatever leads to something that is forbidden is also forbidden. In this way, Islam intends to block all avenues leading to what is haram etc. p.s. Did you want the source. Dig it up yourself, or wait and I’ll dig it up for ya. cheers

CL asked to deliver the following rejection letter: Dear Capitan Xalane, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right or even Mr. Fall back plan. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reasons you were disqualified from the competition. ___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it. ___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion. ___The fact that our dining experiences to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter! --You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself. ___Your constant posts shows me you have TOO much time on your hands! ___Your legs are skinnier than mine. ___You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess. ___I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing. ___The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable. ___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation. ___You still live with your parents. ___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting. ___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker. ___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long-term partner. ___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application. ___Somehow I doubt those condoms I found in your overnight bag were really necessary for a successful business trip. And finally: ___I am out of your league, set your sights lower next time. Sincerely, CL

man i like shows, i'm kick back and watch the fire works in that case, he and CL need to hurry up about it :rolleyes:

^loool^ are you kidding. Man if it keeps raining i'm have to swim home or something :rolleyes:

and why is that, seems he has also done a runner, possible to gate crush the weeding :rolleyes:

CL is getting married at the old people's home, later today to one of the old guys that have been dumped their (she said she needs company and does not want to be returned unopened!) In case you were wondering, she took her little automatic wheel chair and went shopping for her wedding dress, i heard that she is terrorizing people on the pavement with her little wheel chair

You would, wouldn't you. :rolleyes:

ME: I THINK there is something wrong with you, i can't believe you posted that trash under the best youtube V. :rolleyes: RoKKo thanks for that

Sorry farah I don't enter empty rooms with questional Farah's :rolleyes: So isska sooco Capita, why are you always eye up my avatar, and what do you think she keeps same make up 24/7, different days, different moods= different shades. Laa sooco fashianka I'll train your Xalimo for you if you wish

It is not empty Capitikan baan kuu suugaya and i'm sure Hungri will join you shortly for your conference, so oord shaah siisama

DO you see my name in the title. I made the place for you guys. :rolleyes: "now go to you room"

^^ :rolleyes: You wish i knew anyway which counted 10ways either way from you