Ibtisam

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  1. He is gone come back after searching and searching and say well i could not find any thing which even suggested that the prophet use to waste time and effort by spinning around, and since we are not allowed to harm yourself in Islam and spinning might make you fall and hurt yourself, not to mention time which you will be questioned about when you die, it is therefore advisable to you refrain from such actions. There is no clear evidence to say it is haram, but some scholars have suggested that we should stay away from anything that does not benefit us! I'm sure I have it done to the T. lol. Fatwaah he says, I can find a fatwa that allows me to do anything :rolleyes: there are so many sale out shikes :rolleyes:
  2. ^^Old age, get a hearing aid, ooh you mean you can't see, you can't read?? okay let try in somali. Threadkaan iidin saameyey jooga blease, kuuwaa kaale daadka uu daafa. Somaad kaaran better
  3. Annoying ciiyaal suuuq or is it xaafad :rolleyes: Can you stay on the thread i created for your guys and leave other alone! :mad:
  4. Originally posted by Taliban: quote:Originally posted by Violet: You're pretty amusing..You want me to provide you with a fatwa on twirling around?? Please tell me you're kidding. No, I ain't kidding. You claimed it ain't haram, which means it's halal. All I asked was to corroborate your claim, and the only way to do that is with a fatwa. I thought everything was hala unless it is prove Haram, not the other way round. Hence if someone claims something is Haram the burden of proof is on them? nooh?
  5. Mahatma I beg you, can your sort of MKY Younis 5pages post on numbers and . and , . My God you think Ngong has issues, wait till you meet the devilshike :rolleyes: The man is so in Love with everything about himself that he brings it to every dicussion. :mad: :rolleyes: On this little fight though, i think you must be PMSing, Ngong can you be more understanding and speak to her nect week, i'm sure you would've changed her mind about you and your writting by then
  6. ^^YOu understood what i was saying did you not? :rolleyes: Jajaab or not waad fahamtie, so please eedaaf. And anyway somalia aayaan uu soocoda so i have to practice on you guys otherwise waa laakuu gooslaya when i reach there. If you appoint yourself as the fat fighter for fat somali women, then aadiga sii aah, AKA waxa baa kuu diiman, why baad uugu waarigas buutuc people, unless thats what turns your pages and you jsut want a fat Xalimo in which case say so and i'll put an ad out for you on speed dating. < Friendly adivise
  7. let me try again Naaxarristo <, now does it make sense?
  8. :rolleyes: barruta tuumaraka kaa shaqee maa luuku yiri :rolleyes:
  9. I sent CL to the retired home, she was getting on a bit. And did you miss the buzz, ibtisam sadly waa sooocota. Miskeenta iillahi how naaraaristo. Ameen.
  10. Ibtisam

    Heart beat

    ^^Man thats what the size 0's eat, what is this diet after your run! But then i'm sure Arab lasagne is extra FAT , and unhealthy, so you might as well have skipped the salad
  11. Jacaylbaro & Hunguri & Captain Xalane Can you use this as your den and post all your random somali here please. I would like to read other people's comments not just yours! Every topic xeraad kaa saarten, so this is my contribution. A whole thread just for you guys to bond, and please you don't have to thank me! :rolleyes: Haataaba waan iidin sheeke, meel kaalee iidin kuuma aarkikaro
  12. ^^lool^ No hodman, i'm here till june. lool
  13. Hi people, I was walking home on a Friday night after a work meeting and heard this very familiar voice tone. Yep it was a fellow country man speaking on the phone; he was laud, very laud that I could hear him from across the road. I couldn’t believe my eyes though when I saw him I really had to look at him twice and you won’t guess, he was wearing a bright maroon suite with black shirt and a tie. He was good looking I must say with a wadaad beard but the COLOUR, I was like WHAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY???? It looked like he was going to a fancy dress party. I walked past him as he entered the Pizza Hut, Wallahi I stopped outside and had to beat the urge of following him to tell him not to wear these colours as they are inappropriate for Muslim men, but I didn’t coz I thought he might misunderstand me. If you were in my position would you actually tell the person about their dress sense or colour of cloths? And more importantly why do our people where these bright colours?? Its ceeb and? loooooooooool Rose, loool. I Don't tent bother myself with what people do or wear, but looooool, i can't believe it bothered you so much! loool I suggest you stay away from certain locations in London if that shocked you!. lool Kimiya, loool they were trying to look good for the mag! loool
  14. Ibtisam

    Heart beat

    loool.^^ what do you suggest Fish and chips! I'll remember to measure my heart rate when i'm relaxing.
  15. ^^^loool @ shaaqa laan baadan. loool. looool. lool. hahaha that made my day to no ends. lool. I guess since you are stuck with it might as well get use to it. Its not like you can find a cure. loool
  16. ^^^thats what i was think. How on earth can you work out with make up on, i'm sure it will get sticky and uncomfortable (thats if you work out) i'm don't usual go there just to sit there. I can't wear mascara or eyeliner, when ever i try to put it on, i start crying ( my eyes start watering) lool. so i have given up!
  17. ^^^^looool^ Hello UK. aint seen you in a while. My picture was the one No one else was using and i could not find a nice one of a black women on the SOL directory so i had to take the white lady loool @ if i was not somali. I did have my real picture up at one point i think, somewhere, can't remember where might have been another forum.
  18. Xalwaad is nasty and over rated not to mention unhealthy Injection are you kidding me, you mean you would consider get uplifts and shid :Dlool. You are a funny one. Seriously. looool By the way thats not aging gracefully, thats plastic talking which is even worse, i would like to move my face and my chest not burst and melt and everything else when i go in the sun
  19. Who the hell eats Xalwaad anyway, apart from a tasting the thing on Eid or weddings. ITs like eating a bag of sugar. So you are fuleeda, in fact you are bribing her! lool And we all know aint such thing as aging gracefully, you are going to be like every other Cambro and Ceebla
  20. loool ooool, like following Ibtisam aah, you must be on your cycle 24/7 all year around it that case, you always following my as*S you fuuuleeyad, she's still gonna kick your sorry fulleyad a*SS, so might as well stand your ground
  21. ^^^***** you are, you get off at the suffering of maskeen old people Remember what goes around, comes around. One day, you wait, aging and death are the only thinks that we know for sure will happen in life. When you are old, and everyone is so evil to you, push's you over in the street, then you will know.....
  22. ^^YOU ARE SO EVIL, why don't you get the bus for them! Unless you can't run any faster than them! And don't be so rude about them man, they are like the mothers of our ocmmunity, show them a little respect and get the bus for them, instead of laughin at them and then pretending you are not somali when they ask you for directions! shiid i just realised this topic has been hijacked! :eek: One women with PMS is going to have your *** CL! I keep telling you to stop hijacking threads. I'm stop hanging out with you!
  23. loool. because they are old. what is running funny, radcliff run in odd manner me thinks, lool if you mean week! then no it was the longest week i had in ages :rolleyes: SO you are waaregleey i could've told you that for nothing dear
  24. are u kidding me? I can't believe you of all people posted this.looool :rolleyes: At least we know what you "Like" now