^^The naked dream, now that one I have not had. Erm make sure you belt is on tight lady, you don't want to leave your clothes behind at the escalators. What are you hiding?

^^^MEdia has nothing else to report, those two were being their usual childish self, but this time they picked the wrong dude and the wrong time [i.e. when the papers had nothing else to report] As for the grandfather, I really do not get it, and there is something ironically funny about a women who is a band called Satanic Sluts giving moral advise. Like is she serious. And I am sure the old man knew she was a right old bag. Oh and now she is selling her story for cash!

^^The funny surname of course Norf: Setting, privacy, limited profile and then remove the person.

Val I feel your pain. Relaxing can be difficult sometimes. I find that walking helps. Some times I use to walk all the way home from work (1hr 40mins) I use to have the Falling dream too, and everytime I'd wake up before I land. I'd advise you to look both at your diet and your schedule. For example start work at 7am and finish at 3pm, and then you can start to relax earlier and maybe by mid night you would be able to sleep. Read some Quaran before bed time and if you can sleep with it on, it calms some people. Use pills are last resort.

^^^LOOOOL, when are you going?? Any man speaking all soft and southern gets my gag reflexes going. Argh! it sounds so wrong and so sick...the simple 'abaayo' makes me want to slap him LILY THis was what I was trying to say. The southern speech is tailored for female seduction. Guys should just listen to it, and not repeat it. Hello Cara.

JB Sorry about your friend. May allah make it easy for you and all those who lost people in these attacks. What is the point of wasting your time people?? :confused: You are never going to agree, move on. Some of you sound like broken records, always playing the same song, regardless of the topic. :rolleyes:

^^^ Maybe, but I can't help how I feel, I did say "to ME". It just sounds yeah..nevermind, I don't know, they sound fine in english though. Too much sugar is not good for my teeth. I like spicy and fireworks

Maybe you can quote what JB said to sport this outburst? What did he say? I would like to see.

^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ lost in translation. HAhaha. Did you think he was gonna buy you something cool and you got a cold cuppa from the local cafe. I can imagine you looking at him, thinking waaxan waalan he took me all the way from my house [which had nice xaawash tea] to give me hot water with milk in the local cafe. Waar nagatag

^^^Southern accent and shukanisi is a no no, seriously there is nothing to go mushy about, it sounds disturbed and cringe worthy to me. A girl can chat me up in southern accent and it will xaax [if I pretend to be a guy] But the guys just sound lame. It says "I am a push over, walk all over me" They need a bit of erm hmm.. Umpth, you know. "abaaye jalaato maguu gadaa", Lol Malika, that is asking you if would like him to buy you a fridge in Burco. Ms DD, you nasty! Looool, I must have found/lost it about 2am, I laughed too hard I think. Ms DD, I was once chatted up by a Dutch Somali guy who spoke no English and no Somali. I laughed at him and looked at him funny He moved to my area last year [2yrs later than when we met] and now I run into him all the time, but he is too embarrassed to make eye contact now. He speaks English and Somali now [heard him chatting on the phone] abaayo saakey biyo aan ku qubeesanaayey ayaan kaa dhex arkey" There is something wrong with you two! That is just crazy rather than sexy. In fact it is also a bit offensive. Tell him to try biyo cold ah next time, maybe his imagination won't creat a whole person.

Yad yad ya. I agree with Ngonge. [suprise I know] But seriously there is no way of knowing and I think it does not matter either way. He who wishs evil on people, evil will visit him.

^^^Looooool @ HAHAHA this is crazy. Lol Ms DD You see you are getting old already! Please don't tell us, shukanis in somali always sounds dirty! You ask someone do you want to go coffee and it sounds like you just asked them to Aaahm nevermind Over qaxwa it shall be.

Serenity, this section is always dead, so waan uu caamirina [sorry I know you hate my somali, but somethings are best said in Somali! ] Hey Ms DD, I heard you got lost for the whole nyt in town Lily, Lol. Drink tea with lots of milk if you don't like milk. I need winter boots, anyone see anything nice in shops?

^^^Really, I always thought special K was for people who want to lose weigh, now you say it is fully of sugar, it can't be so bad eh. Might try it. I like the adverts for them, you know with the ladies jumping up and down trying to squeez into their clothes, I know a few people like that lol. I don't see wht people just don't get a bigger size! lol HAHA it cracks me up! hehe. Sheh you are too fast with your mind, bet you thought the demo was with real people

^^^I already did she give me 30min talk and demo.

^^^You sure are strange women. I doubt a 9 year old did stuff, and if they heard I doubt they understood! :mad: Stop messing up my perfect Somali-ness :mad: I just saw Cara posts! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL That women sure is mad! Where do you get the energy and creativity! LOOOL HAHA lol

^^^I'd rather that that a big old man, or a big old women. As punishment, I am going to leave you here by yourself and go and troll with She and co in the male free zone!

^^I was there for 9days [four days sitting at Hargisa hospital with my dad and occasionally annoying the staff by shadowing them] and 2days in car travelling to the miyi with just the driver pointing things out. The remaining days, I was looking around town and taking pictures and trying to see things before catching my flight out. SO NO stories I was always told, waaxas Somalinimo iyo Muslimnimo toon maah. Now I have this stupi*d thing where I don't expect certain things from somali people. I feel like crying out, but but you ARE somali!

^^^Yes, but I am still getting use to the idea, that SOMALI women and men and skin so low.

^^^Oi, :mad: I was a summer student!

^^^Xaasha, there would be a new crew. I'm already feeling too old for this place! Alhumdulilalh, how you doing and where you been?? I was wondering where you dropped off to the other day.

^^^And strange grape looking eye. Did anyone check his eye. Thierry, the Dijaal is at the stage where one of his days is like a year to us. It is said that he is currently in this world, in Israel and Palestine. When he reachs the same stage of time of us, [i.e. one of our day is a day in his life] he will emerge. I'll find you this really good link on this later today. This shike can freak the living day out of you.

Morning people. I think it is still a bit early for these stories. :eeew: :eek: Nephy, I thought only white girls did that. :eek:

Maax laa sheegiy people

^^^LOOL, hey Nephy, If I was going to steal I would steal something worth stealing, that I could keep, control, mould, use, abuse and benefit from rather than a walking, talking, cheating dude I would be more likely to steal a baby so I don't have to have one myself, rather than a grown person Lol. SS, I thought maybe you had the wrong image of a sex therapist. I really don't get her passion or your interest. But I've learnt a lot from her books and little leaflets she leaves behind. I can diagnosis any problem now and know the cure too. I should be a trained nurse LOOOL, I would've done that but she does not sound reasonable, I don't want her to go off the deep end, I was at one point tempted to say, yes he is right here and he does not want you anymore, but I held myself back.