^^I had a friend once who was doing some serious gym work to put on weight and gain muscles, He would break 3eggs into a glass and then drink it. Eeeew. Why?? Juxa hates the gym as much as me, we would just end up chatting and doing no work out.

^^Or desperate times, desperate measures

^^^Waa la igu faley baan uu malanya^ Fu-Fu, brother, I am more Somali than Somalis who left home as adults.

Spoken word has a power that reading cannot reproduce. Somalis being an oral community, I guess we are inclined towards poetry. Here below are a few of my favorite spoken word artists. Share your own, and enjoy. - - - Suheir Hammad - Mike Check - A Poet called Benjamin Zephaniah

The last guy is really good, mashallah.

MArx, he came from Finland, not Somalia, the guy already knew how to read and write. But I know what you mean, many boys (the girls tent to focus and catch up or drop off and marry) who arrive from back home in year 10 & 11, and then too late to do anything or get the grades need to catch up and enter the system. Sayid waan kaa yaabey, seriously you are danger! Acudbillah!

I found this clip. Its really good, so do watch it.

biting his nose??? WHAT WHAT, where on earth did you use to fight where they bite people's nose?? OH My GOD!! I am gonna die laughing!!!! LOOOOL hahaha hehehe loool haha looooooooooool looool hahaha lol

I need a useful gym buddy, Faheem is useless, she'll never go, she just like paying monthly to feel good

You are unique, just like everybody else ! " loOOL

^^^walahi waan ka heely big time.

^^^QArix socooda ayaad tahey adiga

^^^That one was just luck, I don't know how that happened either, I was tiny back then and he was the capitan of the football team. Pure Luck and allah's help. Faheema we can use the address.

I should show you my scars one day, see how exciting you think it is then. Did I tell you a broke a girls arm in year 6. It was her fault really She jumped me with five of her friends the day before while her mother watched. Then when I found her in the toilets by herself the next day, she tried to tell me we were “Muslim sisters”. I beat her black and blue and some how her hand broke. Those days it was just hand fight, now the knifes and guns baa waax waalay. Kids always fight, but now you could kill someone just because they called you names.

^^Did you always write Somali like that Val?? Lool, somali jigaar baad qoorta these days

LOOOL. Poor Buuxo!! What did she do to you the poor girl to be bullied like this! LOL

Abdi reminds me of when I arrived in the country at the age of 9, only I did not have an army of brothers/ sisters and cuz like him. I beat ever one that so much as looked at me, even in the class room, while the teacher was teaching. I fought boys, girls, and groups. I was excluded by two different primary schools (who the hell gets chucked out of primary school). The last of the two referred me to a primary school with a Somali kid, they found one, where a 7year old Somali girl who was born the UK and did not speak Somali studied. Not only was she a baby compared to an 8year old from the miyi, but all she told me was ciyaalka ha dildilin (Seriously that was how she said it!) The school had two entrances, and I had to use the teachers one to go in to school and leave, they also found me a supply teacher that sits with me in every class, every time I wanted innan kuu haadad qoof, she will grab my little hands and say NO! NO! I finished my primary school like that. By the time I started secondary school, I had reduced my fighting to about an average of 16 fights a year. I stopped fighting at the end of year 8, partly because waan reer magolabey, but also because I had fought everyone at one point or another and no one wanted to fight me, instead people wanted to be my friend. By this time (year 7 & 8) I had already been excluded from my new secondary school 3times and would’ve been chucked out for good if I got into another fight. I never had a fight in school after that, I use to meet them at a local park if I had to fight, but I only had two fights in year 10 & 11. I was the coolest kid in my last two years, friends with all the different groups, mediating between them.

You know I just saw my brothers response, it is creepy seeing his online response back when he was young man :eek:

^^^Well, she is different, clearly there will never be another Ms DD, but think of this as a direct exchange. She just moved here form Norway or Sweden, yeah I think Sweden. Where did Ms DD go awal?

^^^ okay, I agree. I could pass for true if thats all it takes @ Marx: err everyone has a soul, we don't get much choice in that. Iman varies day to day for everyone so you cannot judge that one either. I'm sure Fabregas meant something else, he is alshabab, he does not do half measures. EDIT: Which he has now explained above! LOL

JB: adiga ayaab doctor uu baahan if you believe A&T. He thinks he saw me on TV, me who won't even speak on the phone to people! :rolleyes:

^^^What are fake sisters, siidaan waa yaab eh!!!!

^^^Come on, I never have, never will accept anything. :rolleyes: ciyaarta jooji yaarow. Whats with the insults! :mad:

Juxa @ loool maybe waa waayeelnimada... Maybe you are the only who can read my somali, the rest are always sending me to a somali language doctor (NOT even a teacher but a doctor!)

@ JB: Lol why, coz you could not read my somali