Ibtisam

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  1. lool, 150K and they give you a cake. Stingy or what It better be cake made with gold or something.
  2. lool @ Juxa does you colleague get half?
  3. ^^Somali :eek: :eek: Ufff Subxanallah. Morning, good to see you again
  4. Lool @ Hodman- sorry I'm sure boss big ears won't reach here. I'm gonna have a half day today and hide from this gloomy day inshallah. Pre-Eid Cleaning and all. Chubacka, I've started dancing again- it is fun, good sport and you won't get bored. Otherwise buy the Wii, you can play what ever sport you fancy each night- but I would suggest something more challenging and works all your body. Also them legs bums and tummy classes are wonderful fun but oh so painful the next day. I guess it depends on why you want to do it? I want to go swimming but all the pools in my area- the ladies days are invaded with the local elderly Somali women because the council is paying for them- and I'm too embarrassed to join them.
  5. ^^How is the family and all north? I should start a website www.somalifacebookretards.com Lol @ rubbing it in, don't mock us, you might end up back here, and your little villiage is always the first to flood *Just viewing beautiful pictures of a Somali friend who married a china man. So nice compared to normal somali madness.
  6. Morning you two- you sound like two old white ladies moaning about the weather; Get use to it already. Juxa maybe if you eat some real food you won't get bruised by the rain drops and blown away with the wind. *Just checking facebook: Somali guys are such losers- Walahi it is ridiculous the stupi*dness they message on facebook to strangers, we have a bunch of retards masked as men.
  7. ^^^I tried!, but first I wanted those who thought he was such BIG HUGE man to come out and say he is now rubbish, this, that or the other.
  8. Originally posted by NGONGE: Guru, you're coming at this story from the wrong angle. Xiin iska daa. Lets milk it and focus on how Mr Payne is turning on those that attended that famous meeting with him. Halka ka wad.... I was waiting for someone to bring this up!!! LOOOL
  9. ^^Afternoon. Lily: Oh my hmmmm yummmm @ Harrods Chocolate rooms. Calls for a pre-Eid visit Book, hot water bottle and under duvet with chocolates and snacks. Very good therapy on a cold rainy windy day like today.
  10. ^^^Which one is that? The one with bunch housewife where everyone is cheating with the others husband? No idea. I bet you you end up doing work? Just watch
  11. ^^This is from the film "Mr. Ibu' It gets creepy after he starts chatting up women and takes one to his house. I found it more disturbing than funny even thought it is a comedy film. I don't think I ever finished it, but I remember his dad came home and he made the women hide inside a water container or something. The African midget Mr. Bean.
  12. Lily have they moved your office outdoors? How did your game go on sunday? Juxa- there is no point her going home, let her keep busy at work. and yes it was nice and simple. Enjoy your half day and send me some cake. P.s. I bet she goes home logs on the net and does some research- damn workaholic.
  13. ^^Indho is our very own Cadaan. @ Juxa So you are working on Eid, just go for the 8am prayer then try to work normal hrs of 9-5 Don't you have to do the family round on Eid?? I'm taking half day tomorrow, Wed, and full day off on thursday. I'm gonna change the house around while the family is away- so it is shiny for Eid. Then I'm take pictures and lazy around. Juxa I cooked health for me yesterday: I even took a picture to show you and faheema.
  14. CL I think they also kidnap people - Naah it is two old ladies working from home- don't think they want their house address up on a public website. So e-mail them and they will send you their contact details. Indho Blue- You are such a bad man!!! lol At least you are honest about it thought! lol
  15. ^^CL, they do Abayahs too- Lool @ Mother is already worried. OKay leave the heels and bright colours behind.
  16. ^LOL. CL: Hello. EID Shopping already?. I can see you in a Abayaa with your killer heels and huge bag. Try these people: www.normode.com Also Ms DD Abayah shop near Angel station might still have some nice stuff. Juxa what is so funny about me dreaming in English and Somali, sometimes even few words of Bengali (if I am pissed off and using the worst swear words possible) and Arabic (if it is a good dream)
  17. Juxa- She can't now, I guess she picks up in the future. Juxa I got the feeling waad uu camiresey Indho I dream in english, but that line was in English.
  18. SalamAlikum people I had a dream this morning after fajar. Me and Juxa and Faheema were at a wedding. We were about 6years older, and Faheema had a child or two. Anyway in this wedding, my side of the wedding was live, dancing, drums and strangely they were marching outdoors. Juxa was three rows down from me and the rows near her were just staring at my side and walking along (I’m bothered style). She went out of line and started clapping to the beat, and she passed some of them- she goes to them "O gamcah miya liidin hiista ma wuxuun isku dheytan". The other thing was, she was taller than everyone on her side and I could see up from her shoulders up as she walked in the crowed. I wonder why were marching in different rows, what was wrong with her end- they look like they were on strike apart from her who was making all the noise. Also Faheema was showing off- I tried to do the mashxarad and she laughed at me and did it exactly like an old lady.
  19. Originally posted by MAXIMUS POWERS: IBZ, Well the Somaliland government needs some coffers so as to continue to provide more provisions for its citizens. If its left to the people, there will be capital flight from somaliland and foreign nations will get rich at the expense of Somaliland. The Somaliland govt has very proficient in allocating resources, despite the harsh economic realities that come from the lack of recogniton. if corruption is what your implying IBZ, the govt has proven itself to be transparent and accountable. Marx, again that is not true. Capital flight and foreign nationals getting rich at expense of Somaliland is a poor argument- because all stock in Burco is from Somali people. The Ethiopians have their fee arrangements with the port and do not need to come through Burco. Therefore nomads who travel to Burco of Somali ethnicity should be able to get the best price for their stock without a tariff leveled at the. I'm not implying corruption but the state is not powerful or centralized enough to provide services or help with the basic livelihood of nomads. People in the city might see drips of the taxes and money, but if I am a nomad, what do I care if hargisa gets a new road- I want to feed my family. So they should keep all the money they get for their herds.
  20. ^^alhumdulilah. Norf is it still hot?
  21. ^^^Okay the "manly, rude, sugar/ cake addicted and ill mannered Bengali" bit is your fault I'm sure she got that from troll corner!
  22. ^^^ :mad: What do you mean lady like!! I am lady like :mad: I even weak pink with those high heel monsters called shoes!!. Which reminds me: Juxa you need to stop spreading your stories. When I met GG from SOL. She could not believe I was a normal: She thought I was over weigh, sugar addicted, hyper, rude, manly, ill mannered Bengali! and it is all your fault Shopping did you say?
  23. ^^^lol why? C&H Well she did not demand that, but she is putting so much effort into it and dieting like mad to fit into her dress perfectly- we thought we'd support her and also scrub up a little for her day.
  24. Max bad idea. Tariffs are an obstruction to trade and go directly to the state. The money should stay with the people. It is a good time to be dilaal in burco eh.