Xaram, meel kasta Somalis are consuming Xaram- no wonder we are a such mess.

CL, sure I know his wife and all his kids- very well. P.s. He is not Somali so don't worry Hey Sayid

Subxanallah how often we say things as a joke and forget to tell the other person about it. Thanks for this AbuSalman

^^^what with £50 No, he has adopted me- he tells me off about things that have nothing to do with him. This is a convo he had with me last summer: Him: Ibti how old are you know Me: 32 Him: Why are you not married, in my culture if you pass certain age we will never find you a husband Me: I'm Africa, we are Okay till we are 40 Him: Sabah (his wife) is good at this sort of things, we were talking about fixing you up with someone Me: err no, no there is no need Him: Well when you are ready do come and tell us. I want to make sure he is a good guy Me: err okay.

^^^All Which she now has to pay back. £50 a week- It will be a loooooooooooooooong pay back

The big Question:

I cannot help but laugh, she turned up for both appointment. I was once asked to take a Somali lady to the DSS, she had moved in to the area and spoke no English. As a young school kid I was a bit too daacad. The one was about 7 months pregnant. After half a day of waiting around we finally got seen. We went through the whole claim yad yad ya. Then I said to her I told them to stop giving you a such hard time because you don't speak English and your baby is due shortly. The women exploded on me and abused me. Turns out she was also registered in another area under different names waiting for a house and on benefit with the kid or something and she did not want this claim as a single person. Lol Acudubililah. We have khalad understanding of the deen- many people think it is okay to steal from the state because they are non-Muslim. Lack of understanding of the deen and the rules which govern us leads to Iman laan. This women is no where near the same as the other family, she really thought about it and planned it- ihdo adeg.com. Not to mention she was not POOR houses in Dubia! HELLO! The other family were merely guilty of being lazy. May Allah guide us All.

My Boss just gave me £50 xaqal Ciid. I told him thanks but I'm not a child anymore. He said I wish my wife and older girls would say that- every Eid before I even wake up they demand theirs then he left. It would be rude if I say but I'm not your wife or child

Che taking it easy

Abu- Salman congrats, that is great. I don't feel stranging having a two year old brother- who I am old enough to be his mother! Call her Salma Money is pointless evil

^^^What do I want with an old 92year old Jewish man?? I feel sorry for him- he is not even dead yet and wa la kal gooestey!

A really rich old man is "really sick" the carer says his daughters are trying to poison him with none prescription drugs so he can die. He cannot speak anymore. The daughters tell me that the carer is trying to steal some of the wealth of the old man and making up stories to cut the daughters out and turn the old man against them. So they have called the police on each other and the carer got kicked out because they are the next of king. Now they are each driving me mad to provide them character supporting evidence that they are looking after the general well being of the old man because the carer is taking them to court for trying to kill the old man. Each one keeps ringing- I'm sending them to Juxa's firm- they can drive her mad and pay her.

what matters is each passing day and not an idealised past or unknown future qadow as north would say.

^^^LOOOL trust you to come from that side!! lol

That is because you just feel like arguing with me today! Don't go all Ngonge on me- you know I am right

Originally posted by Blessed.*: Out of curiosity, what would you "manly" men have him do? If this is true, isn't it sweet irony that she beat him with his golf club. LOL. Bet at the moment he wished he played ping pong or something other than golf Oh well: successful black men with model trophy blond wife- beat him again and send him back to his community.

^^What is the use in getting personal? Lily: Not a true reflection- estimate say 60% of current Somali population in the UK arrived after 1998 either from other parts of Europe or from Somalia. So yes those of us who arrive in the early 1990s can isku toosani few things, but what about everyone else. :confused: She is 40 and he is 50 (that is assuming wa real age- also highly unlikely) So if he arrives as a 42year old man and she was 32 women- as a refugee with no formal education what role can they place in society? Juxa: Sure divorce the State- but I think that is for the new generation- I don't think anyone over the age of 40 who is Somali and not educated can at this late stage divorce the state.

^^^Norf that is the answer- YOU go and read the “no campaign” literature about the Islamic take over and changing the landscape of the city to mirror Muslims countries, and Political Islam’s along with a bunch of phrases that make no sense together. If there were MUSLIM individuals who were well placed in parliament, the media and the institutions to counter these allegations and explain the basic function of the increasing viability of Islam in these society, then the fear mongering people will not have such huge ignorant audience to preach to. Again look beyond this campaign- this thing started back when the Muslims started to arrive- this banning and all the ones that will follow are just the results and the symptoms of the ignorance starting to manifest. Now we are all in denial blaming the bad bad kuufar for hating us and yad yad ya.

Originally posted by NGONGE: I know a family exactly like that one. They get three members of their family to send them money each month and they're living like kings back in Somalia through Cabdi & Xalimos hard earned cash. In fact, one of them is even rumoured to be a qat addict. When told about the story, Ibti shook her head and said: "On a postive side maybe it will stimulate debate...." (this seems to be her catch phrase for the week). Are the three members working?? If so I don't see the problem. Loool @ catch phrase of the week!! Juxa let it go Northy why? Juxa: I agree with all that- but we should not making HIM and HIS family carry the general problem with our community. YES his case just highlighted the problem in our community- we should not throw our shoes at him for shaming himself and us and then forget about it- what does that solve. Be practice people- we don't know why he sold his story or even IF he sold it or if he is sane. But the issue remains that our community is dependent on state, so rather than shaking your head and shouting abuse, show me something else. WHAT NEXT- after you all finish huffing and puffing and abusing the dude and his family? Then you all go back to your jobs- high and mighty, but I tell you now that this road has been opened- we'll be on the newspaper and TV ads for benefit fraud all the time.

Lily you know what I mean- None of us came from wealthy rich families, who upon arriving in the UK brought houses and paid our way. Lets not get ahead of ourself. I just don't know who can mock who or claim the high ground- we've all done our share of the begging- how else did we get here.

^^^Loool Now now Malika easy there dear. C&H: Running must have been going on its own because I've been having a hard time getting up for work let alone jogging- it is so so cold- you could not pay me to go out now! LOL The Moral of the story is that even when they listen- they jump to ahead rather than asking for more details.

Loool!!! CL you know I can be a love guru- how hard can it be; I can play stupi*d, giggle and flatter my eye lashes- I read the manual too you know- So pay up, I will act out.

Juxa: We don't know if he is able and healthy- he looks it, but I cannot see a normal somali person getting the sun or any newspaper into their home. At first I thought the story was fake and made up by the sun, but I see some of the posters know them. Strange thing. Juxa my point is- since it is a welfare state- really who other than the top 10% of the society can point back at others. Even our MPs are stealing- so really. Norf: JZK, I read your signature randomly while thinking it is part of your post.

North and the Point: You are both being short sighted although you both think that waad naga ihdo dheertihin!! The point is not that society is becoming more hostile to anything resembling Islam, it is that we have increased in numbers and more visible as a community within these societies in the last 10-20 years, but we have failed to educate our host communities about who or what we are or make an impact on the decision making arena. So others have done it for us, and the so called hostility is just fear of the unknown. We cannot say people are hostile to anything Islam- because we failed in our duty to tell them or give them an alternative option. When they ban our ritualize or symbolism in their country, we often react in anger by burning flags and ranting on TV like lunatics or moaning about how unfair it is. This in turn enhances this fear and alien Muslims, but we never build the institutions to defend us logically and in the individuals to occupy the relevant places in society and speak for us. What is the use of having a prayer hall or mosques if you do not have the pillars and insititutions to defend what role it places or stands for in our community.

Hey CL. Juxa I am not the Love Doctor- xaga iga mar- I'm from Burco. lol @ Surwaal-gaab- your nuts- leave him alone. lol