LOOOL!!! Classic! HAHAHA baliss dad waa weyn aad tihiin, see camal aad idiin la hadalaa. I have edited cockroach iyo waxan aad qorteen now. I am not editing again. The whole thread waa remove gareynaa! Doora xunaa jid dhaaftay iyo ma dhaafin aa la isku aflagaadeeynaa miyaa?

^^^i thought maybe if I cut down on sugar, my natural levels of sugar will be okay to keep me balanced and I won't be so tired and drained. If I go missing for few days don't worry- I've just decided to stay in bed and hibernate while I wait for some energy.

I'm taking a month off- since thursday. Faheem has been trying to break me, she keeps baking and leaves it lying around. :eek:

CL there are strict conditions about for what reason we can keep dogs; It is only allowed for: - A dog for herding livestock , a dog for hunting, Or a dog for farming. The angels do not enter a house in which there are pictures or dogs as narrated in a saheeh hadith. We’ve also been told that a black dog has an element of shitan in him and if we see him at night we should seek refugee with Allah. Lastly the impurity of a dog can only be removed by washing seven times, once with sand (if they touch a drink vessel/ cup or you touch it when its wet) this is worse than a Pig which the Qur’aan states are haraam and describes as an abomination are not as impure externally that you have to wash so often!

Juxa I did call you from my work number, and I left a voicemail just incase you say it was not me!!! Faheema, daagal wholeman, xabado wifwif Juxa change of plan all together- big big change. Has Siyad updated you? If not will tell you about it tomorrow. I'll watch you eat cake.

Show her a big ugly dog and tell her when they grow up, they all look like that.

Tell her the truth- that it is Haram in Islam- if she has had some Islamic education already she will understand-6yr is big. Failing that tell her; everyone must stay with their family. The Puppy has his own family which he must stay with. It is mean and cruel to take him away from his family- after all she won't like to leave hers. If she says bring the whole puppy family- tell her he has a big family and the house will turn into a zoo. Then you won't be able to feed them and they will die- then it will be all her fault.

^^Lady Juxa. This is how it works. I call people between 8am-7pm and I answer all calls during this time. After 7pm I give all my attention to my Hindi husband (or Faheems cakes)- he does not understand why Somali people call so late. I called you at 6pm, you return my call at 9pm- then you have the cheek to be mad that I missed your call!! :eek: :mad: Your e-mail was to Sayid, I thought you Cc me to be a witness that you indeed mailed him. I don't do cheap cake :cool:

^^^I don't care for the evening or the food- You know I eat anything (CLEAN, cooked and sweet) I just want the money. So All those up for it make yourself known. Sorry boys maybe you can have a men’s version- I know two of the SOL men can cook Ramsey out the Kitchen. Loool @ Jaad, no lady nothing frisky- fizzy drinks gets Somalis high! On second thoughs- they guys probably would if Ngonge has anything to do with it!

^^ Why is that dear?

So if I hold a SOL Female Come dine with me for charity, you guys will feed me and give the money to charity? << I am serious about this- we'll get people to sponsor you and contribute the money, each one will try to win the money for a specific project back home. I will be the narrator

^^there is no Dhamaantii!! Chat room killed Troll corner where is everyone. Hey.

Oh come, don't be silly, If you are going nick someone’s SOL ID, make sure it is someone interesting and worthy or at least someone you can gain some hidden secretes by using their name. Come on thieves aim high- pretend to be admi or Libaax or something, why on earth would you pretend to be Duke or JB or me! I met three Dukes, Four Ibtisam’s, three Paragon’s and two Nuune last night :eek: People are up front chicken rude in chat- someone sent me a private chat message to tell me they hate me and I am a waste of space. Chicken waxiid won't say their SOL name. Val It is not that someone nicked your name, but rather the computer has reserved the name for you. That is why I have a * because when I changed to Ghanima and tried to change back, computer says No. Now I cannot have either one unless I add something. Same thing happened to Cara and Blessed and everyone else who has a new version of their name.

Nuune do you need a travel buddy Serenity has your somali improved with the book? Or are you still stuck?

Ngonge silly man! Nuune I thought you was on holiday now?

Ngonge; hmmm, take off the friday of the 27th anyway. don't waste your holiday today!! It is cold and raining and I saw some ladies heading to your house, so if you go home early you would have to pick the kids up and babysit. I also heard Edgeware Road is closed today till 4pm because of some work going on

^^^Not if there is someone working against you Then you will just go in circles!! Why? :confused: in need of an ego boost miis magaca ayaad kaa heeshe siida loo qooro?

^^Are you aiming to have your name on all the threads on page1?

Ngonge Eid is either on a Friday or Sat. If it is Friday, you would have to take a day off. Also your holiday starts in April?? Miis Arabs Jan bey ka qabsaadan?

Juxa, have some cake and no no no, don't be silly. Somali oo daan ba sanka iga saaran recently. I can see you are having the same problem, tell them to get lost and stop lying and cheating. Wacaadi uu gal.

Hello people. Jumca Mubarak

^Don't worry, wixi walaan wa lala waasha. Originally posted by 'Dalmar': Ibti, It is not my problem that one of your immediate relatives is the most notorious warlord in north Somalia, who committed numerous crimes against humanity, making excuses for the warmonger, shows that you are trying very hard to justify the unjustifiable, but no surprise you are another cheerleader for the warlord adeer, and the clan wars in Somalia If you think you are only a username on this forum, then there is no need to get personal/emotional, and discuss your immediate relatives in this public forum. Also, no one wants to know if you have a close relative who is a serial killer, so stop your whining. quote: Originally posted by *Ibtisam: Waxa caqili aad heesa aya iska yaar, no wonder isdha sheep-ka herd ah ba mar ba dhiinca lagu waada, only a loser such as you For your information Dalmar is simply a screen name also , so there was no need for all your insults, malaa afqalooday waa adagtahay inoo tooso, oo cayda maba joojin kartid Finally, I was never interested to start conversation with mentally sick person like ibti? It was you who started talking and insulting me, now if you are willing to stop lies and bad language that is good Mida kale, adaa afkaaga dheer ila soo raadsaday sida ku cad thread kan, hadana halkaa ku jar oo ku jooji Waxaa lahaa meeshee bey salaadu iska qabsan la’dahay, oo maxey qoftu la daldamasaa, illeen waxey wax la wadaagtaa dhiigyacab, acudu bila'Allah, Mina shaytani Rajiim Kaadi iyo Xaar baad isku sii deeyse. And I am the one with dead relative. Soco quudun iyo quunduka lo weye, go back to kissing whoevers a*ss you was last up in. P.s. Did I mention my dad was part of the original SNM? No I don't mean he is of the shike clan, I mean he was part of the movement Dhiigyo caab baa ii abah, forget waxan wax la wadaago. He probably chased your atheero and aabo around in his younger days, hence why you are still crying even in the west. Forget and move on son, it is not healthy, plus ethnic cleansing failed once before, still standing regardless of your evil intentions. Now try salaadu iska qabso :cool:

Why are they still chasing a mad man? :confused:

Well he clearly do not do his research himself. He would know that: 1) Somalian wax la dha ma jiran 2) We do not look like a white man painted 3) Could he not find a Somali man to shadow in his research.

Why do you need an excuse :confused: Why complicate it, making excuses makes it sound like you should not be eating it or there is something wrong with eating cake. Cake does not need any justification. Eat cake because you feel like eating cake. P.s. The more you resist, the more you want it, so just give in.