Originally posted by rudy-Diiriye: Hes searching for the next uncle...he has no idea next uncle will be a member of alshabab! Loool. JB and Co. Certain folks are already known as reer faan baadeney, naga daaya idinkuna. Puntiland and Somaliland qaati allah aya laga jooga fankiina, not to mention your bad forecastes for each other. On behalf of the normal civilians I say Yaaaaaaaahooooooo.

I hope no one gets hurt in these things. Subxanallah, this trend is getting out of hand.

CL All I remember clearly is you saying I cannot go "aaah" to a farah who looks down my throat If you can reject someone on a shallow reason of being Somali, then others are free to reject based on gender. After all that I might end up having to translate for that old man. Shiid, the agency said too late notice. Juxa try applied Languages next time. The best translating services there is. And they should be, they charge £50 for one hour.

Originally posted by cynical lady: Bless Juxa(the Fun edo) Ibti cheer up my niece has a BF and she’s 6. As for my nephew; he had a steady one since he was 5yrs and his now 13. Hell he even insist on buying flowers and holding hands. I want my niece to have a different life style, wa maxaey boy friend :eek: My nephew is the only one brave enough to even mention to me relationships. Iskan I regularly delete all his numbers and pictures and replace his phone every 6months randomly.

I told her Ciidihiin are not my favourit people right now, so ii daaf for your own safety and call sayid.

CL If I remember correctly, you once walked out of your dentist because your regular dentist was out and a farax had replaced him. Please sheego ha ii diisin now. You won’t show your teeth to a farah who says say “aaah” let alone anything else. So let’s no argue for the sake of it. I sent her an e-mail saying we would like to come on this day, is that okay if so is this time okay. She never replied, so we did not go. What does she want from me.

^^Kids in Diracs are so so so creepy. I makes my skin crawl Far too grown up for kids. Let them wear a kids dress with kids shoe and kids hairstyle. I've seen 7yr olds in dirac and high heels! :eek:

^^^Nice, as long as you keep it under a huge thick hijab We really don't need any more stalkers.

This is so disturbing. My little 8year old niece had a similar conversation with me last year revolving around this area. Her: Habo don’t you like kids Me: Sure, why do you ask? Don’t you think I visit you guys often enough. Sorry hun, but you guys live so far and after work I’m normally beat- plus you can always visit me Her: No no it is not that, I just wondered why you and Xalimo (her other habo who lives with them) won’t get married. Me: What? Her: Well I though it is maybe because you don’t like kids Me: err Her: Continuing…. I am going to have my kids as soon as I finish secondary school Me: WHAT? You will be 16!! Her: I know, but I know what I want to do when I grow up! I am going to have kids and look after them. Her sister (15): I want to be a doctor, so I am not planning to have kids. I am going to work really hard, save lots of money and hire help when I get old and retire. 8yr old: *making a face* That is so sad. I can’t wait to have kids, I’ve been thinking of names. Me: I storm into the kitchen where my sister is making food while following the conversation; What the hell have you bee teaching these kids? :eek: Mum: *Laughing, she goes: you should hear the eldest boy (16) He reckons he is going to have four wives- none of them Somali* :eek: :eek: :eek:

Faheema. I told her to call Sayid with her love affair. Sayid- check and reply to those e-mails. :mad:

^^I felt like she was breaking up with me after a long relationship. Her: I don't know Ibti, me and you and Juxa were good together and we really understood each other, and our ideas were perfect, but then suddenly you are both playing games with me and you don't value you me no more, you don't call me or visit me, juxa does not take my calls, and when she does she tells me I'm busy for two weeks call Ibti. why Why has it all gone wrong and why are we now like this, don't you like me no more- if not you should just tell and not mess me around. What have I done wrong? Did I upset you....................grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

^^CL warerey bey uu dalatey! have you not heard? Juxa your lady called me two times at 9.30pm on friday night and Thursday :mad: I could not get her off the phone and the second time she attacked me and my character. :eek:

Bud la garey but what the hell is Qarsho?? Whatever it is I got it with me, along with torri if you dare speaking about pictures on the wall for any of the girls. :mad: Juxa I cannot believe you are helping this madness of picture collection.

^^^That is rich coming form a man who keeps a shortlist and a wall of pictures What do your eyes care about their kibir or have to do with liking them. Don't confuse the emotional or rational response to them with the response generated by your eyes.

Originally posted by cynical lady: Thank the lord aah? There’s absolutely nothing to be thankful for; the man should be able to discuss his disposition with either sex’es. To prefer one above the other is downright unacceptable. CL while I agree that there is no shame when it comes to health or knowledge, a the same time- if there is an alternative available and you have the choice then why put yourself in an uncomfortable situation. There are certain things that another man or women can express for your better. For examples, if you was in France and needed a translator for PMT at your local surgery or had a Gynecology appointment, you would first try to get a female doctor (for your comfort and examination purposes) and secondly get a female translator to express your concerns.

I thought we fast for 9 days and the 10th day is Eid so we don't fast?. :confused: Thanks for the reminder- I was aiming for Thursday- calendar must be wrong. For those who cannot fast all 9 days, make sure you fast the day of Arafah or three days (including Arafah)

^^Resist following the trend girl. Don't be bacaa yeah. Have your neither hair nor there and they will become somewhere.

Lool @ Prison. CL His daughter asked for one. Adigu why on earth are you insisting? The guy is paying for treatment out of his own pocket- it would be wasted money if I get a Xalimo for him and he is too embarrassed to discuss all of his problems that he wants to address. Somalis have too much xishood to cross some lines. Thank the lord for that.

^^Yes dambi beey galeyan. Islam forbids even other women describing you in front of men. Let alone describing yourself in a forum full of men. For example: we might know that one sister is tall, light skin, Long hair and skinny (from two different threads) but this sister wears a hijab and covers herself fully. So it is best we talk in general terms. Fu-fu- there is a reason why YOU want them to describe themselves, so you can imagine them with the sexy long/ short jarrer hair when you crosses paths with them on SOL :rolleyes:

Juxa, I went to a wedding last night and I got jealousy that 50% had hair pass their as*s, while the other half had a short bob. Haad everyone is two teams- so you decided to leave the middle camp and join the trends eh? Fashion slave NP: Girls you should not describe yourself/ hair in these kinds of threads- particularly the hijabi's.

Juxa; It has to be a farax- medical translator if possible. Let me try the agency- I’ll Google them if I can’t find them- I’ll be back to you.

CL Juxa is one of those annoying people who you meet outside the exam room beside themselves even though they have been revising for months, and you have to comfort them, even though you got in only 2days revision. Then when the results come, they run to you surprised they got top marks. Thank you, (but where did I go ) I need a male translator for an old Somali patient (he is in the Somali politics I think- or just rich ) coming to talk about his problems. He does not speak a word of English and I know what problems he wants to bring up- No way I'm translating for him, no no no- Pluz I am not a translator. He only has a daughter and he does not want to bring her- even though she made the appointment for him.

^^^I happen to agree. It looks great if you keep it short like her and don't brush it. Otherwise you would cry like a baby if they are like that and you have to maintain them! I've never seen a Somali girl with nabby hair. Most of us some confusing mix of Afro meets India that grows out like a tree like an Afro, but then grows as long as an indian. I mean seriously Haye Aaliya, adigu you have nice long hindi hair ee maxaad ugu diganeysa us qarafadog chicks

SalamAlikum people. Girls sounds like you all woke up on the wrong side of the bed with madax xuun, bad mood and an excuse called one of those days. Shiid girls, cheer up, it takes less energy to be cheerful Qul Alhumdulilah ya banatii as my edo would say. Juxa, do you use an agency for Somali translators? I need a male translator for tomorrow 10am till 11am. - Faheema put some headphones on or tell her you need to think- time out. - Juxa, call in sick, take some painkillers, and two glass of water, nap for 1hr. When you wake study your socks off. Then go to sleep after isha at 6.45pm. Wake up at 4am and study till 7am. You will never forget what you learn in the morning. - CLTell me your problem and I'll give you a good plan Now all together breath and count to 10.....

Nevermind about my one Castro- I'll ask the hindi to send me a sample one from India. Looool @ AAliya!! Your somali is xaasiid you know! lol Btw, serenity was just trying to get two for herself!