Ibtisam

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  1. The warlords always outlive everyone. Only the good useful people die, kuwa kale so taagn since 1950s. Lily glad to hear u found something!! Juxa little animal coloured number was taken by Nehenda!!
  2. Juxa anytime- you can collect haada if you want. Hi Lily
  3. Well signing off as Jibreel does not make it anymore clear which of the Jibreels then- it should be something like -The Real Jibreel or the Old Jibreel, or the 3rd Jibreel I'm good alhumdulilah- the event happened in other ways- but what ever happened to you and your family?? I tried searching for you, but with no luck.
  4. ^^Loool Hey Jibreel How u doing? (not joey style)but generally P.s. You do realise we can see that it is Jibreel who commented- you don’t need to sign off as Jibreel too P.s.s. I'm going to start sign off as "this was authorized by Ibtisam"
  5. Lol Juxa: Send me a picture will ya, better yet, come and see me when you can see clearly- it is about time you get a good look at me
  6. North when you off to SL? Hey Juxa Feeling better? I got Eid present from this old Kuwait couple- A gold ring with huge turquoise stone. It completes the necklace they gave me for last Eid. I like working in this place around Eid. I probably should get them something. How is everyone?
  7. A&T they were busy making money and building blocks when the smooth talking ones robbed them blind miya?? Che- Reer Qardho history is well known- particularly with Geel
  8. Che; It is the ones he calles Shisha, but I thought the shisha were the other beel- not even a clan name. Che- ever heard the sayinf "dacwo meesha eye macal ku barato aye macalul ugu baqtidad" I don't know about my other cousins but that sister of mine will kill him with kindness
  9. ^^^Nothing to do with SOL or Duke- Hablo aye nag xaadiin including my sister midway through her tahrib.
  10. ^^^Loool, they are Darw-shisha kuwaad sheegety, It is not them under discussion. Ngonge it is a good thing- so don't be so hard on yourself. Cowke- yahoo. Make up with your brothers then you can have an outburst about me. Till then >>>> Che: Ngonge will PM the other one and will come back with a light bulb switched on later. Leave him be. I already have the 411 on the Ds and Dh and Mini double Ds. Shidhouse naag daafah. Lool@ Then they will leave all their activities such as the collection of frankincense and descend proudly from the mountains
  11. ^^^I just realised you put AAliya and Musa in the same sentence!! LOOL :eek: I'm sticking to my codes above- adigu you getting too technical for a northerner*. Ngonge- what Che is saying is the said "d" are economically rich, but political abaar.
  12. Che, you are confusing him more. It should be something like this: The BIG D, that is on the same scale as the shike DU of LA The Dh of Bosasso and then the other can be "d" I figured it is not the DU of LA, the Dh are too business like to throw things, so it must be the "d" Loool @nocturnal habits besides throwing hand grenades at peaceful crowds
  13. ^^^You know I was going to say they should really be called the "DH" rather than just "D" already wa la heesta. The "DH" are normally business people with loads of houses and business- can they really afford conflict and violence. Choas is really not in their interest. But then again, we only have Cowke word that it is a whole clan. We need the puntiland version of JB to come here and say "the police is investigating and the findings will be told later, those responsible will be dealt with" Instead we have Cowke blaming a whole clan.
  14. ^^^LOL NGonge can't be the same ones, they busy with LA to open another front.
  15. There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.' 'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!' 'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.' 'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith. 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.' 'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said. 'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. 'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.' 'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith. 'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look' 'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. 'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?' 'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.' 'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.' Mrs. Smith fainted
  16. You did not have to dig it up and prove it- Ramadan I was offline. Enjoy your stay nevertheless and don't get banned again.
  17. W/salam I must have missed that thread. Wlc back. Did you forget Somali during your ban? maxaad la fahmiiwidey "miyad akhyirisatey"
  18. WOW Unknown is back :eek: Unknown I thought inaad akhiristey brother!
  19. Loool @ Juxa. Well done lady- and 4hrs early too. I hate people who give things in early, makes the rest of us lastmin.com look bad. Go home and sleep- then get your eyes checked. I think it will suit you- nice pair yeah
  20. Err Ngonge that is a poor example- it would be as silly, even if you had all the other information and knowledge to be applying for an Imam without being a Muslim- your knowledge will tell you, that you are disqualified. No need to mention your religion- even if you are teaching Islam- mentioning you are Muslim does not really help you- it is like women who base their midwifery application on- I can do it because I have four kids.
  21. ^^^Those are just follow up questions- which are all valid and can give us more information. But I am not designing a questionnaire here. I just wanted an initial indication, getting people to qualify their answer is a different stage. Most things do work or ifs and buts and with exceptions- those grey areas are present in all areas.
  22. Ngonge: Said the pointless old man with a pointless post. How so, taking into consideration the number of people who were falling over to express their outrage in the other thread. I want to know how many will go out of their way to take up the offer of money for telling on others. Also I'm sure you heard about the new council schemes coming in- which entitles you to £1500 for telling the council of a council house which is being sublet by the tenancy who no longer need the property or live else where and making money from it. All this encourages people to join the snooping community. Is it pointless to wonder how many in our community find it okay or acceptable to take up these offers and report these activities. What is your problem?
  23. ^^^You know what I mean. Somali men know no age. 60yr old somali men try say Walalo- I'm like no, no, Awoowe. CL you have a strange mind- Its not gonna work, leave my boss alone
  24. It is stealing whether it be on sea or on Land. Stolen or money obtained by forces and hostage taking unless it is in a state of war and they are prisoners of war is obviously haram. The spread of this Xaram obtained money into the community and the population would consume the blessings and the honest earnings of that community.