Reeyo;983083 wrote: Howdy Al, What has he done now? it's not what he's done. it's the lack of direction SL faces today. we expected more from this govt.

Kulmiye has failed. i'm so angry. i had a revelation of sorts. i can't believe i was so blind to their incompetence. :mad::mad: i'm officially announcing my candidacy for the Presidency of the SL Republic. inshallah kheyr.

D/P

Tallaabo;983038 wrote: Why not just buy a caravan and move into a Gypsy camp? ^ i suppose i'll have to rent a caravan according to the manhaj of Dr. Kenny. should i rent a wife too? malaha i'll do a quick muta like the Shia folks? that's like renting oo kale, horta, somaha? let's all rent everything. it's the better option for most of lives difficult choices. renting. you heard it.

^ being SOL's first openly gay member this sort of thing is right up your street, ma istidhi? :D

^ islamically endowed they say about you. balse, you're not clued up economically, abti? kulaaha rent.....malaha the custodians of the holy cities are paying for this rent?

Safferz;983028 wrote: Do you have $400k lying around? in my world $10,000 will suffice, thanks. what sort of house costs $400k Prof. Saffz? taking a mortgage out is a confirmation of being reer galbeed. it's haram. it proves to me and all other self-respecting persons that y'all are bonkers. what's wrong with y'all, baal? can't y'all invest this dosh in y'alls homelands? aren't y'all aware of the huge potential to build y'all's dream house for next to nothing? i'm not surprised by y'all's ignorance. wayoow....because y'all are all about 2.4 children, a car, a pet - preferably a cat and a mortgage. DISGUSTING.

i don't understand people who take mortgages out. it's foolish. just pay it in cash.

what's up happenin' y'all. this is your boy Alpha B and it's approx 11:54AM in the nation's capital. being busy all morning. i was off work today. i usually lazy about the house on Saturdays but i've been busy working on my library project all morning. there's no more excuses, dee. if it fails, its down to me, somaha? this afternoon, i'll have to buy cleaning products. when i was there last night, the place was so dusty and disgustingly in need of cleaning. i offered the job to my current maid. she's now got two different jobs. it's important because she's reliable, you know. i need to also hire a watchmen in the next couple of days. i've already earmarked the job for this guy i know. he seems reliable. next week, i'll have to hire a manager for the centre. inshallah kheyr. trying times but i'm also excited by the challenge. suckers!

tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune.

This highly political film about the Algerian struggle for independence from France took "Best Film" honors at the 1966 Venice Film Festival. The bulk of the film is shot in flashback, presented as the memories of Ali, a leading member of the Algerian Front de Liberation Nationale (FLN), when finally captured by the French in 1957. Three years earlier, Ali was a petty thief who joined the secretive organization in order to help rid the Casbah of vice associated with the colonial government. The film traces the rebels' struggle and the increasingly extreme measures taken by the French government to quell what soon becomes a nationwide revolt. After the flashback, Ali and the last of the FLN leaders are killed, and the film takes on a more general focus, leading to the declaration of Algerian independence in 1962. Director Gillo Pontecorvo's careful re-creation of a complicated guerrilla struggle presents a rather partisan view of some complex social and political issues, which got the film banned in France for many years. 10/10.

Haatu;982851 wrote: Alpha, I want to show you the weirdest Somali dance ever (I have seen it first hand). Go to 7.40 and watch. You see the part when the men bring their knees up? At times when the xamaasad takes them some get a knife/toorey and actually cut themselves. A neighbour once did back in the day, it was a sight Garissa had better change it's image problem quick, ma taaqan? i say this not out of pure hatred but it appears Adan Duale & Co aren't doing a good job in promoting the city to the outside world. Garissa, as you claim, has made great strides in recent years, but that it continues to churn out this sort of nonsense and is defined by it....is pathetic. as a town planning graduate, i wrote my thesis on: ''Wannabe World Cites: Urban Regeneration Through Planned Transformations''. here, i wrote about how cities are restructuring to become international hubs in the global networked economy. in particular i focused on Bilbao (largest city in the Basque Region in Northern Spain, Dubai (UAE) and Gaborone (Botswana). writing extensively on these cities and their attempts to become ''Wannabe World Cities'', i concluded my thesis on how we can take lesson from these cities. weird examples, ma istidhi? :cool: ^^^Bilbao's iconic Guggenheim Museum.

Apophis;982797 wrote: Have your bruises and scars healed from the recent (well deserved) police beat down? says the man who's continually harassed by Nairobery's police. has your Somalia mashruuc'ising NGO given you safety training yet? abti, whatever you were trying to achieve with the above comment is futile. the chapter is behind me and i'd much rather forget it, ma garatay?

Abbaas;982948 wrote: Inaar, are you getting all these information from Nuune's space Jinns, the " Somali-Irish " guy? A zealot :eek: .. Ma Nerd baad imoodey? Aflagaado waa laga roonyahay, i've a life.. ma garatay? :mad: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Abbaas, it's fine to be a nerd, abti. caadi iska dhig, dee

is this the Somali Bantu Bacha Bazi?

^ are you going to help me pay? naga daa ciyaarta, abti

Alpha Blondy;982692 wrote: officially rented the property today. did the notary agreement and all. it's a little too far from the town centre but spacious.....there are good transport links. paid 3 months deposit. may require some small renovations balse we'll see, y'all. this is madness. won't someone tell me to STOP. weey tagtoooooooow..... weey talaabteeeeeeeey. ;) ^ Al's Office and personal secretary's office. ^ Main Library - very spacious. shah or coffee anyone? :cool:

jeudi soooooooooooooooooooooooooir y'all.

^ don't forget we have binding contract. 3 more years and we're to marry, somaha?

so we passed the 7,000 posts, maha? on the 3rd of October 2013, this thread also celebrated it's one year anniversary, apparently. in that 1 year and a bit, many things have changed. Alpha B - nothing has changed nor improved in my life. life seems so rotten but Alhamdullah. Haatu finished high school. now want's to get married. caajib. what a little saqaajaan akhi. Oba was BANNED (R.I.P) Cambuulo went to Mogadishu and survived. Saffz seems absorbed in her community college studies. she (Meg Ryan without the weird lips) traveled to Hargeisa and met Alpha (Tom Hanks in Cast Away). Saffz played Meg Ryan and Alpha played Tom Hanks and Billy Crystal in...... When Alpha Met Saffz, Sleepless in Hargeisa and You've Got a PM. . Apo is now a Muslim, traveled back to Africa and seems to exude Afrocentricity. schizophrenic tendencies. Wadani - no improvements to his life. has no made no progress whatsoever. i suspect he's suicidal and don't be surprised if he blows up a restaurant near Lido Beach soon. SPooow - apparently 'real' despite my suspicions. odd guy. seems shallow and lack confidence. pretends to be 'middle class'. i imagine he's reached a glass ceiling of sorts in his professional life. pretends to be Africa...weird. D.O.C - apparently imports illegal foox to Omen. he's not genuine about SL. Qansax - cult member of the Mungiki, i reckon. i doubt he's even Somali. well mannered and seems ok. Aabbas - tech-freak sort of character. quite annoying but decent fellow overall. idealist and living in a bubble. i don't think he has friends in real life. a zealot. Taalabo - first openly gay member on SOL. weird guy but solid on the politics. maybe Peter Tatchell Reeyo - now you see her, now you don't. i suspect she's a single mother living in a rundown council estate with good internet connectivity. Juxa - the best of the rest. :D they say you can read so much about a person's musings, ma ruubna? ;)

Haatu;982682 wrote: SP, who uses Tango anyway? It's all about Whatsapp my friend. That reminds me I got a message the other day from someone I bailed on 2 years ago. I've been avoiding her since, very awkward lol you do realise if you were to continue this 2 year old illict convo on the whatsapp thingy...it could be illegal, maha?. considering you only turned 18 years recently and the chick was potentially 2 years younger and 'barely legal' when y'all were conversating...cala kuli xaal and without beating around the bush........ that makes you a young pedophile. technically speaking, that is......:cool:

Cadale;982775 wrote: friends im inviting you guys to http://tinychat.com/solers i clicked on the link inaadeero. lot's of people with strange guest names on there. i saw at least 7 names on there, dee i wonder who they could be? do you think my family, friends and stuff check this thread.........? that's scary walahi.

nuune;982776 wrote: ^^ Adiga unbaa adeegsada erayada qalaad eed ka dhawaajisey = Adiga unbaa isticmaala erayada ajaanibta eed ka dhawaajisey. Hadaad adiga ka deyrisey Afkaaga hooyo yaad kalood eeda saareysaa, iska biloow adiga muga hore. abti, waan ku salamaya. bacda salaan, i was lost for words, ma taqaan?. i wrote that fake ''pseudo-rebel without a cause'' stuff because i had nothing useful to contribute. then i remember say walahi. i added that to the list, dee.

Cadale;982778 wrote: Pardon me? i did what exactly? I'm from the fam inaarow i gave you my full abtiris on pm what the hell man? are you saying im a sheegato :eek: i'm not saying that. i'm just saying we don't roll like that, you know check this potential Cadawian theme track..... if y'all are bringing beef, we're bringing war come to y'all's cities, knock down your doors slap up y'all's Caqil like we did before whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? didn't know your tribe were so poor but y'all gave mans lacag baad ah near the Berbera Corridor :p

Cadale;982775 wrote: friends im inviting you guys to http://tinychat.com/solers why you chatting shit about my tribe? are you even my tribe mise you're a fake wannabe?