Alpha Blondy

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  1. islamic new year tomorrow. i was shocked not a single person knew. not good. today was Diwali.
  2. another day in the office. so annoyed by the BS and trickery i have to endure. do i look a fool? last time i checked i didn't, you know. lakinse, wa caadi.
  3. i've just realised i have work tomorrow. caajib. what a shock. story of my life, ma istidhi?
  4. AfricaOwn;984125 wrote: I'm just throwing you off, she's not aden cise. Don't ask me personal questions on here Saxib. khiyaaliga iska da. wa iga talo. i'm surprised you've yet to mention Abaarso Tech.
  5. ^ shooow you want to be a cultural critic. i have my own Rottentomatoes account. i've been peer-reviewed, you know. do you know the movie i was referring re the hungarianism? what movie is this?....the one like the paint drying?
  6. Abbaas;984121 wrote: Interesting development indeed! :D nothing interesting about this BS. naga daa the obscure comments, abti. wa ku sidee, dee? in South Africa, they have corrective procedures for lesbians. they also rape babies to cure HIV ee sida uula soco.
  7. Haatu;984080 wrote: I'm quite fluent in Magyar I'll have you know :cool: ''keyser soze'' x 25 repeatedly. ^ the only af-Hungarian i know.
  8. Apophis;984113 wrote: More evidence you've had lobotomy. a controversial procedure ain't it?
  9. Safferz;984105 wrote: No, but you obviously do, kulaha "my Slovakian chick." You're just mad I only gave you one date in Hargeisa and moved on imagine doing a role play with a Somali Xalimo. nurse and patient scenario patient: oh nurse, i've left my phone on the table, could you please fetch it for me adigo mudane. it's just over there and while you're at it, don't block the sunlight......(making it impossible for her not to bend over) nurse: saas miyaa? maxaad i moodey saqajaanyahow eedaabta laheyn? LOOOOOOL
  10. this is an awesome tune. if y'all haven't heard it before then listen to it. wa iga talo.
  11. AfricaOwn;984100 wrote: ^^^I've met this Aden Cise girl in Chicago, originally from the UK , I'll invite you to the wedding. good for you. best of luck.
  12. Safferz;984083 wrote: Maybe a *little* jealous and slightly butthurt because I'm obviously cuter some Slovakian side piece :mad: Soco :mad::mad: why the anger? you needn't entertain these ludicrous claims. you do role plays miyaa?
  13. Safferz;984068 wrote: We'll throw rocks from across the street, Tallaabo As well as the great North American pastime, TP'ing: Watch out Haatu :mad: you jealous i didn't take you, instead? :cool: abti, i've already hosted you and i'd host you again lakinse i need my bit on the side, ma garatay?
  14. Haatu;984061 wrote: Slovakian aa? You should've sampled the Hungarians instead One day IA. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@sampled the Hungarians saas miyaa? caajib abti, oo miyaad la jaanqada naagaha yurubta dheexe? inaar, howshooda aya badan ee baal iska ilaali. :cool:
  15. Tallaabo;984041 wrote: What about me and my..............? This is a beautiful mansion indeed no habar qalooc, no gays, no dogs.
  16. Haatu;983967 wrote: Don't do the dhaanto. We're not Ethiopian. In other news, I found my dream home. IA one day I will build a home just like it in Gaaris Cadey (It's in Jeddah and stolen from SSC, God forgive me). are you going to invite your friend Al? imagine....you and your xabashi girlfriend.... me and my Slovakian chick for a weekend in your mansion in Garissa Cadey for the party of the decade, abti. baal shaqeyso so we can party in Haatu's exclusive retreat of moral vice:p
  17. Safferz;983934 wrote: Alpha I'm sad because I have to do another Amharic performance this semester for "cultural night," except this time I have to dance too lol Nooo! let's all give each other another rounds of hambalyo as we celebrate cultural diversity, ma istidhi? as a regular contributor to various blogs including but not limited to SOL, it never ceases to amaze me, when white folks and Somali liberal alike indulge in a bit of cultural charades, with a view to showing off their enlightenment to each other. such events are clearly staged to massage their uppity egos and sensitivities. what is "cultural night"? again, we're not surprised by such attempts to denigrate the diverse cultures of the world by squeezing their apparently diversity into one night's extravagance. but, that they group together different cultures under such seemingly vague banners, not only attests to their narrow mindedness but also their arrogance. these are the same people who've reduced Black History to a single month...yet for those of us who consciously identify as Black, not least because of our higher melanin counts, but who've also been mentally unshackled by the institutional hierarchical and racist structures, and the latent pigmentocracy that privileges those with lighter skin.....this is not impressive. :cool: using a term like 'cultural night' under the guise of uppitynimo, is a great insult to the cultures, traditions and heritage of the people of the global south. their uppity attempts to put our unique cultures on a pedestal for a single night is vile. time and again. it would appear to be the case that our cultures are put on display, mocked and sold out by self-hating Black folks. 'cultural nights' and other such elitist festivities, commodify our cultures and give them glimpses of the 'ethnic'..........that puts them within touching distance of exotic far-flung places. these spectacles of sorts and engrossing performances during ''cultural night'' make a mockery of our cultures......and our learned brothers and sisters, particularly those afflicted with an inferiority complex, perform for their white masters as though in an anthropological zoo. cultures must always be considered in terms of their place of origin and no matter how 'cultured' one might be, one must wholly understand there will always be barriers of entry into other cultures. balse, we know white folks and Somali liberal alike seek to have insights into other cultures through the arts or by listening to the music of that particular country. and yet conscious cultural critics like myself appreciate and wholly understand; it doesn't make you more familiar with the said culture. p.s - excellent Gurage song. really awesome. i sing along all the time. :cool:
  18. interesting. i went to the opening of a major investment conference last week. if you factor the SDC into your predictions, the budget will exceed it's projected growth this financial year.
  19. a busy and decisive week ahead. but tonight is movie night and i shall enjoy what remains of my weekend.
  20. Alpha Blondy;983399 wrote: somewhere on page 14, one of the older dumar elders of SOL, who's at the autumn of her product shelf-live, much like the thread, makes ambiguous statements eluding to support Saffz because ''we're clearly emancipated womenfolks'' while at the same time remitting cougar like attention-deficit traits or in other words ''i'm still here ee give me some of the attention'' ...... once Haatu impresses us with yet another strange soliloquy in his trademark abstract af-Soomaaliga.......then the prophecy is real. :p