Alpha Blondy

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  1. magicbird;984423 wrote: Salaam Bro is there is anyway to contact your boy. I'm trying to get into the rare gem business, too scared of the diamond business. I'll be forever grateful. sure. i'll look around. he's a cool guy but very secretive.
  2. ^ she made me look like a fool. i ain't like that, ruunti. wa siday tahay. Saffz - please edit this highly disparaging nonsense.
  3. Haatu;984506 wrote: Kulaha insecurities. I'm one of those people who wears a macawiis and dacas outside and you're telling me about insecurities :D you're not caadi. say what? a macawiis and dacas? have you received your indefinite leave to remain, horta?
  4. Safferz;984504 wrote: I can confirm... Alpha mustered the e-courage to ask me out for dinner when he learned I was in Hargeisa again this summer, but when he picked me up and we settled down at a local Ethiopian spot, he couldn't even make eye contact or get a sentence out because he was so flustered. As an introvert myself, I panicked at his inability to carry conversation (two people can't be listeners, after all), so we finished our tibs in complete silence until I asked the waiter for the bill in my broken Amharic. Conveniently Alpha stepped out at that exact moment, having "left" his phone in the car, so I paid the bill and asked him to take me home. It was certainly one of the most awkward first dates I've ever had, but I gave him another chance later in the week when he begged me to hang out again via SOL PMs. As he opened up to me over time, he became more personable and easier to talk to, though I know much of that has to do with the sheer quantities of qat and shisha we were ingesting at his house. Who would have thought Alpha's garden is actually a real hobby of his? I even saw all the books and furniture he's collecting for his library and research centre. So beyond his trollish SOL exterior, Alpha is actually a smart, kind guy with a great sense of humour, ee sida ula soco. Alpha and I have been the best of friends ever since this is preposterous. waad walaatahay walle. miyaad isku xishootid, inabti. WTF? :mad: i will NOT have my person sliced opened, slowly dissected and openly critiqued by extroverted folks to make speculative wax-la-yidhi comments. what do you think you're playing at? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Alpha and I have been the best of friends ever since introverted or what, ma istidhi? even your writing is introverted dee. typical introvert. you can't say it, yeah? caadi iska dhig. :p
  5. Haatu;984502 wrote: I just noticed I'm at least 2 shades lighter than my facebook profile pic (summer tan). Who needs skin bleaching products when you have good old Winter to do it for your. PS: I'm getting ziering bald treatment ads. How did they know! you're remitting insecurity these days, abti. are you alright? sida wa laga ficanyahay. wa iga talo. remember everything can be remedied with money......and everybody has their price, too. wa iga talo.
  6. what a nice little Islamic New Year Holiday it was today. it was the last official holiday of the year here. New Year’s Day Milad un Nabi (Birthday of the Prophet Muhammad) May Day Somaliland Reclamation of Independence x 2 days Lailat Al Miraj (Ascent of the Prophet Muhammad) Somaliland Independence from Britain Eid Al Fitr x 2 days Eid Al Adha x 2 days Islamic New Year TOTAL = 12 SL needs more national days to create unity and a better national psyche. i'm recommending the following.... SNM Patriots’ Victory Day Downfall of the F@@ash Boroma Conference Commemoration Day Burao Conference Commemoration Day Garad Abdiqani Garad Jama Day
  7. AfricaOwn;984435 wrote: Introverts often have very loud e-persona, the internet serves an outlet to express themselves. Africaown, i'm one of those people ma garatay? abti, i hardly make eye-contact with folks. you'll probably never believe me when i say the real Al is a soft-spoken, polite and mildly engaging sort of person. not mention that i posses several further 'miskeen' traits. lakinse, i could probably kill someone without a moment's hesitation, if i had to, that is....dee. introverted folks are not nice. they are quite for a reason. you cannot trust them. i speak from experience when i say they are not daacad in their opinions, values, actions and the niceties they present to folks :p. lakinse, extroverted folks can't not be taken serious because of their consistent loudness, khiyaale and group-based activities. their behaviour is prone to unpredictability, inconsistency and mood swings. they probably couldn't survive on their own....also they are defined by folks. anyways, folks to have control their mouth and actions, somaha, dee? what do you think?
  8. Haatu;984429 wrote: I'm an extrovert which was expected. I hate solitude. solitude is not bad, sometimes. being around people all the time can be nauseating, maha?
  9. Haatu;984436 wrote: It's almost marriage season in a few months. I shall be turning 26 in a few months as well, huh. Maybe I ought to throw in the towel and get married as well, all my friends have done so as well. It's for that reason I avoid Facebook nowadays, I can't stand to see baby pictures anymore. Saff, get married, don't make the mistake I, Alpha, Che, Oba and nuune made. You don't want to end up forever single like us. so ma aragtid, abti. usheeg these folks, dee. it was a heinous mistake on my part. i gave her the world and all i got was insults. i married a foul-mouthed xalimo basking in the glory of her supposed intelligence and independence. i barely survived the ordeal lakinse........ i, now tell all budding guurdoon folks to test-drive the original goods before buying them. in other words, iska huubi the evil mother-in-law. what a foul nasty woman her mother was...i suspect she had the 'hots' for me, too. when i refused her advances and late afternoon exploits.....she set my ex-wife against me. silly the ex-wife was....she's now married again. we still see each other around town.
  10. Safferz;984481 wrote: Looks great Alpha i'm trying to go for something different, you know.
  11. Alpha Blondy;984421 wrote: the library will be OFFICIALLY opened on the 1st of December. last week, i renovated the place. this week...i'll finalise the furniture and stuff. next week, i'll finalise the cataloging the database. the ribbon cutting ceremony is on the 1st of December. low profile ceremony inshallah. what y'all think?
  12. the library will be OFFICIALLY opened on the 1st of December. last week, i renovated the place. this week...i'll finalise the furniture and stuff. next week, i'll finalise the cataloging the database. the ribbon cutting ceremony is on the 1st of December. low profile ceremony inshallah.
  13. Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;984382 wrote: Horta 'bun' waa Afsoomaali for qaxwada iyo for seed it is produced from; it is not Xabashi word, but rather an Afan Oromo word, a language that shares many words with Afsoomaaliga or should I say Afan Soomaali. Afsoomaali brown cad waxaa lagu dhahaa mariin, kuwa kalena kafee ayee ugu wacaan. By the way, 'coffee' derives from qaxwo. Saan ayuu ereyga qaxwo isku bad badalay. Qaxwo = Carabi Kahva = Turkish Café = Talyaani/Faransiis Coffee = Ingiriis thanks for explaining MMA.
  14. Safferz;984402 wrote: I got a marriage proposal tonight. It was an awkward and unexpected conversation listen wisely. congrats.
  15. another gaal like syndrome. kulaha Introverts iyo extroverts.
  16. Your personality profile: I. (I = Introvert. E = Extrovert) but I'm also a narcissist. i scored highly in the NPD quiz.
  17. working two jobs aint easy lakinse what about my life/work balance? [Chorus: John Legend] There's something in your heart and it's in your eyes It's the fire, inside you Let it burn You don't say good luck You say don't give up It's the fire, inside you Let it burn [black Thought] Yeah, and if I'm ever at the crossroads and start feeling mixed signals like Morse code My soul start to grow colder than the North Pole I try to focus on the hole of where the torch goes In the tradition of these legendary sports pros As far as I can see, I've made it to the threshold Lord knows I've waited for this a lifetime And I'm an icon when I let my light shine Shine bright as an example of a champion Taking the advantage, never copping out or cancelling Burn like a chariot, learn how to carry it Maverick, always above and beyond average Fuel to the flame that I train with and travel with Something in my eyes say I'm so close to having the prize I realise I'm supposed to reach for the skies Never let somebody try to tell you otherwise [Chorus] [black Thought] One love, one game, one desire One flame, one bonfire, let it burn higher I never show signs of fatigue or turn tired cause I'm the definition of tragedy turned triumph It's David and Goliath, I made it to the eye of the storm, feeling torn like they fed me to the lions Before my time start to wind down like the Mayans I show 'em how I got the grind down like a science It sounds like a riot on hush, it's so quiet The only thing I hear is my heart, I'm inspired by the challenge that I find myself standing eye to eye with Then move like a wise warrior and not a coward You can't escape the history that you was meant to make That's why the highest victory is what I'm meant to take You came to celebrate, I came to sever great I hate losing, I refuse to make the same mistake
  18. SomaliPhilosopher;984296 wrote: ^perhaps if it was a camel you would understand camels are sacred to the caagdhere folks**, somaha? ever wondered why Elephants are extincted in Haatu's neck of the woods. we shan't explore such history ban ku idhi, dee....:cool:;) ** also explains their height. ileen wa animal pedophiles eh. :D
  19. Safferz;984320 wrote: So tomorrow they open up the random draw for the Nike Women's half-marathon in DC at the end of April... should I enter? There's no guarantee my name will be drawn, but if it is, I'll have to do it. It's a race I've wanted to do for a while and it would make a nice end of semester trip for me for that weekend. I'm a little intimidated because I haven't done a race since 2011, but then again I have more than enough time to train (but winter running in New England ). Anddd the finisher medals are TIFFANY NECKLACES! corporate sponsorships ruin these sorts of events. will you last place medal be sprinkled with Swarovski crystals?
  20. Haatu;984344 wrote: Garissa slang for slaves from the formal somali word adoon. It's a derogatory word we use for the madow y'all are non-PC. i like. :cool: halka ka si wada.
  21. Mooge;984347 wrote: i met alpha's close cousin in nairobi. it was good dinner. si waad sheekada, abti. kulaaha dinner surprised to see you actually left your local merfish for once.........mise it was a 'safari'? abti, your fadhi ku dirir has no ethics, ma garatay? ^ by this i mean.....it's like your whole life is dedicated to divisive politics. folks like you are disgusting. no offensive but i had to say that, you know.
  22. Safferz;984339 wrote: Maariin is a bit darker than that. maarin is the same as maroon (dark brownish color), which takes its name from the French word marron. i believe it's called buuni in Af-Soomaali, which probably takes its name from the Ethiopian term for Coffee (Buna). so what's the somali term for brown?
  23. Haatu;984316 wrote: I'm sure you guys have heard of the 60s era politicain called ina lax wa.se. I wonder how he got that nickname. there's probably a logical explanation to this name. he probably wa.sed like a lax politically (since a lax can't help but being wa.sed..) :D other strange names.... ina beer geel ina awr-liiq ina liiq-liiqato
  24. Haatu;984318 wrote: The cadaan are qurun, the hindi cawaan, the adoomey xayawaan. :D WTF is adoomey? another abstract Af-Soomaali adverb, miyaa? :cool:
  25. Haatu;984280 wrote: I'm scarred for life nacalad ha ku dhacdee. Alpha, let me ruin your night. Have u heard of this vid kids watch nowadays? 2 guys and 1 horse. these rare incidences hardly shock, ma garatay? what shocks is the systematic and moral failures that lead to these sorts of incidences. according to wiki there was a guy filming the incident. caajib. i don't undertstand white folks. y'all heard about the German guy who posted an ad over the net. he wanted to be being eaten. someone responded and ate him. they apparently had planned the entire thing beforehand. the cannibal guy said something about fulfilling the wishes of the man he ate. WTF?