Arafat, inaadeero, i've always known you had your southern learning tendencies but please stop uttering such nonsense. mogidisho is a hell-on-earth. its virtually a post-apocalyptic wastland. it looks like a nuclear armageddon has ripped through this hell-hole like hiroshima. the people will never recover from all those years of beheadings, abuse and trauma. its social-fabric is destroyed let alone parking space for cars.

wax = thing waalan = crazy crazy thing is all i am to you. i hope this is a term of endearment or i will divorce you and you'll die all alone like a spinster with all of your uncle's inheritance.

Che -Guevara;853771 wrote: Happy birthday dear Aaliyah. Since you are 25 now, ma guurso satay that Somali or white dude mase you are not gonna make the magic number? waar you 38 year man meesha ka baax! aaliyah has already been promised to me. following the traditional las anodian custom of child brides and grooms we wed at the tender age of 12 and 13 each. she was 1 year old than me.

i posted this becos i care about aaliyah and i still do, to an extent..... time may fly but we'll remain truly, deeply and madly an online couple for eternity. happy bday baby! a special one too.

mashallah!

Macallinka;853485 wrote: ^ Lugahaan ma kahadlaysaa @ Ducaysane? quite graphic pics. thanks macalinka. imagine...war-torn mogdisho to olympic champion. i swear you could make a hollywood movie of this. its got everything.

lol@malikz, your innuendos are getting even more perverse. fine ignore my comments!

^god forbid the likes of you ever being entrusted with anything somali, by the time you're done with it you'll have it so reconfigured that it becomes something entirely unrecognisable and a complete distortion. malika, tell me how you plan to be inclusive? if i were you i'd concentrate on commonalities (language, religion and culture etc) than anything else. please do not soil seeds of hatred and division in those innocent kids.

people coming to the office and not making appointments is starting to take it toll on me. for goodness sake this place is surely hell on earth. its ramadan and since i changed my schedule from 9-5 to 12-6pm i get all sorts of interruptions which is uncalled for. why i am here baal? i have faster internet at my home, why must i have to put on an appearance for the sake of showing my face. this is madness and i cant tolerate it anymore. i'm fasting for goodness sakes!

walahi its ramadan and i'm fasting i don't have any scripts. please stop this character assassination brother NGONGE.

lets no conflate the issue here. somalis are not arabs. its rather ignorant that many people including our elder and eedo blessed to utter such nonsense that somalis have arab ancestry. somalis are a unique demographic community (UDU). most attempts to classify Somali fail to take in account their distinct position as the interface of different cultures. The closest monitoring category – Black African, is too broad, when subsumed within this category, we do not share any culture, language or religious practices with our fellow Black Africans. As Muslims, we worship along side our co-religionist from Asian and Arab countries, but just as we diverge from Black Africans, we do not share other aspects of culture, language or dress with their co-religionist.

Showqi;853513 wrote: You mean e-suicide!!! Alpha Afar-Xiniinyood baan ku moodayey ee waa maxay uurjileecu:p Mise reer Hargeysa ayaa ku karbaashay:D lol@ 4 testicles. showqi you're nuts, walalee! is that even humanly possible baal? lol, i did once hear a story of a man from bolivia with two extra different genitalia - lets just say he/she was inwardly content.

Saxansaxo;853516 wrote: Perhaps Allah is testing your patience and has something even better in restore for you. Or it was just not good for you. InshAllah khair bay noqon. thank you very much for your prayers walal.

AYOUB;853514 wrote: Alpha my friend, it wasn't meant to be (whatever the Big Day was). Get up, dust yourself and move on. Showqi, I heard Muriidi moved to Saudi Arabia. Be afraid... dearest AYOUB, honourable close and personal friend, waar, it was no biggie ruunti. it was a silly work-related activity, its finished nonetheless and looking back i was a little melodramatic. i think the key here as you've mentioned is that to 'get on it with'. cheers.

a white gaal no less!

i think we're asking a question without an answer here or for that matter without any relevance. abdi bile remains the last sporting umbilical cordto the fascist regime of said barre. he die with that regime and his heroism, place in somali history should be questioned and revised. you dont see Germany glorifying former east german athletes like petra schneider and other drug cheats. they're erased from memory and omitted from the annals of history. history has show us to that sports remains a powerful tool of governments to project, portray and propagate a particular view of itself. athletes are used for propaganda purposes and as tools of manipulation to steer public sentiments, by virtue of glorifying the heroism of abdi bile and his place in the national psyche, we're in effect echoing and supporting the dictatorial regime of said barre, his human rights abuse and destruction and havoc caused. in a similar vein, i think samsam and mohamed represent the new vulturous, destructive and violent-prone face of 'somalia'. the real question to be asking here is whether somalia should at all be allowed to participate in the Olympic games. the Olympic game represents peace, prosperity and a value and spirit so far removed from the current and former experiences of the somali democratic republic and 'somalia'.

*Ibtisam;853458 wrote: Lol, wax walaan, these days he dont even bother to register as different names, same username ba isla hadlaya!!! Alpha, good luck, I hope it goes well inshallah. indeed! IBZ you are 'goob' and surely merit the sharaf of many a 'raag'. i cant believe i've been so cruel to you all these years. you're so not bad in person too, you know lol. thank you for your kind words of encouragement, i know you mean it with all your heart lol.

Carafaat;853446 wrote: Alpha, what are you excited about. inaadeero and akhyarta SOL, i'm afraid I've failed miserably in my endeavours this morning. lets face it, i'm just useless and don't have what it takes, there is no point kidding myself and trying to fool everyone. i use to be someone but it seems like the gravitas and uumph that catapulted me to stardom has run dry. i will be committing mass suicide tomorrow at dawn along with my followers.

shhhhhhh.... it's almost finished, inaadeero. i will update the group accordingly.

Alpha Blondy;853438 wrote: Good Luck Alpha! We are proud of you and love you very dearly! oh thanks alpha! how can i ever thank you for your words of support and encouragement. i am deeply humbled at this kind gesture of support and warmth.

Good Luck Alpha! We are proud of you and love you very dearly!

MMA, please respect forum rules and stop misleading people with your thread titles.i almost missed this news of most important before checking it out!

lol@abwaan, you must have been the class of 95'. you know the old man whose arrival in the UK warranted that 43% of his actual 'life' was downsized in order to meet basic numeracy and literacy, despite getting 1 GCSE (P.E) and 6 Grade 'G's' at secondary school and come to 'us' with this make-believe lies and tries to convince 'us' he's only 14 when really your like 27ish. I was brother....do you remember that family with lots of kids who were one of the first there, in fact we won family of the year for 4 yrs straight. i'm talking like old skool - like i wasn't even conceived yet but with brilliant smile and all my front teeth missing....ah bless lol.

OMG, today is make or break for me, quite literally and in the classical sense of the expression. it could also be the most important day of my life...possibly, at least for the next couple years. i could only compare it to the predicament that faces 'our lad' and Somaliland Olympic hopeful Mo Farah as to whether he should be fasting before or duration his big day in the 5k and 10k. if he doesnt fast then I will condemn him as a gaal for eternity, for what is relative success in this life? and all the endorsement deals and celebrity status that awaits 'our lad'. times like these require tough and firm decisions! am i capable of fulfilling my destiny? at the moment, it seems very unlikely but one thing is for sure - i'll fight to the death and won't leave without a fight. i'm a certified champion and champions don't accept defeat, NO, Never, especially so easily. i will do it......yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! lol. suit - check determination - ample courage - loads fear and so called butterflies in stomach - what is fear baal? destiny - Only god knows. last downloaded song - my chemical romance - i don't love you anymore. X-FACTOR - was it ever in doubt! p.s - accepting all duas and any charitable zakat in case things don't work out. salams. cheers, al.

MoonLight1;853394 wrote: The Somali National Olympic committee president Duran Ahmed Farah THIS man was my quranic teacher from back in the day. i'm talking back in 1990s/2000s. i can tell you he wasn't the brightest spark among a dim lot.