Abbaas;926179 wrote: Alpha, sxb.. gabi ahaan waan kugu raacsanahay in la bilaabo such threads. we need people oo arintan inala socodsiin kara haddii eey macquultahay. +1 RP inaar, i would've started such a thread laakin i ain't xamarawi and i fear i lack the legitimacy because i'm not there. baal adiga ah, ee inoo biloow howlaha and soo daa, inaar.

NEVER do business with members of a laan gaab clan. remember this advise. i reluctantly entered into a hagbad money scheme with members of a laan gaab clan members. i think i was the only laan dheere and outsider, too. there were various hagbad schemes going and various options available in terms of how much you put down. i went for the $10,000.00 option... i expressly asked to be last person to take the money home. i clearly specified my wishes to the hagbad boss.....who because of her high levels of responsibilities was tasked to look after our money. for 10 months i paid on time....fearing non-compliance will result in disastrous consequence for my clan's sharaf. it was the end of January when i received a call. she said ''its your turn to collect and don't bother paying the last $10,000, you might as well keep that.....''. i thought it was a little odd because i should have received my $110,000,00 in March. nonetheless..... i took the money home and spent it ALL.... after a week long lavish ceremonial like events.....pathetic or what inaar?. sometime last week....i received another phone call but this time.....it was another reminder to either send via Zaad or to come in person. i chose the latter option but NOT before physiologically gearing myself up for a fight. i confronted the woman but she was so stern....which was, of course, no doubt, a result, of forever carrying chip on her shoulder.... because of her laan gaab status. but she convinced me to depart with more of my money. i gave her the second last payment of $10,000.00....and when she received the bundle of cash....she was very quick to remind me that i still owned a further $10,000.00. i left the venue abruptly and very angry. they tricked me walahi. these laan gaab have tricked me. i can't believe i was so foolish and i didn't follow the advice of my forefathers in NEVER doing business with inferior folks. in my hasty attempts to be appear politically correct and urbane.....i did business with laan gaab's and....i LOST. this morning.... i went to pay off....what remained of my debts...... but luckily and as shocked as i was....once i handed this witch, who probably practices black magic the dosh...... she'd apologies for the mistake she 'apparently' made. this ghastly mistake has ruined our financial relationship. i will never accept she'd made this mistake ''innocently''and'without evil intent.....the mistake has ruined my trust in laan gaabs forever...... the mistake? i received the hagbad dosh earlier than expected. in fact two bloody months before i was due to take my $110k home to spend on lavish ceremonial social events to massage my massive ego....:p LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

DoctorKenney;925879 wrote: Saying things like this amounts to kufr . What a character Ahmedinejad is either you'll quit SOL or i will. i will NOT continue to tolerate your vicious attacks against Hugo. all 3 figures have the dogma and the charisma to help people.......but i doubt Hugo will return unfortunately.....but assuming he does return do you think there'll be a bolivarian revolution against the madhi....?

underdog;926163 wrote: Countless hrs of fun excuse me?

OMG.....my next door neighbour is beating the kids again......what should i do: A) ignore their cries for help and continue my musings on SOL B) intervene, adopt the kids and post their pics on SOL i'm so confused....right now. please advise.

^ for goodness sakes niyahoow...... you live in AMERICA. why haven't you pursued the AMERICAN dream baal? you live in the land of possibilities. i always though of pursuing my R'N'B career across the pond (more like an epic tahrib from SL)...... hollywood would love me. A-list celebrities will adorn me....the women unable to resist the charms of the SL R'N'B sensation Alpha Romeo. and here you are talking about a pathetic telephone. i can get that now but would rather get it after my first solo album goes platinum inaar dee.. p.s - DHL me your 3 year old phone after you use your crisp looking benjies to buy the G4..its probably brand new here in SL. you needn't bother inaar....DHL in SL doesn't accept nor sends to AMERICA THE GREAT SATAN. LOOOL

well i be damned....ma istidhi? i thought i'd NEVER live to see the day when we'll have 'actual' footage of the somaliland joseph kony's hinterland. cirro...you make me sick and your are a disgrace to all of us.....dameeryahow. this barren, desolate and non-fertile wasteland was NEVER the birth place of political nationalism in SL...... this ghostly land roamed by the political vampire elite of a certain habaro clan........ is where little thugs are schooled in the ideologies and propaganda of wadani nationalist policies. so much for being a nationalist party...ma istidhi, when even their homegrown political zealots are coming to our hargeisa. this political cult has amassed billions of SLSH from these poor and gaunt looking people. look them baal....they look like they survived the Nagasaki nuclear bomb.....with their blood-shot lips and devilish eyes. i have even come across shocking stories of sheep shaggers and child molesters living among this habaro clan. akhaas. maay wax isku falan. civilisation is certainly NOT here nor anywhere east of sheikh....... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL go go wadani and the habaros of the east....mashallah.. you are the last real nationalist and men possessed of real strength left in SL..... as faisal omar mushteeg said.....''habar g goob inta kaale guun''

Nin-yaban, i didn't have you down as the consumerist type. inaar, a new phone comes out today and the latest version is released a week later. don't buy this phone.....what's the point you probably will.......in the hope that you can enjoy its apps and superior technologies. save your money and travel a bit.....go and travel inaar.

xabad and AbdurahmanAli, are you guys just gonna browse my thread or are you going to take part? Al.

Carafaat;925908 wrote: No airplane accidents since 1989? why do you think that is?

Nuune, inaar....so xalaadu dhag maha? my uncle (abti) was based in Saudi in those early days. he was scheduled to take Saudia Flight 163 on the 19th of August 1980 but was told his seat was given to a family of 5, apparently....and he was put on the next flight to Jeddah. the plane caught fire and all the passengers died. he said he was...''relieved'' and ''lucky to be alive''.....

WTF

this tune is sending shivers down my spine, up into my head and down to my feet!

Carafaat;925891 wrote: Are you talking about SOLs number one monkey? nah inaar. i hardly see this person you're referring to. LOL.

Xaaji Xunjuf;925892 wrote: We will succeed What a beautiful nose by the way Noolow adeer tan yare toloow wa HY ayaan isidhi......?

my reaction at work this morning. it felt good, you know.

nothing original about these new one liners.

Carafaat;925894 wrote: Wallahi ma xishoonisid! Iminka reerki ma sidan ayaa u kala qaaday? As you wish, The hand gloves come off inadeero. isku xishood you pathetic laan gaab. there are 12 different jilib's within my immediate sub-clan. miyaad iloodey inaar? my immediate sub-clan ALONE is estimated at 65,000 (just men) and multiply by 1.5 for every female. you do the math but learn to respect your superior. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

what an excellent day. it is almost the perfect day. its only missing you know...... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Alpha Blondy;925857 wrote: OMG x 100....this is pure madness.........i'm struggling to type and i have to go noww. by..now. i'm out y'all.

Alpha Blondy;925855 wrote: OMG.....its getting serious walahi. OMG x 100....this is pure madness.........i'm struggling to type and i have to go noww. by..now.

Alpha Blondy;925854 wrote: within the last 20mins i've developed a migraine.....WTF. OMG.....its getting serious walahi.

within the last 20mins i've developed a migraine.....WTF.