DoctorKenney;924335 wrote: T Alpha and his gang are intellectually incapable of understanding that this world is a complex place. yes, of course.

DoctorKenney;924326 wrote: How are you people celebrating the life of Hugo Chavez, when this man instituted many of the same policies of Siad Barre? Stay consistent people. Hugo Chavez was no good. Sure he was a "champion of the poor"....but he violated the human rights of thousands of Venezualans. I don't want to disrespect the dead, but let's not forget reality. can someone please ban this inconsiderate neo-liberalist?

Wadani;924323 wrote: Dee he's a negroooo!!!!! ooooooow wadaniooow, inaadeerooow, waxan ku weydiiye, negrooogu maanu meel ku lahyn kiniisada ugu weyn aduunka?

Wadani;924291 wrote: Dhici mayso. oh whyooow?

Wadani;924310 wrote: How many NGO's would u say operate in Hargaysa? And how is their work (or leck thereof) perceived by the general populous? Do people realize that it's nothing but a mashruuc mostly manned by self-interested failures who couldn't make it in the corporate and political worlds of the West, along with a smaller group of bleeding--heart leftist wackos, whose dreams of bringing about a utopia in African villages are quickly shattered by the beaurecratic and funding-centred (read profit-centred) nature of these NGO's? these are questions that have no known answers. there are many known NGOs. this much i know. there are also known NGOs, that is to say, i knowingly know of these NGOs, but not as i know a known NGO. but there are also many unknown NGOs which are also unknowingly known as NGOs, these are the NGOs i don't know.

R.I.P Mr. President Comrade.

OMG....hugo's dead. R.I.P

why'd you ask......if you're going to reply like that?

Wadani;924297 wrote: NGO buzzwords and gobbledegook get on my nerves. Do u work for one of those parasites in disguise Alpha? NO i DON'T....you'd think a ''aniga og-conscious-back-to-the-roots-Afrocentric'er'' will work with aid agencies and christian missionaries?

Alpha Blondy;924273 wrote: so the !diot came at 7:30. he was in his pick-up truck. as i opened the door for him, he gestated that i should come to the window. i did so anxiously. he handed me a little plastic bag with a receiver and its wires. i took the package. i then asked him to come into the house to set the system up. he mumbled some pathetic excuse about the being called back to work immediately. before he drove off, i managed to get him to commit to a promise, that if.... the receiver doesn't work, he would come back to install it probably. well.......its now 8:30 and it hasn't worked. i called but his number is switched off. what's more, his manager isn't picking up either. so....i've been forced to call elsewhere for assistance.. Faisal the engineer, who is apparently an expert ku takhususay xirfadaha iyo aqoonta farsamada gacanta is on his way.... MILGO Digital is a joke and pathetic....they don't under customer care..... what do you expect from a bunch of arab daan dhagaxs. when my uncles, the geeleyasha dekeda berbera made the famous gabay about geele arab in the 1970s...... sodan aan jiray iyo sodan an siiday, sonkaar arab sidow saka wa kow ....they werent wrong...ma istidhi? so....... Faisal the engineer - the man with the plan, no doubt because of his extensive experience in xirfadaha iyo aqoonta farsamada gacanta......came to fix the set box. the little prick...NOT only wasted 1 and half hours of Al's time but has ONLY left me with 46 channels..I had 64 channels before..... we decided to call it a day after he COULD'NT fix it....why am i NOT surprised.......ma istidhi? its been a terrible day for Al. i've only managed to achieve ONLY half of my objectives. luckily, the payment dispute, with the electricity providers, has been somewhat....... resolved..... after i delegated the task to the local neighbourhood warden Mohamed. i couldn't deal with those thugs...without LOSING it. so i paid this guy to resolve the matter urgently and discreetly. they will understand each other, you see....of course they will.... because they are off the same kind, the same kind that can flexibly change their word....like shape-shifters...BUT i CANNOT and WILL NOT change my ways..because i'm in the RIGHT and they are WRONG, GREEDY and CORRUPT....i will NEVER accept their nonsense...i will NEVER put on ''an act'' to appease these thugs...NO NEVER.... NOT Al...... the set box, hasn't been fixed and i'm very DISAPPOINTED.... i haven't been able to watch the game and i'm a little angry with Somaliland for failing me, right now. this hell-hole is testing my patience and draining my already depleting energy levels. this desolate wasteland will NEVER be recognised.....because it doesn't deserve it.....the people are incredibly retarded and the land is barren of reason and you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who is competent or for that matter - SOMEONE NORMAL...its cursed. its a bloody digital set-box for goodness sakes....... why have i been FORCED to miss the game of the decade? who will listen to the cries of an allegedly spoilt ''qurbo''? a pathetic cannoboodhe weakling, a NONE-somali/somalilander, a foreigner....who will hear Al's cries caawo and the cries of every minute i've wasted my life in this hell on earth? NO ONE! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

artists and our cultural pioneers have a pivotal role to play in the rehabilitation of our broken social fabric. artists are the personification of society. we MUST encourage their involvement and seek their expert opinions in peace-building and rehabilitation efforts. we need talent which has been organically sourced to be given the platform to express their artistic talents to 'repair and rehabilitate' our broken society. certainly, the arts are a crucially medium which could make a huge contribution to nation building efforts - to create a national character and psyche. we MUST establish a 'capacity building' programme to reinvigorate the arts and to uplift our cultural icons to an esteemed position across the Somali peninsula.

this man (cardinal Peter Turkson) is apparently papabile. he could potentially become the next pope.

Alpha Blondy;924236 wrote: the guys from Milgo digital will be coming in the next hour or so. on my digital television package, i'm supposed to have 80 channels, but for the last three months, i've only been getting 64 channels. all the sports channels have been missing somehow. i'll also get my new digital receiver and i hope to watch the Man. Utd v Real Madrid game tonight....... so the !diot came at 7:30. he was in his pick-up truck. as i opened the door for him, he gestated that i should come to the window. i did so anxiously. he handed me a little plastic bag with a receiver and its wires. i took the package. i then asked him to come into the house to set the system up. he mumbled some pathetic excuse about the being called back to work immediately. before he drove off, i managed to get him to commit to a promise, that if.... the receiver doesn't work, he would come back to install it probably. well.......its now 8:30 and it hasn't worked. i called but his number is switched off. what's more, his manager isn't picking up either. so....i've been forced to call elsewhere for assistance.. Faisal the engineer, who is apparently an expert ku takhususay xirfadaha iyo aqoonta farsamada gacanta is on his way.... MILGO Digital is a joke and pathetic....they don't understand customer care..... what do you expect from a bunch of arab daan dhagaxs. when my uncles, the geeleyasha dekeda berbera made the famous gabay about geele arab in the 1970s......sodan aan jiray iyo sodan an siiday, sonkaar arab sidow saka wa kow....they werent wrong...ma istidhi?

a little young, perhaps but there for the taking.... nonetheless dee...... p.s - what was i thinking posting this pic?.....my intentions have all of a sudden become misconstrued as sordid and inappropriate, ma istidh Obaooow.

just... what on earth is going on in Pakistan maalmahan......ma istidhi? these hazara shia are being hunted like wild animals...........madness.

oba hiloowlow;924237 wrote: why the long face? :p

isn't just amazing when you've got celebrity friends on facebook. i'm currently having an excellent intellectual discussion with one of them.

the guys from Milgo digital will be coming in the next hour or so. on my digital television package, i'm supposed to have 80 channels, but for the last three months, i've only been getting 64 channels. all the sports channels have been missing somehow. i'll also get my new digital receiver and i hope to watch the Man. Utd v Real Madrid game tonight.......

NGONGE;924214 wrote: My neighbour is convinced I am a womaniser. We have bad mobile reception at my building and I have to go out to the backyard to speak on the phone. My backyard overlooks a park and my neighbour happened to be passing a few times as I stood there talking on the phone and laughing. He nodded at me the first time, he said salam caleekom the second time but on the third time, he said "allah ka baq" with a smile on his face! On the fourth time, he ditched the reer magaalnimo altogether and said "war yaad habeen walba la hadasha oo sidan ka qosliyaa?", when I told him it was "hoyo" he laughed and said "hoyo igu salaan". Now he just walks past with a devious smile on his face and shouts "hoyo igu salaan" even when it's not hoyo. kkkkkkkkkkkkk nosy isn't he?

^ one for each day.....and the one remaining can cook and clean? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

in need of daqan celis....ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

busy....... busier....... busiest........day in ages...... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i'm out y'all....

Alpha Blondy;924073 wrote: i'm going out to get my casho. it'll be basic....see y'all around yeah...?! .....one word: IRRESPONSIBLE Mrs. Blondy:its very IRRESPONSIBLE going out at 1am in that Sub-Saharan third world city........you know alpha, i'm just NOT sure how many more times i'll have to remind you that this isn't London and your pathetic gangsterism and bravado isn't going work there...yaaroow! Alpha: yes mother....i know, i'm sorry but..i...i....i Mrs. Blondy: i've told you a million times before to at ALL times ensure your personal safety.....how will you ever become president, if you're being reckless with your safety....? whatever possessed you to conjure up this bright idea....what were you thinking going out at 1am.....don't you know there are killers who are dangerous and who do terrible things to people roaming hargeisa that time of morning.... Alpha: yes mother....i'm sorry...but...i can ex..exp..expl..expla..explai..explainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..... Mrs. Blondy: there's NO need to explain anything.... i've been let down by your antics again and i'm quite frankly disappointed that you would do this......yaaroow..... Alpha:.....but, i,i,i....i was just...just....but....but..... Mrs. Blondy: JUST...what? speak...dee''i was just....?'' ''i was just....?'' PATHETIC.....ma fahantahay yaaroow.... there are NO excuses or for that matter...NO buts or maybes where your pathetic ideas are concerned....you think you're so bright don't you? you think your smart...ma istidhi....?.yaaroow ha iga xanaagin warya .... illaahay maad ka baqatid......i've being very patient with you and you know that very well.... Alpha: yes mother, i'm sorry.....hadaba...dee Mrs. Blondy: if you're getting your casho at these late times, what other aspects of your life is lacking.....are you getting your daily 5-a-day fruits..in varying combinations? are you taking your vitamin supplements? how is your stomach....are your bowls in good shape....? Alpha: i'm fine mother, you needn't worry...ruunti. i'm a grown man and i can look after myself...i have to go now. bye.. -------------------------------- still a satellite despite our 6137km distance.....ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s - love my family. they mean the world to me but i'm glad to have got away...that is.... physically......:D:D:D:D

Abu-Salman;924070 wrote: she's just elderly hence vulnerable, nothing to do with politics... abuooow, inaar, you haven't answered my questions....dee. do they have you under surveillance over there? those pasty frenchies are probably helping to sustain IOG and his thuggery antics... indefinitely.